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OfflineMinnesnowtaNice
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Do you think I pulled it off?
    #22273227 - 09/22/15 09:41 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Good morning shroomery I hope you are all well.

So Ilong story short I got offered a sweet job and had to take a piss test for it., there was no effin way I was gunna pass and it was in like a week.

So of course I did the substitution method from a clean buddy( who I know is for forsure clean )
Ran test runs and used a plastic bottle under the ballsack, shit would hold temp for like an hour.
I went did all this shit this morning and it went perfect I was in and out of there in like 10 mins, and I got the pee about 10-15 before that.

I've heard that if you don't get the temp right they don't even take it so since she accepted it did I pull it off?
Thanks guys.


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Re: Do you think I pulled it off? [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
    #22273235 - 09/22/15 09:44 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:thumbup:

I think you're good.


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Re: Do you think I pulled it off? [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
    #22273236 - 09/22/15 09:44 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The temp gauge is on the cup or stick whichever they use. If they were going to refuse the sample because of temp, they'd of done it then and there. I've actually had piss come out of me that wasn't hot enough and had to do it over. Not a big deal when it doesn't come out right, because it happens even when you do things as you're supposed to. They just tell you to do it again.

If the sample was accepted, you're clear on that end. Now you just gotta worry whether your friend was full of shit.


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Re: Do you think I pulled it off? [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
    #22273238 - 09/22/15 09:44 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You passed for sure if your friend who you got the piss from was clean.


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Re: Do you think I pulled it off? [Re: Magicman69]
    #22273249 - 09/22/15 09:48 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I know for sure he is clean I live with him lol
He hasn't been smoking for few months


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Re: Do you think I pulled it off? [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
    #22273268 - 09/22/15 09:53 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Thanks guys now I play the waiting game....


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Re: Do you think I pulled it off? [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
    #22284882 - 09/24/15 05:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Well I haven't heard anything back and we had planned on a Monday start with orientation at 3.

So if I failed you think they would have contacted me by now?


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Re: Do you think I pulled it off? [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
    #22284887 - 09/24/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

good luck bro. But what is with all these piss tests? It makes me sick that some jobs actually require this


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Re: Do you think I pulled it off? [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
    #22284890 - 09/24/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

yeah you're good to go bro

smoke up


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Re: Do you think I pulled it off? [Re: MinnesnowtaNice] * 1
    #22284897 - 09/24/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Good job man! :toast: I get randoms where I work, so I just don't smoke. I'm looking for a new job though where I can.


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Re: Do you think I pulled it off? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #22284917 - 09/24/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Well I substituted so I was smoking anyways lol

My start date is Monday so if I failed they would have told me by now right?


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Re: Do you think I pulled it off? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22284931 - 09/24/15 05:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
The temp gauge is on the cup or stick whichever they use. If they were going to refuse the sample because of temp, they'd of done it then and there. I've actually had piss come out of me that wasn't hot enough and had to do it over.





I feel so sorry for you guys, thats downright humiliating :sad:


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Re: Do you think I pulled it off? [Re: Asante]
    #22284942 - 09/24/15 05:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

drug laws, LOL.







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Re: Do you think I pulled it off? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22284949 - 09/24/15 05:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Well I'm pretty confident I passed, everything I'm reading is saying they can tell if you failed pretty quick and they usually tell you right away. Basically no news is good news I guess.


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Re: Do you think I pulled it off? [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
    #22284986 - 09/24/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

they could also just not tell you anything at all, couldn't they?


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Re: Do you think I pulled it off? [Re: Asante]
    #22285003 - 09/24/15 05:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
The temp gauge is on the cup or stick whichever they use. If they were going to refuse the sample because of temp, they'd of done it then and there. I've actually had piss come out of me that wasn't hot enough and had to do it over.





I feel so sorry for you guys, thats downright humiliating :sad:




It is FUCKED it just doesn't really exist in the UK, at least not for employment. I think cops MAY get done every now and then, but never something you hear about.

I get tested for my methadone/subutex script and there is no temp check at all. I make my own out of filtered water, yellow food colouring and a drop of whatever script I am on, never failed.. I think the tests they use in the States are WAY more expensive/accurate. I use fairly warm water and wrap foil around it to keep the temp up a bit, but that is just for show, so there is a little condensation in the bottle etc. It's so easy here, I know when I will be tested, and it's only once every 2-3 months at the most. Some of you guys live in a police state, but you also have legal weed... What a weird situation.

Also if they need to test your piss to tell if you're taking drugs, they can't be effecting your work too much, right??



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Re: Do you think I pulled it off? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22285017 - 09/24/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

What do you mean? If they don't tell me anything tomarrow I'm assuming I got it. It would be kind of messed up if they gave me a start date and when I showed up told me I failed my drug test.
And it's a pre-employment drug test. I don't already work there.


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Re: Do you think I pulled it off? [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
    #22285039 - 09/24/15 05:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

why would they have to inform you of anything? an offer doesn't mean that you've got the job, you have to piss clean first, and maybe you didn't and their just like "ok gotta find someone other than this guy".

i hope not. but if you pissed and you had pot in your system from smoking recently like you say, then i wouldn't get your hopes up. i'd be getting ready for an either/or scenario.


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Re: Do you think I pulled it off? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22285065 - 09/24/15 05:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:justno:


Lol dude did you even read my post?
First off i didn't use my own piss.
Secondly I already have the job my start day is Monday with orientation at 3 pending a background check and drug screen.
So since they told me to come in and start obviously they would have to inform me I didn't get the job and not just " look for someone else".


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Re: Do you think I pulled it off? [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
    #22285080 - 09/24/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i read it very quickly, i apologize. i missed that you got your friend to cop some piss for you. i just saw that you hadn't a chance to piss clean, and i was wondering why the hell you'd even bother.

wtf, then don't worry man.


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