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OfflineAlmond Flour
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Fuck Christian Movies.....
    #22278611 - 09/23/15 12:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Believe it or not I can not stand Christian movies that make it to the big screen. How many of these pathetic ass attempts to create Jesus into a Hollywood star will the public have to endure.

God is for real, 90 min in heaven, war room, etc etc. All disgusting ways in which supposed followers of Christ allow our faith to be mixed within the ultimate realm of fantasy (as if Christians already dont have enough issues with folks calling us psychotic or following fairy tales). So what's the response from Christians at disbelief or mocking? Create a cheesy ass film filled with fake ass "moments" hoping to convert folks because they paid $12 and heard heaven is for real from some shoe on the big screen. How does it make any sense to mix Christianity into an industry that is built to "entertain", to create an "escape" for an hour or so. Does it strengthen the Christian message or does it subtly confirm what our biggest proponents say against us? That God is one big fantasy and a form of mental masturbation in order to entertain yourselves?

Maybe we should create Christian strip clubs where they dancers wear biblical outfits in order to expose to the masses Jesus and God :facepalm:


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:


Edited by Almond Flour (09/23/15 12:40 PM)


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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22278617 - 09/23/15 12:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

God is a cunt

Jesus is a cunt

Virgin Mary is slutty cunt

The holy spirit is a cunt


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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Almond Flour] * 1
    #22278618 - 09/23/15 12:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Jesus is actually Aslan from Narnia.


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OfflineAlmond Flour
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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22278623 - 09/23/15 12:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Moonshoe said:
Jesus is actually Aslan from Narnia.



The author of that series is a hardcore Catholic, as is the the creator of the Lord of the Rings


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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22278636 - 09/23/15 12:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

They were close friends and fought together in world war 2 I think. Or was it world war 1?

If I become a Catholic does that make me like an Elf?


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OfflineAlmond Flour
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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22278642 - 09/23/15 12:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Moonshoe said:
They were close friends and fought together in world war 2 I think. Or was it world war 1?

If I become a Catholic does that make me like an Elf?



Probably a beer drinking axe swinging dwarf


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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22278645 - 09/23/15 12:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

How do you feel about The Hebrew Israelites and the way they preach the bible?




They believe white people will be slaves when Jesus returns. 


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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22278649 - 09/23/15 12:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I think most christian movies are just so terrible. I can't remember the name of it(I think God is Real), but it was some atheist teacher who wanted every kid in the class to say god isn't real(which is a pretty dick thing, and he could get fired for forcing students to say that) and then in the end he's all like "I'm only atheist because my mom died, and god couldn't exist if I have suffering)

It was a sucky movie, and it's message was sucky.

I don't care if movies have christian tones, or christianity in it, but if the sole point of hte movie is to "get followers" as a lot of them seem to be, it's just shit. It's a terrible "gimmick" and it makes every christian look boring as hell.


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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Moonshoe] * 1
    #22278661 - 09/23/15 12:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

*voice of TV announcer*

"Tonight, the role of Jesus Christ will be played by Cesare Borgia."


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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Dilsnique]
    #22278668 - 09/23/15 12:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

But I actually did enjoy Exodus: Gods and Kings.


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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Achillita]
    #22278670 - 09/23/15 12:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Achillita said:
But I actually did enjoy Exodus: Gods and Kings.



That's different. That wasn't made to convert people.


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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22278693 - 09/23/15 12:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah.. The convert and "miracle" movies are stupid, and in all honesty make christians look bad half the time.


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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22278702 - 09/23/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Are you jealous?



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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Achillita]
    #22278708 - 09/23/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If your not religious why would you watch a religious movie :shrug:
Movies about the devil and Satan are pretty good tho lol. They are supposed to be. Come to the dark side....we have mushrooms and cookies


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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Devon420]
    #22278712 - 09/23/15 12:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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If your not religious why would you watch a religious movie :shrug:





Comedy?


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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Dilsnique]
    #22278721 - 09/23/15 12:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Lol nah I couldn't even do that. I'm not religious but I respect religion and wouldnt disrespect it buy watching a movie to laugh at it


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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Alexestalex]
    #22278728 - 09/23/15 12:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Alexestalex said:
God is a cunt

Jesus is a cunt

Virgin Mary is slutty cunt

The holy spirit is a cunt



You will burn in hell :onfire:


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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22278745 - 09/23/15 01:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Almond Flour said:
Believe it or not I can not stand Christian movies that make it to the big screen. How many of these pathetic ass attempts to create Jesus into a Hollywood star will the public have to endure.

God is for real, 90 min in heaven, war room, etc etc. All disgusting ways in which supposed followers of Christ allow our faith to be mixed within the ultimate realm of fantasy (as if Christians already dont have enough issues with folks calling us psychotic or following fairy tales). So what's the response from Christians at disbelief or mocking? Create a cheesy ass film filled with fake ass "moments" hoping to convert folks because they paid $12 and heard heaven is for real from some shoe on the big screen. How does it make any sense to mix Christianity into an industry that is built to "entertain", to create an "escape" for an hour or so. Does it strengthen the Christian message or does it subtly confirm what our biggest proponents say against us? That God is one big fantasy and a form of mental masturbation in order to entertain yourselves?

Maybe we should create Christian strip clubs where they dancers wear biblical outfits in order to expose to the masses Jesus and God :facepalm:




I bet you're an atheist. :bigyesnod:


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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22278765 - 09/23/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

He's got 7th heaven dvd box set?!? Haha


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Re: Fuck Christian Movies..... [Re: koods]
    #22279035 - 09/23/15 02:10 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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koods said:
Are you jealous?






I don't get it. If that were supposed to be bullet-proof glass, then you'd think it would also have glass plates on the side. My best guess is that glass roof is there to block UV light so the pope doesn't get a sunburn. It looks like even the pope is not immune to the righteous furry of the heavens, but at least he does his best to avoid it.


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