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Almond Flour
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Fuck Christian Movies.....
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Believe it or not I can not stand Christian movies that make it to the big screen. How many of these pathetic ass attempts to create Jesus into a Hollywood star will the public have to endure.
God is for real, 90 min in heaven, war room, etc etc. All disgusting ways in which supposed followers of Christ allow our faith to be mixed within the ultimate realm of fantasy (as if Christians already dont have enough issues with folks calling us psychotic or following fairy tales). So what's the response from Christians at disbelief or mocking? Create a cheesy ass film filled with fake ass "moments" hoping to convert folks because they paid $12 and heard heaven is for real from some shoe on the big screen. How does it make any sense to mix Christianity into an industry that is built to "entertain", to create an "escape" for an hour or so. Does it strengthen the Christian message or does it subtly confirm what our biggest proponents say against us? That God is one big fantasy and a form of mental masturbation in order to entertain yourselves?
Maybe we should create Christian strip clubs where they dancers wear biblical outfits in order to expose to the masses Jesus and God
-------------------- Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
Edited by Almond Flour (09/23/15 12:40 PM)
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God is a cunt
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Jesus is actually Aslan from Narnia.
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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Moonshoe]
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Moonshoe said: Jesus is actually Aslan from Narnia.
The author of that series is a hardcore Catholic, as is the the creator of the Lord of the Rings
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They were close friends and fought together in world war 2 I think. Or was it world war 1?
If I become a Catholic does that make me like an Elf?
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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Moonshoe]
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Moonshoe said: They were close friends and fought together in world war 2 I think. Or was it world war 1?
If I become a Catholic does that make me like an Elf?
Probably a beer drinking axe swinging dwarf
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How do you feel about The Hebrew Israelites and the way they preach the bible?
They believe white people will be slaves when Jesus returns.
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I think most christian movies are just so terrible. I can't remember the name of it(I think God is Real), but it was some atheist teacher who wanted every kid in the class to say god isn't real(which is a pretty dick thing, and he could get fired for forcing students to say that) and then in the end he's all like "I'm only atheist because my mom died, and god couldn't exist if I have suffering)
It was a sucky movie, and it's message was sucky.
I don't care if movies have christian tones, or christianity in it, but if the sole point of hte movie is to "get followers" as a lot of them seem to be, it's just shit. It's a terrible "gimmick" and it makes every christian look boring as hell.
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*voice of TV announcer*
"Tonight, the role of Jesus Christ will be played by Cesare Borgia."
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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Dilsnique]
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But I actually did enjoy Exodus: Gods and Kings.
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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Achillita]
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Achillita said: But I actually did enjoy Exodus: Gods and Kings.
That's different. That wasn't made to convert people.
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Yeah.. The convert and "miracle" movies are stupid, and in all honesty make christians look bad half the time.
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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Achillita]
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If your not religious why would you watch a religious movie  Movies about the devil and Satan are pretty good tho lol. They are supposed to be. Come to the dark side....we have mushrooms and cookies
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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Devon420]
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Devon420 said: If your not religious why would you watch a religious movie 
Comedy?
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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Dilsnique]
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Lol nah I couldn't even do that. I'm not religious but I respect religion and wouldnt disrespect it buy watching a movie to laugh at it
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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Alexestalex]
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Alexestalex said: God is a cunt
Jesus is a cunt
Virgin Mary is slutty cunt
The holy spirit is a cunt
You will burn in hell
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Almond Flour said: Believe it or not I can not stand Christian movies that make it to the big screen. How many of these pathetic ass attempts to create Jesus into a Hollywood star will the public have to endure.
God is for real, 90 min in heaven, war room, etc etc. All disgusting ways in which supposed followers of Christ allow our faith to be mixed within the ultimate realm of fantasy (as if Christians already dont have enough issues with folks calling us psychotic or following fairy tales). So what's the response from Christians at disbelief or mocking? Create a cheesy ass film filled with fake ass "moments" hoping to convert folks because they paid $12 and heard heaven is for real from some shoe on the big screen. How does it make any sense to mix Christianity into an industry that is built to "entertain", to create an "escape" for an hour or so. Does it strengthen the Christian message or does it subtly confirm what our biggest proponents say against us? That God is one big fantasy and a form of mental masturbation in order to entertain yourselves?
Maybe we should create Christian strip clubs where they dancers wear biblical outfits in order to expose to the masses Jesus and God 
I bet you're an atheist.
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He's got 7th heaven dvd box set?!? Haha
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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: koods]
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koods said: Are you jealous?

I don't get it. If that were supposed to be bullet-proof glass, then you'd think it would also have glass plates on the side. My best guess is that glass roof is there to block UV light so the pope doesn't get a sunburn. It looks like even the pope is not immune to the righteous furry of the heavens, but at least he does his best to avoid it.
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Almond Flour said: Believe it or not I can not stand Christian movies that make it to the big screen. How many of these pathetic ass attempts to create Jesus into a Hollywood star will the public have to endure.
God is for real, 90 min in heaven, war room, etc etc. All disgusting ways in which supposed followers of Christ allow our faith to be mixed within the ultimate realm of fantasy (as if Christians already dont have enough issues with folks calling us psychotic or following fairy tales). So what's the response from Christians at disbelief or mocking? Create a cheesy ass film filled with fake ass "moments" hoping to convert folks because they paid $12 and heard heaven is for real from some shoe on the big screen. How does it make any sense to mix Christianity into an industry that is built to "entertain", to create an "escape" for an hour or so. Does it strengthen the Christian message or does it subtly confirm what our biggest proponents say against us? That God is one big fantasy and a form of mental masturbation in order to entertain yourselves?
Maybe we should create Christian strip clubs where they dancers wear biblical outfits in order to expose to the masses Jesus and God 
You realize this has basically been Christianity's goto for conversions through most of it's history right (if we exclude war and the like)? Christmas is based off of a drunken roman celebration, Io Saturnalia (I'm pretty sure there were orgies). The missionaries wrote musicals to convert the american indians. And how can we forget the epic master piece called Veggie Tales. Christianity is basically a religion that was authored by hackneyed plagiarists with a slight bent for musical drama. Christians even stole their god from Judaism, and then they gave him some sex appeal so he could have a son.
EDIT: I do certainly agree that the quality of recent christian propaganda has gone down hill considerably. They lost track of their audience and don't have much of relevance to say in today's world. They need a new message, and they're trying to sell out hard to get one.
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fuck jew movies…oh wait there all jew movies
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Moonshoe said: Jesus is actually Aslan from Narnia.
The author of that series is a hardcore Catholic, as is the the creator of the Lord of the Rings
The Anglican Church is not Catholic.
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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: zappaisgod]
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I just watched the new Left Behind movie and was a little disappointed.
Not sure if the makers of it were taking a Christian theme and just wanted to make a Hollywood blockbuster or if they were trying to get the Christian message on the big screen.
If it was the first reason?
It wasn't a very well made movie. They were on the plane way too long! I now realize that this might be because they are gonna make more left behind movies with Nicholas Cage as the main Actor. My point is as a movie it wasn't a very well movie, some acting in it was terrible, But of course this happens in any movie.
If it was the second reason?
It's just Christians trying there best to spread the word. And that just like any group wanting to share a message they will use ways that reach out. Will people come to God because of this latest movie? maybe not based solely on the movie it self, but who's to say that God can't use it to make someone believe.
In my opinion a christian movie has a greater chance of reaching someone if in it the viewer sees Christian morals in action, Christian advice being given and acted upon and the subsequent good effect happening. But this way of reaching lost souls is flawed too. The Bible says that no one comes to him first, that he calls them and enables them. So if he is really there? he just using the good, the bad and the ugly to ultimately separate the sheep from the goats.
Also I recently watched the new Moses movie, God And Kings.
I noticed that when Moses came back down from the mountain after meeting "The Boss" he is saying goodbye to his son and he says "here, keep this" referring to the staff he had when he met God. I see this Staff incident being intentionally put in the movie. Makes me think it was a movie made by atheist for atheist. But that's cool because it didn't change what I believe one bit. I guess it the same with Christian movies, if someone doesn't believe in God, a movie and popcorn and gonna do much. All the movie is doing is confirming the viewers views.
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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: blessed]
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Haha I fucking hate Christian movies
The most abysmal and most terrible one I have seen thus far is God is Not Dead.
It is a slap in the face to not just non-believers but basically anyone who subscribes to logic and reasoning and pretty much anyone who isn't a fucking moronic and mentally insane quack. The logic and arguments used in that movie to try and prove that god is real is laughable and insulting, the creator of that movie is a scumbag moron who doesn't only know how to direct movies and make a good plot but his message is bullshit and his whole argument is completely unsound and ultimately offensive and terrible in every way possible.
The movie is ultimately trying to tell everyone that Atheists are just people who hate God and don't wanna believe in him because they've had a shitty life. They make the most thin and laughable argument to try and prove that god is real, they don't even use a single shred of proof or evidence and basically skim over trying to prove he exists and make the Christian character prove that god exists by randomly saying "Science supports his existence" when not even once did the character prove shit or show evidence.
The movie also sucks its own dick multiple times by thinking it is this masterpiece of godly proportions and then it tries to demonize all other religions and atheism and champion Christianity as the only true religion.
The Christian film industry is absolute garbage. Kirk Cameron and all these other Evangelical film producer morons who made movies like Left Behind and all these shitty Christian movies are literally some of the dumbest people on Earth. The state of the Christian film industry basically proves that god isn't real. What god would allow these people to make such a shit movie about his religion
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I wanna see a post apocalyptic christian movie that happens after the rapture occurs, and all the non believers and sinners have to live and survive in the shitty world. And then satan comes.
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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Achillita]
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I think the sequel to "Left Behind" has already been green lit even though it was critically panned.
That was literally one of the worst movies I have ever seen. The message was just absolute shit and it sucked at being a movie in every way possible.
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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Achillita]
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Janky Tits said: Haha I fucking hate Christian movies
The most abysmal and most terrible one I have seen thus far is God is Not Dead.
It is a slap in the face to not just non-believers but basically anyone who subscribes to logic and reasoning and pretty much anyone who isn't a fucking moronic and mentally insane quack. The logic and arguments used in that movie to try and prove that god is real is laughable and insulting, the creator of that movie is a scumbag moron who doesn't only know how to direct movies and make a good plot but his message is bullshit and his whole argument is completely unsound and ultimately offensive and terrible in every way possible.
The movie is ultimately trying to tell everyone that Atheists are just people who hate God and don't wanna believe in him because they've had a shitty life. They make the most thin and laughable argument to try and prove that god is real, they don't even use a single shred of proof or evidence and basically skim over trying to prove he exists and make the Christian character prove that god exists by randomly saying "Science supports his existence" when not even once did the character prove shit or show evidence.
The movie also sucks its own dick multiple times by thinking it is this masterpiece of godly proportions and then it tries to demonize all other religions and atheism and champion Christianity as the only true religion.
The Christian film industry is absolute garbage. Kirk Cameron and all these other Evangelical film producer morons who made movies like Left Behind and all these shitty Christian movies are literally some of the dumbest people on Earth. The state of the Christian film industry basically proves that god isn't real. What god would allow these people to make such a shit movie about his religion 
I haven't seen the movie God Is Not Dead, so I'll just go with your thoughts on the movie. I think that movies like that are just someone sharing their beliefs. yes it's on a big subject but I can't see it's success or failure being the cause of great spiritual acceptance or rejecting. You could look at the movie in the same way like a drawn picture. If it's crap, it's crap. If the picture is about unicorns and done really well, others may not believe in unicorns but will at least like the picture. It sounds like the movie you saw was a very bad picture of a unicorn. But the belief in unicorns are greater then the picture, and so people still believe in them.
As for the state of the Christian movie makers. It's not impossible for them to make a great movie. Maybe it's a lack of money to make the high quality movies that people expect due to the standard of movies that Hollywood makes on a regular bases. Also, bad christian movies aren't proof of no God, for it could be looked at another way, the world don't wanna be saved and laugh at any attempts made, and..... find faults too. This is possible too. btw I don't mean that negatively to you 
But the is one more way to look at it. If any of what the Bible says is true, then the makers of the Christian movies are like someone trying to sell light bulbs to someone that want to live in darkness. And no matter how good the packaging of the lightbulb is if the person wants to remain in darkness nothing the lightbulb seller dose can change the other person mind. Mind you he could demonstrate the light. And here's where it begins to get complicated, just like life.
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That would be a cool movie, if only the makers of such film didn't impose their belief system into the movie. They would have to at least have a good understanding of the Bible and the end times and not compromise on depicting what the Bible says. It would be a scary movie thought, The Bible says the world is going to experience things like never before, and that if God doesn't step in, no flesh will be left. Meaning to me that Mankind will go absolutely crazy!!!!!
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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: blessed]
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Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas Christian movie was a transcendent classic, not just the best Christian themed film of all-time but arguably among the top five in the history of film
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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Niffla]
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Niffla said: Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas Christian movie was a transcendent classic, not just the best Christian themed film of all-time but arguably among the top five in the history of film

When I saw the words "Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas" in the same sentence as "Classic" and "Best"....
I was like
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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Achillita]
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Achillita said: I wanna see a post apocalyptic christian movie that happens after the rapture occurs, and all the non believers and sinners have to live and survive in the shitty world. And then satan comes.
Isn't that what "Left Behind" is about? I remember having to watch that stupid shit in Jail, I didn't pay a lot of attention though.
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Niffla said: Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas Christian movie was a transcendent classic, not just the best Christian themed film of all-time but arguably among the top five in the history of film

When I saw the words "Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas" in the same sentence as "Classic" and "Best"....
I was like 
Dude Kirk is an all-time great...a living legend...he directed it, produced it, and starred in it. Now true, it did receive a slightly less than favorable rotten tomatoes rating of 0%, but we all know how the critics can be hit & miss.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/kirk_camerons_saving_christmas/
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Achillita said: I wanna see a post apocalyptic christian movie that happens after the rapture occurs, and all the non believers and sinners have to live and survive in the shitty world. And then satan comes.
There is This Is The End and Rapture Palooza for comedies that fit that.
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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Niffla]
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I don't think I could sit through it... It's rated #1 on IMDbs bottom 100. I watched clips and the trailer and it looks horrible and boring 
Not to mention Kirk is a screwball and pretty much insane. If there is one person notorious for making bad christian films and giving the Christian film industry it's had name it's Kirk Cameron.
If you actually have fully and completely watched all his movies then I commend you for getting through all that.
I would rather watch "The Room" 20 times in a row then watch Left Behind again
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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Janky Tits]
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Janky Tits said: I don't think I could sit through it... It's rated #1 on IMDbs bottom 100. I watched clips and the trailer and it looks horrible and boring 
Seriously though, I wonder if it would be worth giving a shot while tripping balls. Might be one of the most unintentionally hilarious movies ever
It looks like they shot it on a $500 dollar budget
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It's astonishing what a grip right-wing Christianity has over the USA.
Could you imagine an atheist, a Muslim, Buddhist or Hindu becoming President?
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Since pretty much all we ever get is shit anyways, I'd love to see a Muslim president. Half the country's jimmie's would be rustled on nearly a daily basis. I'm sure it'd get old after awhile but for the first few months, it'd be pretty hilarious.
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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Shroomslip]
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You'd be better off with a Buddhist.
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Janky Tits

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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: spookman]
#22280578 - 09/23/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'd love to see a Buddhist or Hindu in office.
Right Wing Christians are scum of the earth
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spookman
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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Janky Tits]
#22280601 - 09/23/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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The problem with any religion is the extremists. Anyone who believes theirs is the one true God and that unbelievers are somehow less, or should be exterminated.
Buddhism is not really a religion, it's a philosophy. It's the anti-religion.
-------------------- Subterranean Hermes, guardian of my father's realms, Become my saviour and my ally, in answer to my prayer. For I am come and do return to this my land. - Aristophanes, The Frogs.
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Niffla



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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Janky Tits]
#22280685 - 09/23/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Janky Tits said:
Right Wing Christians are scum of the earth
That's a little harsh, Sir Janky Breasts.
I've crossed paths with many right wing Christians who were good, upstanding people. Still know many as we speak. Same thing with Muslims, too. I actually spent 7 years with nearly daily interaction with Muslim individuals through my last job. I don't think one can cast an entire blanket over any one religion or ethnicity. Obviously. I don't think it's fair. And of course, unfortunately, you're always going to have extreme individuals with any large group(s) of people.
Now yeah there are certain beliefs of all faiths that I may disagree with, but that's okay. People of all colors and religions have differing beliefs. I accept their different beliefs, because that's their right. And even though I know it won't always be the case -- but hopefully they can accept my differing beliefs as well.
edit: I just realized that this sounds like a fucking PSA message
disregard
fuck all religions
Edited by Niffla (09/23/15 08:53 PM)
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Niffla



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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: spookman]
#22280712 - 09/23/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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spookman said: The problem with any religion is the extremists. Anyone who believes theirs is the one true God and that unbelievers are somehow less, or should be exterminated.
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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Janky Tits]
#22280848 - 09/23/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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It goes both ways.
Two shit movies I watched recently 'The Remaining' and 'The Lords of Salem', both were as bad as the other just at opposite ends of the spectrum.
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Janky Tits

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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Niffla]
#22280994 - 09/23/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm talking most about the moron Christians in the Bible Belt who go to their mega church to recieve their weekly dose of brainwashing and go their to spout retardation and ignorance.
One of the best examples of the right wing Christian people I hate are the people who made the film "indoctrination". It's the dumbest documentary I have ever seen. It's basically a Christian group complaining about Christians not being able to push their beliefs on kids in public schools.
They basically think that secularization= indoctrination when it's the complete opposite and it's horribly ironic how they don't know that they themselves are trying to indoctrinate kids into believing their brand of mental insanity. These people are quacks
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Niffla



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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Janky Tits]
#22281116 - 09/23/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Janky Tits said: I'm talking most about the moron Christians in the Bible Belt who go to their mega church to recieve their weekly dose of brainwashing and go their to spout retardation and ignorance.
Yeah those types are above & beyond. Lost causes. As you said, they're on a brainwashed level. But you can find those types in any & all religions -- where they just devote 100% of their lives and daily thoughts to <insert religion here>.
I just saw Baraka for the first time the other day, and damn. They got some great shots reflecting deep, DEEP religion. Shit blew my mind.
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Achillita
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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Niffla]
#22281300 - 09/23/15 09:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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If Bernie Sanders, he'd be the first Jewish person ever to be president. Although he has said he isn't a religion person.
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Almond Flour said: Believe it or not I can not stand Christian movies that make it to the big screen. How many of these pathetic ass attempts to create Jesus into a Hollywood star will the public have to endure.
God is for real, 90 min in heaven, war room, etc etc. All disgusting ways in which supposed followers of Christ allow our faith to be mixed within the ultimate realm of fantasy (as if Christians already dont have enough issues with folks calling us psychotic or following fairy tales). So what's the response from Christians at disbelief or mocking? Create a cheesy ass film filled with fake ass "moments" hoping to convert folks because they paid $12 and heard heaven is for real from some shoe on the big screen. How does it make any sense to mix Christianity into an industry that is built to "entertain", to create an "escape" for an hour or so. Does it strengthen the Christian message or does it subtly confirm what our biggest proponents say against us? That God is one big fantasy and a form of mental masturbation in order to entertain yourselves?
Maybe we should create Christian strip clubs where they dancers wear biblical outfits in order to expose to the masses Jesus and God 
You should watch The Sunset Limited
its a great/depressing christian movie about faith
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Prisoner#1
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Almond Flour said: hoping to convert folks because they paid $12 and heard heaven is for real from some shoe on the big screen.
these movies are aimed at christians, not sinners
and just like the church, it's all about the money
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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22281520 - 09/23/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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This shit was still on the air when I started tripping in the 80s as a teenager, pretty sure it could give anyone a bad trip. It was like the only thing on at 5 am too

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