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Re: Ohio Man Exchanges Gunfire with Home Invaders, Home Invaders Lose [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22273075 - 09/22/15 08:45 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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The moral of the story is if your life really is so valuable, don't go breaking into people's houses when you damn well know it may end with you bleeding out on the floor.




Nicely said.


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You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers


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Re: Ohio Man Exchanges Gunfire with Home Invaders, Home Invaders Lose [Re: makaveli8x8] * 1
    #22273079 - 09/22/15 08:46 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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so the moral of the story is non violent people who break into homes should wear gopro's from now on ?





no, the moral of the story is that koods is unarmed and much easier to rape, rob and kill


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Re: Ohio Man Exchanges Gunfire with Home Invaders, Home Invaders Lose [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #22273082 - 09/22/15 08:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

ohio men just grow an extra set of balls other state men cant seem to grow


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Re: Ohio Man Exchanges Gunfire with Home Invaders, Home Invaders Lose [Re: shroominated]
    #22273086 - 09/22/15 08:49 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If I had 4 balls my pants would be too tight.

Besides, if you think people in Ohio don't have guns, then you're not 5% as clever as you seem to think your comment makes you.


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You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers


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Re: Ohio Man Exchanges Gunfire with Home Invaders, Home Invaders Lose [Re: shroominated]
    #22273087 - 09/22/15 08:49 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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ohio men just grow an extra set of balls other state men cant seem to grow





are the balls hanging from their chin because I'm pretty sure they're borrowed and
attached to the penis currently in their mouths


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Re: Ohio Man Exchanges Gunfire with Home Invaders, Home Invaders Lose [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22273090 - 09/22/15 08:50 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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no, the moral of the story is that koods is unarmed and much easier to rape, rob and kill




:pedobearpancakes:  :crochunterbaby:  :scarface:


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Re: Ohio Man Exchanges Gunfire with Home Invaders, Home Invaders Lose [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22273093 - 09/22/15 08:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

are you from ohio howd you know are you a government spy?!


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Re: Ohio Man Exchanges Gunfire with Home Invaders, Home Invaders Lose [Re: D.M.T]
    #22273423 - 09/22/15 10:29 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.


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Re: Ohio Man Exchanges Gunfire with Home Invaders, Home Invaders Lose [Re: Capers]
    #22273430 - 09/22/15 10:32 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

or a dog that takes a bite out of crime


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Re: Ohio Man Exchanges Gunfire with Home Invaders, Home Invaders Lose [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22273434 - 09/22/15 10:33 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The dog takes 3 bullets before he can bite.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: Ohio Man Exchanges Gunfire with Home Invaders, Home Invaders Lose [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22273455 - 09/22/15 10:41 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Guns are great tools and a heck of a lot of fun. I don't know what kind of sissy would dislike them.


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Re: Ohio Man Exchanges Gunfire with Home Invaders, Home Invaders Lose [Re: Capers] * 1
    #22273466 - 09/22/15 10:43 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

little princess's living in box's that don't realize how the world really works, and how fragile the cardboard is around them


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Re: Ohio Man Exchanges Gunfire with Home Invaders, Home Invaders Lose [Re: Capers]
    #22273475 - 09/22/15 10:45 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:highfive:

Sissies constantly want to destroy your fun because it's "dangerous". we're not even allowed to ingest whatever chemical tickles our fancy because some sissy thinks it's a bad idea!


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Ohio Man Exchanges Gunfire with Home Invaders, Home Invaders Lose [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22273598 - 09/22/15 11:31 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I suspect Koods lives in a part of the country where there's a lot of petty crime like muggings and the like, and people all distrust each other to a larger extent. Less urban places tend to hold a higher value on a communal sense of trust and respect, and they consider burglars and the like to be a threat to the community at large. When a guy breaks into your house and threatens you and your livelihood/stuff with physical harm, then stopping him is thought of as a personal right and a public service because a burglar at large is dangerous to everybody. As long as people are reasonably competent, then legally empowering them to defend themselves makes the community safer and stronger in principle because it lessens the demand on the police. If a guy with a weapon breaks into somebody's house and threatens people with a weapon, and the police were in the same situation, then they would shoot the guy. Where I live the response time for the police is something like 25-30 minutes. I can't rely on the police for protection like people can in the city, and if a home invader shows up, I guarantee you that I'm much safer with a gun than without one, and I'm glad I'm allowed to make that decision for myself.


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Re: Ohio Man Exchanges Gunfire with Home Invaders, Home Invaders Lose [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #22273665 - 09/22/15 11:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

thanks to some very well thought out posts in this thread, i now no longer have any concerns whatsoever about gun ownership in america. thanks guys.


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Re: Ohio Man Exchanges Gunfire with Home Invaders, Home Invaders Lose [Re: millzy]
    #22273682 - 09/22/15 11:55 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

lol, guns? lets all talk about it. incessantly.


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Re: Ohio Man Exchanges Gunfire with Home Invaders, Home Invaders Lose [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22273877 - 09/22/15 12:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I think we should just ban guns, bees, snakes, spiders, cars, alchohol, knives, baseball bats, dogs, peanuts, food, smoking, and climbing mountains. Or we could try better educating ourselves.


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Re: Ohio Man Exchanges Gunfire with Home Invaders, Home Invaders Lose [Re: twighead]
    #22273893 - 09/22/15 12:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Were they black or white?! I don't know what to blame!!




Blame Obama. As he's half and half... both of your bases are covered.


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Re: Ohio Man Exchanges Gunfire with Home Invaders, Home Invaders Lose [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #22273915 - 09/22/15 12:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

we should admire people who've protected themselves from home invaders; we also shouldn't admonish but yet exculpate those whom kill their neighbors after thinking they were intruders though they weren't.

that's what I THINK.



Edited by akira_akuma (09/22/15 01:23 PM)


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Re: Ohio Man Exchanges Gunfire with Home Invaders, Home Invaders Lose [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #22274024 - 09/22/15 01:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

so technically Obama is a grey?  :ancientaliens:


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