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french fries and you
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you are given a basket of fresh cooked french fries.
the critical moment arrives.
you must choose what to put on them. WHAT DO YOU DO!?

defend your choices
fries+BBQ sauce= godmode
all else is blasphemy
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22274720 - 09/22/15 03:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Old bay.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon] 3
#22274737 - 09/22/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Spicy cheese dip, bacon bits, and sliced green onions... maybe sour cream, too.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: The Moose]
#22274750 - 09/22/15 03:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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idk some kinda remulade involing ketchup n pickle relish
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Space Elf]
#22274760 - 09/22/15 03:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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woah now, cheese+ bacon is H@XX0R
you cheated
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I like BBQ and mayo mixed, maybe a bit of hot sauce. Also tartar sauce is good if I'm having fish & chips. I always liked dipping the fries from Wendy's in a chocolate frosty.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon] 1
#22274764 - 09/22/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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A little bit of salt and I'm good to go. Now you guys got me hungry for some fries.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Le_Canard]
#22274785 - 09/22/15 03:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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if there's no salt, then some salt.
then some ketchup on the side. MAYBE cheese if im feeling frisky
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon] 1
#22274839 - 09/22/15 04:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ketchup, or nothing at all.
Salt as needed.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: 1234go]
#22274857 - 09/22/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Barely remember the last time I had fries but honestly ketchup on the side works. If you were attempting anal suicide maybe the cheese bacon sour cream combo.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon] 3
#22274860 - 09/22/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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 nuff said
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moonrockmushy said: I I always liked dipping the fries from Wendy's in a chocolate frosty.
brit detectedQuote:
SirShroomsAlott said:
 nuff said

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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon] 1
#22274944 - 09/22/15 04:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Chilli and Cheese!
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salt
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 nuff said
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Niffla] 1
#22275024 - 09/22/15 04:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Cheese curds and gravy
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Niffla]
#22275037 - 09/22/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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pfft, you guys just aren't as great at life as me....jelly of the frosties
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Dipping fries in frosties and mcflurries is bomb for sure.
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SirShroomsAlott said: pfft, you guys just aren't as great at life as me....jelly of the frosties 
I do like frosty and fries. Same with mcflurries an fries.
As far as what i put on my fries, seasoning salt if I have any and ketchup or tartar sauce if I'm having fish and chips
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Re: french fries and you [Re: WyoMX]
#22275115 - 09/22/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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WyoMX said: Dipping fries in frosties and mcflurries is bomb for sure.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Patlal]
#22275124 - 09/22/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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This thread is full of heathens. Poutine is OBVIOUSLY the only choice.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Patlal]
#22275125 - 09/22/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Cheese curds and gravy
your application has been rejected on the following grounds:
sickfuckery
that sounds as gross as it probably looks and tastes.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22275126 - 09/22/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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You're a terrible person.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22275131 - 09/22/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Salomon said:
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Patlal said: Cheese curds and gravy
your application has been rejected on the following grounds:
sickfuckery
that sounds as gross as it probably looks and tastes.
I've never had it, but apparently it's super popular in Canada (or at least parts of Canada). I first learned this the other day on the travel channel.
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XLCaps said: This thread is full of heathens. Poutine is OBVIOUSLY the only choice.
That actually sounds pretty bomb
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XLCaps said: You're a terrible person.
you're a canadian, so um... yeah
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22275155 - 09/22/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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here it is bruh
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Niffla] 1
#22275160 - 09/22/15 05:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I feel like someone puked on that
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I thought poutine has been widely available everywhere for yearsppl round here put ton diff shit on it tho
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22275172 - 09/22/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Salomon said:
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XLCaps said: You're a terrible person.
you're a canadian, so um... yeah 
You'll never have pulled pork poutine and that means you'll never know true happiness.
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Niffla said: here it is bruh

and then i
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^yep
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22275213 - 09/22/15 05:10 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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50/50 mix of ketchup and sriracha sauce.
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Dewd jus do the remoulade wit siracha or cayenne or summin I'm telln u
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Yeah that's good too
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Ooo that sounds good..
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XLCaps said:
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Salomon said:
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XLCaps said: You're a terrible person.
you're a canadian, so um... yeah 
You'll never have pulled pork poutine and that means you'll never know true happiness.
you 0 rated me for never knowing true happiness? that's cold.
cold like the north.
cold like canada.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22275253 - 09/22/15 05:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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The only warmth I need comes from the heart of my poutine and the flicker of sadness in your eye as you watch me devour it.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22275255 - 09/22/15 05:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Salomon said:
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XLCaps said:
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Salomon said:
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XLCaps said: You're a terrible person.
you're a canadian, so um... yeah 
You'll never have pulled pork poutine and that means you'll never know true happiness.
you 0 rated me for never knowing true happiness? that's cold.
cold like the north.
cold like canada.
lmao did you really get rated a zero for not liking a particular food...
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Some of the Mexican restaurants here in So Cal make Carne Asada fries. It's like poutine except it's good.
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XLCaps said: The only warmth I need comes from the heart of my poutine and the flicker of sadness in your eye as you watch me devour it.
the sadness the same i feel when i watch a drunk drink a beer full of cigarette butts
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22275275 - 09/22/15 05:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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thousand island dressing and pickled shallots and seared jalapenos
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CHeifM4sterDiezL said: I thought poutine has been widely available everywhere for yearsppl round here put ton diff shit on it tho 
Do you live near the Canadian border? That's the only place I've seen it, in VT.
^^Oh yeah that reminds me, Ceasar dressing is great too.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22275326 - 09/22/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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nicechrisman said: Some of the Mexican restaurants here in So Cal make Carne Asada fries. It's like poutine except it's good.
Mexican food? This is not about tacos. I am talking about poutine, clearly you are confused in your old age.
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Salomon said:
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XLCaps said: The only warmth I need comes from the heart of my poutine and the flicker of sadness in your eye as you watch me devour it.
the sadness the same i feel when i watch a drunk drink a beer full of cigarette butts
Yes, I understand what you mean. You're describing your jealousy. The butt juice is the nic buzz they did not share. Just like I will not share my poutine with you, and it will make you sad and horribly depressed.
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Nah dewd why would I live in the middle of nowhere 
Omg could u imagine what a fucki g nightmare
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I love it up there. I'd love to move to northern Maine or VT if I could get a decent job up that way. I love the woods and hate people tho
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You didn't hear it from me, but if you tell them that at the border they can give you your immigration visa right there.
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I like to get away from it all bu i pcan only do that shit for like a month then I go crazy with boredom. If I lived in Canada I'd prob jus kill myself
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nicechrisman said: Some of the Mexican restaurants here in So Cal make Carne Asada fries. It's like poutine except it's good.
Mexican food? This is not about tacos. I am talking about poutine, clearly you are confused in your old age.
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Salomon said:
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XLCaps said: The only warmth I need comes from the heart of my poutine and the flicker of sadness in your eye as you watch me devour it.
the sadness the same i feel when i watch a drunk drink a beer full of cigarette butts
Yes, I understand what you mean. You're describing your jealousy. The butt juice is the nic buzz they did not share. Just like I will not share my poutine with you, and it will make you sad and horribly depressed.
Show me where I said anything about tacos
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90% of the time I eat my fries plain some places absolutely need ketchup if the option is available chili and cheese
I love poutine but as an American it's next to impossible to get I'm lucky if I can eat it once every 5-10 years but it's my top choice for sure
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Mayo.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: CosmicFool]
#22275415 - 09/22/15 05:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Chicken salt and gravy!
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
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bichez don't no bout carne asada fries.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: GoldenEye]
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I should probably represent the favourite Dutch sauces and throw in these two:
"War": peanut sauce, mayonaise and diced raw onion. "Special": curry sauce, mayonaise and diced raw onion.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: sun_spots]
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may just as well jizz on your fires
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Re: french fries and you [Re: GoldenEye]
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Oh yeh that's totally not a remulaud either french fries are like an important national dish of france. Special dutch sauce
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
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No. Major flavor and texture differences.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: GoldenEye]
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Not a big fan of raw onion, but otherwise sounds legit
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I find fries so delicious that I don't like to soil them with dressing. I like lots of salt, and occasionally a bit of black pepper. If I am gonna dress the fries I like yellow mustard best, but ketchup is okay.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Niffla]
#22275452 - 09/22/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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It's good.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: sun_spots]
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implying you've eaten actual fries covered in semen?
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Rocket]
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What bout malt vinegar?
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CHeifM4sterDiezL said: Oh yeh that's totally not a remulaud either french fries are like a national dish of franch special dutch sauce 
I don't think you get what I mean:

Not even close to remoulade.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: GoldenEye]
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How is that a sauce?
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Re: french fries and you [Re: sun_spots]
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I'll take mine neat, though, some real chili wouldn't hurt, and the raw onions are a great idea
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It's two sauces and onion and it sticks to fries
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Quote:
CHeifM4sterDiezL said: What bout malt vinegar?
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Look is interesting
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon] 1
#22275475 - 09/22/15 06:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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There is no way you could say that poutine sucks if you ever tried it. It's next to impossible to hate.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon] 1
#22275476 - 09/22/15 06:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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IF they're not FREEDOM FRIES (!!!) I SEND THEM BACK!
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Tastes awesome, of course I am super biased because I'm culturally indoctrinated with it.
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Yeh dewd salt n vinegar fries son that's why that have it on the table in alotta joints
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Samurai is good too (two parts mayo and one part sambal mixed together).
I want fries now.
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Dont forget sour cream and chives!
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22275503 - 09/22/15 06:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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sun_spots said: No. Major flavor and texture differences.
implying you've eaten actual fries covered in semen?
Don't be dense.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Patlal]
#22275508 - 09/22/15 06:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Patlal said: There is no way you could say that poutine sucks if you ever tried it. It's next to impossible to hate.
i haven't tried them............
i mean maybe i'm actuially missing out on somthing...
but. BUT
like if you told me dog vomit tastess AWESOME AS FUCK
and i looked at it ans thought to myself, hat looks gross as fuck
i'm not gonna enjoy it even if its good... as much.
presentation is like half the entire part of eating.
maybe if i was blind folded.... and drunk..........
it's like one of those regretful sex stories in the making.
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Can I have the bacon? You can keep the sour cream and chives.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: GoldenEye]
#22275523 - 09/22/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Those are" loaded"
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Re: french fries and you [Re: sun_spots]
#22275525 - 09/22/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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jahrastafareye said: Dont forget sour cream and chives! 
only because theres bacon, does the sour cream work. and that pic requires 65% less of it.
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Salomon said:
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sun_spots said: No. Major flavor and texture differences.
implying you've eaten actual fries covered in semen?
Don't be dense.
hey man, i'm not looking down on you for it, it's 2015, atleast its not got cheese curds and gravy on it.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22275530 - 09/22/15 06:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I take my fries with a large dollop of freedom.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22275534 - 09/22/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Salomon said:
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Patlal said: There is no way you could say that poutine sucks if you ever tried it. It's next to impossible to hate.
i haven't tried them............
i mean maybe i'm actuially missing out on somthing...
but. BUT
like if you told me dog vomit tastess AWESOME AS FUCK
and i looked at it ans thought to myself, hat looks gross as fuck
i'm not gonna enjoy it even if its good... as much.
presentation is like half the entire part of eating.
maybe if i was blind folded.... and drunk..........
it's like one of those regretful sex stories in the making.
I am willing to mail you the gravy you need to put with your fries. Do you have access to cheese curds?
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Re: french fries and you [Re: GoldenEye]
#22275546 - 09/22/15 06:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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GoldenEye said: Can I have the bacon? You can keep the sour cream and chives.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Patlal]
#22275553 - 09/22/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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mail order gravy sounds like its destined to have horse semen in it or something, i'm scared.
i seriously considered this for a minute.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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Then why did you only mention the chives and sour cream
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Re: french fries and you [Re: GoldenEye]
#22275569 - 09/22/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I said dont forget those things. Not that my bacon was up for grabs.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22275578 - 09/22/15 06:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Salomon said: mail order gravy sounds like its destined to have horse semen in it or something, i'm scared.
i seriously considered this for a minute.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
You should accept it. Gravy is easy to mail. Powdered gravy is very common. Also, gravy on chips is just heaven!
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Re: french fries and you [Re: sun_spots]
#22275581 - 09/22/15 06:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nobody has mentioned the other awesome white dip.
Ranch.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon] 1
#22275603 - 09/22/15 06:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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You have a weird obsession with semen on fries.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: sun_spots]
#22275626 - 09/22/15 06:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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He probably lost that game that high school boys play.
The one where you circle jerk around a plate of food and the last one to cum has to eat it.
Wait, what... None of you ever played that?
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Re: french fries and you [Re: GoldenEye]
#22275651 - 09/22/15 06:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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those were a series of coincidences
should i have said puss or snot instead?
which makes you feel better?
jizz just seems like the go-to do not want in my food, and couldn't happen on accident like hair or a booger.
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GoldenEye said: He probably lost that game that high school boys play.
The one where you circle jerk around a plate of food and the last one to cum has to eat it.
Wait, what... None of you ever played that?

i went to catholic school, so no.
lol you actually played that? wtf
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22275667 - 09/22/15 06:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I went to public school and never did that shit haha
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22275682 - 09/22/15 06:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I never did. But it somehow was a common thing to talk about amongst me and my peers. Which is weird enough if you ask me. Someone had to have done it. Or at least someone must have seen it somewhere.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: GoldenEye]
#22275692 - 09/22/15 06:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Seems unfair to have to rely on the guy next to you giving good handies.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: GoldenEye]
#22275700 - 09/22/15 06:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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i heard about that last year from a friend in NZ.
lumpy biscuit he called it. maximum :
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Is that what circle jerking is? My bad then, the intention was for everyone to simply masturbate for themselves, but in a circle around a food item nontheless.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22275708 - 09/22/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Salomon said:
Quote:
GoldenEye said: He probably lost that game that high school boys play.
The one where you circle jerk around a plate of food and the last one to cum has to eat it.
Wait, what... None of you ever played that?

i went to catholic school, so no.
lol you actually played that? wtf
Is that where a bunch of priests circle jerk around a choir boy and the last one to cum gets to lick it all off?
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Re: french fries and you [Re: GoldenEye]
#22275710 - 09/22/15 06:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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We had a name for it too, but I can't recall it and it would be in Dutch anyway so I'm not going to beat myself up on that.
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Why does the last guy to finish have to eat those cum fries? Wouldnt it make more sense for the first guy that comes to do that? Stamina should be rewarded, not punished.
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It's probably a virility thing. Being macho means you don't care about the peer pressure and can keep it up under such a pressing condition...
I don't know.
Don't analyse this shit allright
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Its kinda sad this is the best thread in the pub right now.
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It's dead as a doornail. I noticed it too
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Re: french fries and you [Re: GoldenEye]
#22275765 - 09/22/15 07:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I had lobster fries once. They were pretty fantastic. Buncha melty cheese and bits of lobster.
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It's freedom fries!
Murica.
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okay all you canadian vomit french fry eaters out there.
i currently have arranged canadian gravy to be sent to me via patlal, and i'm going to attempt to eat your vomit fries.
because even though i find the idea and pictures to be nope worthy...... i'm willing to put my money where my mouth is, so to speak...
this better be worth all the hype. if it is, i'll make a public apology to all of canada.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22275811 - 09/22/15 07:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Salomon said: you are given a basket of fresh cooked french fries.
the critical moment arrives.
you must choose what to put on them. WHAT DO YOU DO!?

defend your choices
fries+BBQ sauce= godmode
all else is blasphemy
While I completely agree that bbq and fries is god mode. Have you worked a shitty burger job before sir? Have you had that opportunity to be blaze at said shitty job and steal fries and experiment making secret "will make you blow a load" sauces? Have you?
Has to be in the right proportions. these are just guesses based of my high memory.
sauce a was just tiny bit of mustard to equal parts ketchup and mayo with diced up jalepenos and relish. surprisingly bomb.
MY sauce was half a big scoop of bbq, then equal parts mayo ketchup about half of what the bbq was, tiny bit of mustard and same ammount tobacco and no idea how much you choose bit finish that shit with A1 in there.
I. Love. Frenchfries.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22275846 - 09/22/15 07:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Salomon said: okay all you canadian vomit french fry eaters out there.
i currently have arranged canadian gravy to be sent to me via patlal, and i'm going to attempt to eat your vomit fries.
because even though i find the idea and pictures to be nope worthy...... i'm willing to put my money where my mouth is, so to speak...
this better be worth all the hype. if it is, i'll make a public apology to all of canada.
The vomit is the shit.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Patlal]
#22276012 - 09/22/15 07:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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trent anus.
it's where i keep my mayo
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
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Toss some shredded cheese and done crushed up bacon, to the death of course.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: ByTheBooks]
#22276950 - 09/22/15 11:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Mustard mixed with curry powder.
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I dont know if anyone said this, but chili+cheese+mustard (yep, mustard)
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I was just going to say chili cheese. Hold the mustard tho
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22276996 - 09/22/15 11:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Real honey mustard is pretty badass
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yeh thats jus bazarre i was jus thinking about it and you could really put jus bout nething on fries and it'd be pretty good. what bout peanut butter jelly fries or some kinda fry dessert.
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n0 that's grose
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Re: french fries and you [Re: 404]
#22277015 - 09/22/15 11:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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idk i dont get it myself but people like salt sweet things but yeh it is pretty gross
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i do not like a whole lot of sugar these days
salt and sugar - i can tell you that putting sugar on my salt n vinegar chips would be blasphemous
which brings me to another point - salt and vinegar is good on french fries some times
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Re: french fries and you [Re: 404]
#22277042 - 09/22/15 11:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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yeh we covered that before I was trying to push the envelope here you no really explore the cutting edge of french gastronomy
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Re: french fries and you [Re: GoldenEye]
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GoldenEye said: We had a name for it too, but I can't recall it and it would be in Dutch anyway so I'm not going to beat myself up on that.
If we are talking about the same game I think I heard it called "ookie cookie"
My parents sent me to sleep-away camp one year. I am not normally someone that is grossed out by male sexuality, I'm more just indifferent and disinterested, but summer camp was just traumatic to me. There was such an uncomfortable homo-erotic vibe. I will never send my kids to summer camp. Luckily I think (hope) this game was for the most part and urban-legend type thing, the worst I experienced was just guys jerking off together in the bunk at night, which isn't for me. Always seemed to be the outspoken tough-guys who were the ones who pushed for it though.
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I wanna try poutine. Thick fries with gravy and cheese curds.
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i don't wanna tryu it but i'm gonna
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22277129 - 09/23/15 12:14 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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What, Poutine? Dude it sounds dank as fuck.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22277856 - 09/23/15 08:57 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm in Holland so, Mayonnaise.
Belgian Mayo though.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Asante]
#22277884 - 09/23/15 09:06 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Asante said: I'm in Holland so, Mayonnaise.
Belgian Mayo though.
I'll bite. What's the difference between normal mayo and Belgian mayo?
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Patlal]
#22277912 - 09/23/15 09:13 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm not sure. But I am Dutch.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: GoldenEye]
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Dutch mayo is sweetish. Belgian mayo is sour, it either contains a considerable amount of vinegar or lemon juice.
Here's how to make a jar:
ingredients: 400ml (13.5 fl oz) neutral vegetable oil (sunflower seed or corn oil) 4 egg yolks 1 tablespoon of mustard 1 tablespoon of vinegar salt and pepper
Preparation: Pour the oil, yolks and mustard in a blender blenderize while it blends, add the vinegar salt and pepper to taste
This is with a blender. If you do it by hand you mix all the ingredients and slowly add the oil last, to then finish with pepper and salt.
Belgian mayo is superb with fish.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: GoldenEye]
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German mayo is also tastier than regular Helmanns type mayo.
Chips plus mayo with a garlic clove pressed into it, mixed with a dash of BBQ sauce and mustard with dried onions sprinkled all around.
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Oh and I detest french fries. Fries should be thick, not thin. Thin fries are convenient for the seller, they are quicker to finish and take a whole lot of spent grease with them.
Thicker fries are tastier. Belgian fries are sometimes MUCH thicker, like 1/2 inch on the sides.
Thick fries are a way to eat potatoes, french fries are a way to eat the grease.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Asante]
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How do you feel about waffle fries?
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I'll be honest. I was completely in the dark when it comes to the mayos of the world.
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Looks interesting to eat but its surface area is huge.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Asante]
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waffle fries are not fries
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
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BBQ sauce is good for thick-cut or steak fries, ketchup for shoestring fries though.
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You wash your hands?
What a square.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Luueschen]
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I like to put fries on my hamburgers and chicken sandwiches.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: PLURAL]
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Re: french fries and you [Re: chaka333]
#22278555 - 09/23/15 12:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Honey Creamcheese icing Chocolate sauce+creamcheese icing Ketchup+Cholula Ketchup+Sriracha Sriracha+Honey+Coconut flakes+Lime Queso Queso+Marinara
All of these are delicious to me. Honey or creamcheese icing make fries taste like funnel cakes to me and are my definite favorites. I love spice so spicing up ketchup is natural for me. Queso on fries is heaven. Queso mixed with marinara sauce isn't too shab either but it's lower on the fry dip totem pole. Sweet potato fries get spicy ketchup no sweet stuff added.
Soggy, floppy fries >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> crispy fries like the ones at McDonalds that have been under the heat lamp for like 10 minutes are delicious.
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Soggy, floppy fries >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> crispy fries like the ones at McDonalds that have been under the heat lamp for like 10 minutes are delicious.
highly debatable.
because the ones that are instantly out of the fryer, 1000000000000*f and crisp ad bone are better
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
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Sriracha is great on anything. I think im going to try and make poutine this week. Im going to take some pics or something when I make it. Was about to slam at a french restaraunt earlier tonight and as soon as I got there I got sick to my stomach. Was going to smash on some Sole or Snapper and Oysters Rockefeller. My Family member got some oysters rockefeller and Steak Tartare. I had half his oysters and a bite of his Tartare, it was dank. And I ended up just ordering some french onion soup. The whole bowl was covered in cheese it was awesome, but it made me want poutine. Really wish I couldve eaten what I wanted but I didnt want to make waste.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
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Mayonaise Cocktail (mayo+ketchup, alcohol mixed) Bearnaise Samoerai Andalouse barbeque curry tomagrec americain mammut pinda tartare hannibal garlic Frittesauce (sauce for fries/mayo like)
Belgium, the land of fries 
other contenders: Mussels Vol au Vent
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Beanhead]
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Beanhead said: Mayonaise Cocktail (mayo+ketchup, alcohol mixed) Bearnaise Samoerai Andalouse barbeque curry tomagrec americain mammut pinda tartare hannibal garlic Frittesauce (sauce for fries/mayo like)
Belgium, the land of fries 
other contenders: Mussels Vol au Vent
Mussels and fries are an amazing combo, I ate like 3lbs of mussels and a huge basket of fries at a place in France one time. Coulda literally smashed another couple pounds.
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Fok jullie* xD
Ye I ate 2kg last week
lifes good
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You should have asked the French restaurant if they know how to make poutine
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Beanhead]
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Beanhead said: Fok jullie* xD
Ye I ate 2kg last week
lifes good
Dude..Fok Jullie
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Shit I should've. I think its Canadian though. I mean its simple enough, Steak fries, brown gravy and cheese curds.
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It would probably have been funny tho because Frenchies tend to be kinda arrogant about the whole French dining thing. They probably would have gotten all bthrt, which would have been hilarious.
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Dude the French are really arrogant, I mean The people in France werent as bad as the people in England but there were definately some egos lol.
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As far as French folks I've met in my international traveling (never been to France tho), I would say that Southern French are some of the nicest people I've ever met. Northern French tho were quite the opposite.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Beanhead]
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
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Quebecians or Quebecers or whatever are the worst.
I didnt mind the people in France, when you get down to brass tax theyre really nice. I mean, look how we treat tourists so what do we expect.
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And now I'm really really craving fries...
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Shit I should've. I think its Canadian though. I mean its simple enough, Steak fries, brown gravy and cheese curds.
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Samurai sauce is possibly the belgians best invention. Besides the big fries themselves and french hamburgers (a baguette with two hamburgers and fries on it).
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I thought the Samurai were from Japan
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Re: french fries and you [Re: GoldenEye]
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Amazing french cuisine is so intreging to me! They certainly love burgers and fast fried food I think france is second only to america in burger consumption they might even have us beat by now percapita.
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I think it's only the belgians that make french hamburgers. They just call it french hamburgers because they put them on a baguette.
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nah dewd those stinky fucks have been trying to frenchisize the burger since we invented it usually by putting it on some stupid french bread like a brioche n shit. they lik try to improve it but as tyical in modern french cooking they care very little for traditional ingredients and techniques sometimes its a real travesty to me but yet ull find some wierd concoction on almost every menu in paris.
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Never knew, it sounded like a silly belgian thing
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Re: french fries and you [Re: GoldenEye]
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Thats because you're stuck with Heineken xD
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awesome thread!! i would say super crispy fries with salt and ketchup/ BBQ sauce on the side
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Beanhead]
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Don't say the H word man, thats messed up.
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Budweiser is worse by far.
Heineken just tastes mild and gassy. Export heineken tastes even more gassy. Give me all the preservatives you have and just throw it in my beer. How else would I keep going.
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Beanhead hints at the awful quality of Heineken compared to almost every Belgian beer.
Belgian beers are the best in the world and there are many of them.
The Belgian equivalent of Heineken is Jupiler. Take one sip of Jupiler and you'll never as much as LOOK at Heineken again.
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It's not exactly my first rodeo. Just because I said it's not as bad as bud doesn't mean I drink it. If it was the only port in the storm however, I would make do.
Have been a fan of the affligem and chimay blue for a while.
I don't drink them often but they are nice for a treat.
It was probably Amsterdam I was drinking jupiler, or else cans of it at home.
Rothaus Tannenzäpfle is pretty decent.
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ALready said I wanted to try it 
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Belgian beers are the best in the world and there are many of them.
The Belgian equivalent of Heineken is Jupiler. Take one sip of Jupiler and you'll never as much as LOOK at Heineken again.
actually, american craft beers are superior. our beers all come with a side of DEMOCRACY
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You really cant compete with all the microbreweries here. Where else you gonna find so many IPA's?
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(real) mustard and ketchup mixed in equal parts, diced raw onion, curry powder and a dash of salt
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Asante]
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Dont worry theres plenty of great belgian beers brewed and imported in america! MOst people dislike them tho
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Asante]
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Asante]
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American cheese is a type of processed cheese. It can be orange, yellow, or white in color, is mild, salty, and faintly sweet in flavor, has a medium-firm consistency, and has a very low melting point.
Very early in its history, American cheese was only white in color—as it was made from a blend of cheeses (most often including cheddar cheese) which were originally only white. However, the later versions are often a yellow hue due to the addition of annatto, a sweet and nutty seasoning added to cheddar and to colby so that by the late 1800s American cheese was often simply called "yellow cheese."
Today’s American cheese is, by law, required to be manufactured from at least 2 types of cheese. Because its manufacturing process differs from "unprocessed"/raw/natural cheeses,[1] American cheese can not be legally sold under the name (authentic) "cheese" in the US. Instead, federal (and even some state) laws mandate that it be labeled as "processed cheese" if simply made from combining more than one cheese,[2] or "cheese food" if dairy ingredients such as cream, milk, skim milk, buttermilk, cheese whey, or albumin from cheese whey are added.[3] As a result, sometimes even the word "cheese" is absent, altogether, from the product's labeling in favor of, e.g., "American slices" or "American singles". In the United Kingdom, packs of individually wrapped slices are labeled as "singles",[4] although they are commonly referred to as "cheese slices".
The marketing term, "American Cheese", for processed cheese—combined with the ubiquitous prevalence of processed cheeses in the US, versus outside it—has led to the terms American cheese and "processed cheese" being used interchangeably in America. However, the term, "American cheese" has a legal definition as a type of pasteurized processed cheese under the American Code of Federal Regulations.[5]
My God man, you can't even legally call it cheese in the US.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Asante]
#22284862 - 09/24/15 05:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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damn this french fry thread ain't fucking around is it
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Asante]
#22284874 - 09/24/15 05:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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oh yeh that stuff yeh thats not cheese its a processed cheese type product 
If you dont know america prob has the most award winning cheeses of any country. I mean the variety of exellect quality cheeses at most markets is actually pretty redic.
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I'm well aware that you like to give each other awards.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Asante]
#22284964 - 09/24/15 05:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Simply; Ranch Dressing
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22285097 - 09/24/15 05:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I just came in to say that anyone saying anything other than sriracha, or sriracha and ketchup, or sriracha and bbq sauce fuckin sux.
almost as much as phish sux.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22285123 - 09/24/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Poutine or curry ketchup and mayo
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Asante] 2
#22285211 - 09/24/15 06:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Asante said: I'm well aware that you like to give each other awards. 
North America in general has some really good cheese, but cheese is a kind of global thing. Chief is right to correct you because your link is refering stuff like shitty sliced cheese that tastes sort of like Cheez Whiz. That is not real American cheese, it is 'American cheese.' It's a cheese type, but that doesn't reflect on the potential quality of their cheese.
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you better change that rating when my canadian gravy arrives 
also almost 300 replies
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22285408 - 09/24/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you admit defeat to the glory of poutine then I shall consider relinquishing your imprisoned shrooms. Until then I shall give no quarter.
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Such a fun thread lol. All this poutine talk is driving me nuts. I need poutine in my life. Although I'm grillin some lamb chops tonight, with some baby red taters in butter and a butter lettuce salad (homemade poppyseed dressing)
Bout to slay the dinner game tonight.
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what im wondering is how do you go about eating it? i mean you need a fork right?
otherwise your hands would get all icky
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22294244 - 09/26/15 03:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Poutine? Yeah its usually served in a paper bowl thingy with a fork. Your not supposed to eat it with your hands.
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