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OfflineJanky Tits

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Giving this girl
    #22279591 - 09/23/15 04:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

some DMT for her birthday. It was either DMT or shrooms but everyone is basically giving her shrooms, Ecstasy, acid and massive amounts of weed for her birthday. I want to give her something really special and awesome that she will never forget and that will stand out among the gifts. So I will give her DMT, thing is I can only afford 125 milligrams right now.

I haven't smoked DMT in a while and I smoke it sloppily. I just put a bunch of it in my dry bong and on top it on some non-psychoactive herbs and then sandwich it so I always waste some but it doesn't really matter a whole lot to me because when I was smoking it I had a bunch of it so I had room to waste. However its this girls first time I don't want it to be underwhelming for her or have her end up wasting it... do you guys think that 125mg is enough so that she'll have a at least a two solid trips?


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: Janky Tits] * 1
    #22279598 - 09/23/15 04:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i think you should give her crack instead


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: Janky Tits] * 1
    #22279631 - 09/23/15 04:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Why don't you give her something besides drugs. Sounds like very one she knows just wants to get her her fucked up.


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: koods]
    #22279638 - 09/23/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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koods said:
Why don't you give her something besides drugs. Sounds like very one she knows just wants to get her her fucked up.




you're crazy, dmt is a fucking awesome gift. way better than a stupid t-shirt or $20.


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: koods]
    #22279639 - 09/23/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I wish people would give me drugs for my birthday


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: koods]
    #22279644 - 09/23/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I don't know what else I should give her. She basically asked all her friends to give her drugs or drug paraphernalia and concert tickets.

:shrug:


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: koods]
    #22279646 - 09/23/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

DMT isn't that great. Five minutes and it's over.


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: koods]
    #22279648 - 09/23/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

How much does the DMT cost? Maybe you could get her a bowl or something. Everyone is different, but most of the girls I know would be happier getting flowers more than DMT or shrooms.


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: koods]
    #22279651 - 09/23/15 04:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah but those are the most intense 5 minutes of your life :awecid:


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: Lophosaurus] * 2
    #22279656 - 09/23/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Get her one of these


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: The Moose] * 1
    #22279667 - 09/23/15 04:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Lol this chick has it made. Got a bunch of horny guys trying to one up each other on birthday gifts.


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: koods]
    #22279672 - 09/23/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:lolsy:

Bet you are wishing you were her...


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: koods]
    #22279675 - 09/23/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
DMT isn't that great. Five minutes and it's over.




That's exactly why it's so great

You can go balls to the wall super high dose with no concerns because it will all be over in 15 minutes anyway


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 1
    #22279681 - 09/23/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That's why it's called the businessman's trip. You could trip fucking balls on DMT and then have time to spare during your lunch break.


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: koods] * 1
    #22279686 - 09/23/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Lol this chick has it made. Got a bunch of horny guys trying to one up each other on birthday gifts.




She just needs a dildo named Duke the Bad Dragon


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OfflineJanky Tits

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Re: Giving this girl [Re: Shroomism]
    #22279689 - 09/23/15 04:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Hahaha I explicitly remember my mom going out to buy me breakfast one morning at Chick Fil A and during the time she was gone I went into the dimension and by the time she got back I had been sober for 20 minutes and she was only gone for 30 minutes at most. Shit is awesome


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: The Moose]
    #22279697 - 09/23/15 04:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She already has a penis in her life... ...........:smug:


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: The Moose]
    #22279700 - 09/23/15 04:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

And it's fun because the more you smoke the more time seems to just stretch out, elongate or stop entirely

For me the time dilation on DMT is pretty epic, a minute can feel like an hour


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22279703 - 09/23/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

there are always better penises with better drugs


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Re: Giving this girl [Re: koods] * 1
    #22279789 - 09/23/15 05:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Indeed there are. Penises such as Bumble Hooves the Unicorn look at the craftsmanship on that fucker


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