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Invisiblewolfiewolfie
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What kind of fish... * 1
    #22272420 - 09/22/15 02:07 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

...do you find in a hospital? :stoned:


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Re: What kind of fish... [Re: wolfiewolfie] * 1
    #22272451 - 09/22/15 02:29 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

surgeon fish XD


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Re: What kind of fish... [Re: wolfiewolfie] * 3
    #22272453 - 09/22/15 02:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

This is why I don't have friends


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Re: What kind of fish... [Re: wolfiewolfie]
    #22272456 - 09/22/15 02:33 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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wolfiewolfie said:
This is why I don't have friends



Agreed. Unless you're like 70 years old and talking to your great grandchildren, you really can't justify cheesy jokes :lol:.


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Re: What kind of fish... [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22272460 - 09/22/15 02:37 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Why would you just assume he's not 70 years old and you're not a great grandchild of his and you don't even know it?  It's not out of the realm of possibility.


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Re: What kind of fish... [Re: abltsandwich]
    #22272464 - 09/22/15 02:40 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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abltsandwich said:
Why would you just assume he's not 70 years old and you're not a great grandchild of his and you don't even know it?  It's not out of the realm of possibility.



Remember we need to take it slow with him, his memory hasnt fully come back yet.


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Re: What kind of fish... [Re: abltsandwich]
    #22272469 - 09/22/15 02:45 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

He didn't PM me the joke so he's targeting everyone here, not just me. It is out of the realm of possibility we are all his great grandchild more or less. Zappa for instance is like 59 or something. To be his great grandson, he'd of had to be born when one his parents was 5, and that parent would of had to be born to the OP when OP was 5. (actually 4 1/2 on both accounts, the pregnancy would've had to occurred when they were both 3). Not absolutely impossible but the odds of it happening are absolutely astronomical.

Eh, I'm kinda doped up, might've did the math backwards. I think it'd be the other way, both would technically have to of been 5 1/2 (instead of 4 1/2) and pregnancy would've occurred at 4.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Edited by Shroomslip (09/22/15 02:51 AM)


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Re: What kind of fish... [Re: wolfiewolfie]
    #22272473 - 09/22/15 02:49 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

gayfish?..

btw do u like fishdicks op?..


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Re: What kind of fish... [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22272476 - 09/22/15 02:51 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Not absolutely impossible




:cheersyoufuck:


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Re: What kind of fish... [Re: zZZz]
    #22272491 - 09/22/15 03:01 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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zZZz said:
gayfish?..

btw do u like fishdicks op?..



Fishsticks are great :laugh:


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Re: What kind of fish... [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22272509 - 09/22/15 03:14 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
He didn't PM me the joke so he's targeting everyone here, not just me. It is out of the realm of possibility we are all his great grandchild more or less. Zappa for instance is like 59 or something. To be his great grandson, he'd of had to be born when one his parents was 5, and that parent would of had to be born to the OP when OP was 5. (actually 4 1/2 on both accounts, the pregnancy would've had to occurred when they were both 3). Not absolutely impossible but the odds of it happening are absolutely astronomical.

Eh, I'm kinda doped up, might've did the math backwards. I think it'd be the other way, both would technically have to of been 5 1/2 (instead of 4 1/2) and pregnancy would've occurred at 4.



Im not high enough, you win


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Re: What kind of fish... [Re: wolfiewolfie]
    #22272517 - 09/22/15 03:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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wolfiewolfie said:
Quote:

zZZz said:
gayfish?..

btw do u like fishdicks op?..



Fishsticks are great :laugh:




so ure a gayfish? :eyebrow:


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Re: What kind of fish... [Re: wolfiewolfie]
    #22272519 - 09/22/15 03:23 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

op i liked your joke...maybe you could adopt me as your grandchild


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Re: What kind of fish... [Re: zZZz]
    #22272525 - 09/22/15 03:27 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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zZZz said:
Quote:

wolfiewolfie said:
Quote:

zZZz said:
gayfish?..

btw do u like fishdicks op?..



Fishsticks are great :laugh:




so ure a gayfish? :eyebrow:



Maybe im gayfish,
Maybe im straight fish,
Maybe im onefish,
Maybe im twofish,
Maybe im redfish,
Maybe im bluefish.
Who knows? :/


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Re: What kind of fish... [Re: mindbodysoul]
    #22272526 - 09/22/15 03:28 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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mindbodysoul said:
op i liked your joke...maybe you could adopt me as your grandchild



Thanks man :smile: you know we're already family :laugh:


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