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SwissedToast
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Why?
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why do mushrooms smell like a pile of hot wet dicks  ??
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elprawn
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I'm not sure what this has to do with hunting or identification, but is this what you found?
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maynardjameskeenan
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Only rotten bacteria/yeast laden mushrooms will smell like a "pile of hot wet dicks", it's your body's way of telling you not to put it into your mouth.
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Thayendanegea
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How does swim know what a pile of hot wet dicks smell like anyhoo? My guess would be that you are smelling the mold and bacteria on those mushrooms others have told you not to consume on your moldy thread. Please just throw them away...amanitas are not the most pleasant mushrooms to trip on anyway...more like a drunken deleriant, from what I understand.
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SwissedToast
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DUDE
What if the human phallus is actually an evolved mushroom? THINK about it.
These symptoms suggested that our evolution, I suppose, from the animal kingdom into the human kingdom itself was catalyzed, or triggered by our encounter with these hallucenogenics, and
Yes, we are an ape with a symbiotic relationship to a mushroom, and that has given us self reflection, language, religion and all the spectrum of effects that flow from these things.
First voice again: And one can only wonder how these hallucinogens might effect our future evolution as well...
They have brought us to this point, and as we make our relationship to them concious, we may be able to take control of our future evolutionary path...
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          "These symptoms suggested that our evolution, I suppose, from the animal kingdom into the human kingdom itself was catalyzed, or triggered by our encounter with these Hallucenogenics, and, Yes, that we are an Ape with a symbiotic relationship to a Mushroom and that has given us self reflection, language, religion and all the spectrum of effects that flow from these things and one can only wonder how these hallucinogens might effect our future evolution as well. They have brought us to this point, and as we make our Relationship to them concious, we may be able to take control of our future evolutionary path..." HUMAN PHALLUS CONFIRMED TO BE AN EVOLVED MUSHROOM
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elprawn
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Quote:
SwissedToast said: DUDE
What if the human phallus is actually an evolved mushroom? THINK about it.
These symptoms suggested that our evolution, I suppose, from the animal kingdom into the human kingdom itself was catalyzed, or triggered by our encounter with these hallucenogenics, and
Yes, we are an ape with a symbiotic relationship to a mushroom, and that has given us self reflection, language, religion and all the spectrum of effects that flow from these things.
First voice again: And one can only wonder how these hallucinogens might effect our future evolution as well...
They have brought us to this point, and as we make our relationship to them concious, we may be able to take control of our future evolutionary path...

And this is why the American education system should commit to teaching evolution.
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Bud Fuggins
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I learned in the evolution of reproduction class in college that the head of the penis in humans is shaped like this so we can better scoop out other mens' semen.
Edited by Bud Fuggins (09/23/15 05:17 PM)
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maynardjameskeenan
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Quote:
elprawn said:
And this is why the American education system should commit to teaching evolution.
They do teach evolution in high school science.
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Bud Fuggins said: I learned in the evolution of reproduction class in college that the head of the penis in humans is shaped like this so we can better scoop out other mens' semen.
Is this where butt mustard comes from, Mudshovel..
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Bud Fuggins
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elprawn said: I'm not sure what this has to do with hunting or identification, but is this what you found?

Stinkhorns are hilarious:
Shaped like a dick and balls? CHECK
Oozes goo? CHECK
Smells like farts? CHECK
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maynardjameskeenan
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