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Patlal
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22275534 - 09/22/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Salomon said:
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Patlal said: There is no way you could say that poutine sucks if you ever tried it. It's next to impossible to hate.
i haven't tried them............
i mean maybe i'm actuially missing out on somthing...
but. BUT
like if you told me dog vomit tastess AWESOME AS FUCK
and i looked at it ans thought to myself, hat looks gross as fuck
i'm not gonna enjoy it even if its good... as much.
presentation is like half the entire part of eating.
maybe if i was blind folded.... and drunk..........
it's like one of those regretful sex stories in the making.
I am willing to mail you the gravy you need to put with your fries. Do you have access to cheese curds?
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jahrastafareye
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Re: french fries and you [Re: GoldenEye]
#22275546 - 09/22/15 06:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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GoldenEye said: Can I have the bacon? You can keep the sour cream and chives.
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Salomon
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Patlal]
#22275553 - 09/22/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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mail order gravy sounds like its destined to have horse semen in it or something, i'm scared.
i seriously considered this for a minute.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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Then why did you only mention the chives and sour cream
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jahrastafareye
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Re: french fries and you [Re: GoldenEye]
#22275569 - 09/22/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I said dont forget those things. Not that my bacon was up for grabs.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22275578 - 09/22/15 06:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Salomon said: mail order gravy sounds like its destined to have horse semen in it or something, i'm scared.
i seriously considered this for a minute.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
You should accept it. Gravy is easy to mail. Powdered gravy is very common. Also, gravy on chips is just heaven!
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Rocket

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Re: french fries and you [Re: sun_spots]
#22275581 - 09/22/15 06:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nobody has mentioned the other awesome white dip.
Ranch.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon] 1
#22275603 - 09/22/15 06:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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You have a weird obsession with semen on fries.
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Re: french fries and you [Re: sun_spots]
#22275626 - 09/22/15 06:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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He probably lost that game that high school boys play.
The one where you circle jerk around a plate of food and the last one to cum has to eat it.
Wait, what... None of you ever played that?
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Salomon
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Re: french fries and you [Re: GoldenEye]
#22275651 - 09/22/15 06:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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those were a series of coincidences
should i have said puss or snot instead?
which makes you feel better?
jizz just seems like the go-to do not want in my food, and couldn't happen on accident like hair or a booger.
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GoldenEye said: He probably lost that game that high school boys play.
The one where you circle jerk around a plate of food and the last one to cum has to eat it.
Wait, what... None of you ever played that?

i went to catholic school, so no.
lol you actually played that? wtf
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22275667 - 09/22/15 06:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I went to public school and never did that shit haha
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GoldenEye
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22275682 - 09/22/15 06:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I never did. But it somehow was a common thing to talk about amongst me and my peers. Which is weird enough if you ask me. Someone had to have done it. Or at least someone must have seen it somewhere.
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TheSlapnCapn
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Re: french fries and you [Re: GoldenEye]
#22275692 - 09/22/15 06:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Seems unfair to have to rely on the guy next to you giving good handies.
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Salomon
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Re: french fries and you [Re: GoldenEye]
#22275700 - 09/22/15 06:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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i heard about that last year from a friend in NZ.
lumpy biscuit he called it. maximum :
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Is that what circle jerking is? My bad then, the intention was for everyone to simply masturbate for themselves, but in a circle around a food item nontheless.
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deucedbi9
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Re: french fries and you [Re: Salomon]
#22275708 - 09/22/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Salomon said:
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GoldenEye said: He probably lost that game that high school boys play.
The one where you circle jerk around a plate of food and the last one to cum has to eat it.
Wait, what... None of you ever played that?

i went to catholic school, so no.
lol you actually played that? wtf
Is that where a bunch of priests circle jerk around a choir boy and the last one to cum gets to lick it all off?
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Re: french fries and you [Re: GoldenEye]
#22275710 - 09/22/15 06:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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We had a name for it too, but I can't recall it and it would be in Dutch anyway so I'm not going to beat myself up on that.
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jahrastafareye
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Why does the last guy to finish have to eat those cum fries? Wouldnt it make more sense for the first guy that comes to do that? Stamina should be rewarded, not punished.
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GoldenEye
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It's probably a virility thing. Being macho means you don't care about the peer pressure and can keep it up under such a pressing condition...
I don't know.
Don't analyse this shit allright
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TheSlapnCapn
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The game is inherently designed to make you a gay, one way or another.
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