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InvisibleLobsterSauceDiscord
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People with babies who post too many pictures every day
    #22272249 - 09/22/15 12:11 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I appreciate you have your own baby but a million pictures every day of the same darned baby?

To people who don't have anything to do this with it, it's not so exciting as you think.

You're proud of your baby but the a continuous stream of pictures is too much.


What to do with people like this?


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Re: People with babies who post too many pictures every day [Re: LobsterSauce] * 2
    #22272257 - 09/22/15 12:13 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Tell them their baby is ugly.


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Re: People with babies who post too many pictures every day [Re: Into The Woods]
    #22272263 - 09/22/15 12:16 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah I have an old friend who is pretty sexy on snapchat still and she had a baby recently and I swear I'm going delete her. She has like 100 second long stories everyday of her fucking baby just staring into the camera. Sharp change from her posing a year before into it.


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Re: People with babies who post too many pictures every day [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #22272265 - 09/22/15 12:18 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I don't have people like that on my friend's list.

Actually I rarely use Facebook as is, and only have a handful of people on it. The only people who are routinely active basically just spam shares of shit like "I fucking love science" and "Tysonism". Which I don't really mind, because most of the shit that's shared is interesting or funny anyways.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: People with babies who post too many pictures every day [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #22272268 - 09/22/15 12:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i just found out today every serious gf of mine is pregnant today.
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i really dont give a fuck about your kids.  quit posting alien fucking pictars.


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Re: People with babies who post too many pictures every day [Re: rackem] * 1
    #22272275 - 09/22/15 12:21 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

yah this crazy bitch I dated in high school had a kid like right after high school. It was pretty sketch because she was super horn ball and I feel like she was trying to get preggo as fast as possible. lol I'd be so mad if I got her pregnant now that I think about it.


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Re: People with babies who post too many pictures every day [Re: LobsterSauce] * 2
    #22272276 - 09/22/15 12:21 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

All babies are ugly. If you're going to post pictures of your biological biproducts, you might as well tell us all how proud you are of your latest, healthiest turd.

I see no difference, behaviorally.


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Re: People with babies who post too many pictures every day [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #22272310 - 09/22/15 12:40 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Giftofdeprivation said:
All babies are ugly. If you're going to post pictures of your biological biproducts, you might as well tell us all how proud you are of your latest, healthiest turd.

I see no difference, behaviorally.



:hahthatsrich: Sounds like something George Carlin would have said


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Re: People with babies who post too many pictures every day [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22272320 - 09/22/15 12:48 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

As long as they let me post my dead baby jokes I'm fine with it.


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Re: People with babies who post too many pictures every day [Re: Giftofdeprivation] * 5
    #22272321 - 09/22/15 12:50 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: People with babies who post too many pictures every day [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #22272348 - 09/22/15 01:09 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Quote:

Giftofdeprivation said:
All babies are ugly. If you're going to post pictures of your biological biproducts, you might as well tell us all how proud you are of your latest, healthiest turd.

I see no difference, behaviorally.



:hahthatsrich: Sounds like something George Carlin would have said




:rofl:


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Re: People with babies who post too many pictures every day [Re: Into The Woods]
    #22272407 - 09/22/15 01:54 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Run their precious little snot factory kids thru deep dream. It seems to really piss some people off


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Re: People with babies who post too many pictures every day [Re: my3rdeye]
    #22272447 - 09/22/15 02:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

People posting baby pics on FB is one thing. What I really don't get is women who only have pictures of their toddlers on their Tinder profile! Seriously, what the fuck is up with that?? "Yeah baby, I matched you 'cause I'd love to have sex with you with that snot-coated diarrhea producing piglet in-between us!!" I don't care how you look or who you are, as long as YOU HAVE THESE SEXY LITTLE 2-YEAR OLDS I CAN JERK OFF TO!
:wtf:


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Re: People with babies who post too many pictures every day [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22272458 - 09/22/15 02:36 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That little piglet is quite adorable.


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Re: People with babies who post too many pictures every day [Re: koraks] * 2
    #22272459 - 09/22/15 02:36 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

For hilarity's sake, I hope someday someone remembers to quote that last line in a different thread, devoid of any context. :ilold:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: People with babies who post too many pictures every day [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22272462 - 09/22/15 02:38 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It's bound to happen :lol:


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Re: People with babies who post too many pictures every day [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #22272587 - 09/22/15 04:02 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

maybe ugly babies are just a reflection of our own selves.. :strokebeard:


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Re: People with babies who post too many pictures every day [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #22272612 - 09/22/15 04:17 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I haven't logged into my Facebook in ages, but I do get stared at a lot by babies if I get behind one and their mother in a line in the grocery store or the like. Makes me rather self-concious I must say.


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Re: People with babies who post too many pictures every day [Re: Le_Canard]
    #22272616 - 09/22/15 04:27 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Dude, no shit!  I've never heard anyone mention that but you before.  I have little babies eyeball the fuck out of me... and it's not like they've learned its "rude" or whatever so I'll see some kid eyeballing me...chuckle and look away.. some time passes, and I glance back, and the kid is still eyeballing me..  just tinkering some thought out in that little mind.  I'd love to have a little cartoon bubble pop up when that happens.


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"They threw me off the hay truck about noon...":fishing:
:mushroom2:*Mark 15:34:levitate::mushroom2::blueninja:
Gam zeh ya’avor...:sunny:


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Re: People with babies who post too many pictures every day [Re: Amanita86]
    #22274019 - 09/22/15 01:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

they think you're an ant-eater.


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