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kuanjon
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First yield is it edible?
#22272673 - 09/22/15 05:20 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hey guys, my cat found some shrooms for the first time. He told me that they didnt get enough lightning and they are mutated. I need your expertise to know how potent these shrooms might be and are they edible or contaminated in any way. He is hiidng them in fridge on a plate covered with paper towels. He collected them 12 hours ago and thinking of eating it 1 week later.
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Re: First yield is it edible? [Re: kuanjon]
#22272679 - 09/22/15 05:27 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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They are safe to eat. The only way to find out how potent they are is to eat some. You can eat them fresh or dry them out.
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kuanjon
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I think ill preserve them in honey for 1 week as fresh because i can only dry them in oven.
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Re: First yield is it edible? [Re: kuanjon]
#22272683 - 09/22/15 05:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I wouldn't eat anything out of that fridge that shelf looks mouldy as fuck!
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Re: First yield is it edible? [Re: kuanjon]
#22272698 - 09/22/15 05:38 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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your cat is a pussy, you should have it put to sleep.
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Re: First yield is it edible? [Re: brk]
#22272699 - 09/22/15 05:39 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah man, I didn't even notice the fridge. That dose look like some nasty shit growing in there.
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Re: First yield is it edible? [Re: kuanjon]
#22272700 - 09/22/15 05:40 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Your cat talks to you. You are clearly a delusional schizophrenic, psychedelics are not for you.
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Quote:
T-Funkadelic said: Yeah man, I didn't even notice the fridge. That dose look like some nasty shit growing in there.
Looks like black mold. That shit's no joke.
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Re: First yield is it edible? [Re: kuanjon] 1
#22272708 - 09/22/15 05:44 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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woah dude dont take those mutated ass boomers thats an insult to the mushroomn dude
super unshroomy bro you should bury them then burn some incense smh
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Re: First yield is it edible? [Re: Shroomslip] 1
#22272710 - 09/22/15 05:45 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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He's out there standing on the roof in thunderstorms, trying to get enough lightening for his shrooms. When he should be in the kitchen, cleaning his danky fridge.
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Re: First yield is it edible? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#22272718 - 09/22/15 05:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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there are many posts saying mutations are safe to eat. Do you say this because of looks?
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Re: First yield is it edible? [Re: kuanjon]
#22272726 - 09/22/15 05:50 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Your cat talks to you. Go seek meidcal treatment. Stay away from psychedelics. You're already hallucinating enough as is.
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Re: First yield is it edible? [Re: kuanjon] 1
#22272732 - 09/22/15 05:53 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Mutations are fine. I think the concern here is now what looks like black mold in your fridge and that the shrooms are now limp. You kind of have to preserve them quick, you know.
I saw black mold in a house where on the windows it grew just like on that glass shelf looks in your fridge. Read up on black mold, you probably don't want to be around it.
If you're dead set on not tossing those shrooms atleast pour boiling water on them to make tea and then freeze the tea for when you want to take it. I wouldnt go the honey route.
Actually I would just toss them.
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Re: First yield is it edible? [Re: Amanita86]
#22272744 - 09/22/15 06:00 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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How the hell does someone get black mold on a fridge anyways? My grandma used to own apartments, she was basically a slum lord, though her apartments were aimed at very low cost housing (Basically the next cheapest option was usually around 30 to 50% more expensive). I got to clean them all when tenants moved out, I have never seen mold in a fridge, and believe me I have seen some nasty looking fridges.
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Re: First yield is it edible? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22272985 - 09/22/15 08:13 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: Your cat talks to you. You are clearly a delusional schizophrenic, psychedelics are not for you.
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Re: First yield is it edible? [Re: sh4d0ws]
#22273125 - 09/22/15 09:01 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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never trust a cat
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Like half of everyone else, I'm stuck on the "cat" and "lighting/mutation" part. It freaks me out.
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Re: First yield is it edible? [Re: JoeP83]
#22274086 - 09/22/15 01:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: First yield is it edible? [Re: JoeP83]
#22274087 - 09/22/15 01:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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If your cat has so many questions he should create his own account and ask them himself.
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Re: First yield is it edible? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#22274113 - 09/22/15 01:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Your cats a noob eat the shrooms if you die oh fucking well at least you died high
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Wait, your cat found that shit?
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Re: First yield is it edible? [Re: Luueschen]
#22274382 - 09/22/15 02:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: First yield is it edible? [Re: kuanjon]
#22274409 - 09/22/15 02:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Take them out of the stanky fridge. Put them on a drying rack somewhere and leave them the fuck alone for a week. They will dry out enough
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Re: First yield is it edible? [Re: zappaisgod]
#22274414 - 09/22/15 02:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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And make sure your imaginary cat can't get to them.
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Re: First yield is it edible? [Re: zappaisgod]
#22274434 - 09/22/15 02:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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No he's real and he cultivates mushrooms. Don't be ignorant
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Re: First yield is it edible? [Re: The Moose]
#22274668 - 09/22/15 03:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Animals can do a lot of things 
Also seriously, clean that nasty ass fridge like so many others have said...
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Re: First yield is it edible? [Re: kuanjon]
#22274690 - 09/22/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: First yield is it edible? [Re: kuanjon] 3
#22274717 - 09/22/15 03:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Mutants are choice, but eating anything out of that fridge is russian roulette.
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Re: First yield is it edible? [Re: lowbrow]
#22274732 - 09/22/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I feel like just opening that fridge near me would cause me to have an allergy fit at the very least...
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Re: First yield is it edible? [Re: The Moose]
#22274807 - 09/22/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I have to be.
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