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koods
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Re: Giving this girl [Re: The Moose]
#22279796 - 09/23/15 05:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Lol. Even dildoes are compared to beverage cans
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The Moose
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Re: Giving this girl [Re: koods]
#22279803 - 09/23/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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It's an easy size to compare! Everybody can picture a can of soda/beer.
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Quit The Cult
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Re: Giving this girl [Re: The Moose] 2
#22279826 - 09/23/15 05:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wtf she asked her friends for concert tickets and drugs? IMO that sounds like a stuck up chick. But I guess I could be wrong.
All I know is I've never asked my friends for ANYTHING except for them to hang out with me on my bday. And that's enough for me..
Just give her the dick.
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The Moose
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She just likes to party
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Janky Tits

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She is a hippy chick so thats what she loves to do. She didn't really ask for it but everyone knows her and everyone pretty much knows she wants that and it doesn't need to be stated explicitly that she wants that. Everyone just knows she always wants drugs and tix.
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MrBlueYoMind
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Re: Giving this girl [Re: The Moose]
#22279869 - 09/23/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Deems is always a nice gift to give someone. 125mg is plenty for 3 blast offs if smoked right.
Next time you extract/buy some try creating enhanced leaf by dissolving 500 mg in a few drops of isopropyl alcohol and then soaking it up with 500 mg of inactive herb (I prefer damiana since it's easy to get and not very harsh). When it's dry just load it and smoke it. I find this to be the most effective way to personally.
Or you could get her a tapestry...
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Shining Cosmos
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You should get her a baseball hat.
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Quote:
Janky Tits said: She already has a penis in her life... ...........
that's why you make yours special by wrapping it in a bowtie and covering it in miley cirus sprinkles
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1234go
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Re: Giving this girl [Re: koods] 1
#22279940 - 09/23/15 06:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
koods said: DMT isn't that great. Five minutes and it's over.
Your Mom..
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Re: Giving this girl [Re: 1234go]
#22280105 - 09/23/15 06:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I feel like everyone who does DMT becomes a DMT maniac.
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abductee
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Re: Giving this girl [Re: Gorlax]
#22280130 - 09/23/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I never tried or seem DMT, didn't even know you smoked it.lol Sounds interesting... is it addictive or have harsh side effects?
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1234go
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Re: Giving this girl [Re: Gorlax]
#22280136 - 09/23/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Gorlax said: I feel like everyone who does DMT becomes a DMT maniac.
I've never done it, but I can see that happening to me too.
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Fletcher


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Anal beads?
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abductee
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Re: Giving this girl [Re: Fletcher]
#22280165 - 09/23/15 06:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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what ever drug you get her, get her something cool she can play with when fucked up that doesnt get inserted into her.. lol like those wands that spin and light up, or a furry hat or something.
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Detached
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Re: Giving this girl [Re: abductee] 1
#22280173 - 09/23/15 07:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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is a much better birthday gift than DMT.
But for OP's circumstances, GHB seems to be a much better choice.
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MrBlueYoMind
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Re: Giving this girl [Re: abductee]
#22280177 - 09/23/15 07:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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JvF
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125 mg of dmt isnt that much.
Shes probably going to waste 80 mg tryong to figure out how to smoke it and hy the time she finally gets it right shell have 20 mg left.
Or shell dump it on a bowl of weed and waste it like that
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abductee
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cool shit blue.. that be awesome. I got some laser lights in my room, they are fun but those glasses would top it off.
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Re: Giving this girl [Re: JvF]
#22280191 - 09/23/15 07:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Maybe he can convince her to do a DMT enema plug instead 
Win-win for both parties.
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abductee
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Re: Giving this girl [Re: Detached]
#22280198 - 09/23/15 07:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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that's shitty.
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