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InvisibleWyoMX
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Re: Things to do in Texas [Re: abltsandwich]
    #22272790 - 09/22/15 06:31 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You guys are funny lol but lean is wack so I won't be doin that. I'm sure I'll catch a concert or two dirty south is my favorite kind of rap so that works out. Once again thanks for all the replies!


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Re: Things to do in Texas [Re: WyoMX]
    #22272821 - 09/22/15 06:53 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Heads up about fishing. It's for sport mostly. I dunno if it's like this up north, but around here at a lot of the major fishing spots, you'll see signs warning you not to eat the fish. Includes crabs and the like. Our water is polluted as fuck. People still do eat it, it's not gonna kill you then and there... But anytime the government actually deems it worthy of putting up signs saying "don't eat this shit" I'm inclined to heed the warning.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Things to do in Texas [Re: WyoMX]
    #22272901 - 09/22/15 07:35 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You could always hand a ninth grader who built a clock over to the police because you think its a bomb :cookiemonster:


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Re: Things to do in Texas [Re: Asante] * 1
    #22272940 - 09/22/15 07:53 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Don't make that shit out like it's a Texas thing :mad2: I hate this state but that's just not fair. The entire country is that retarded.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Things to do in Texas [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22272968 - 09/22/15 08:07 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Cow tipping, surprised no one said it already :lolsy:C


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Re: Things to do in Texas [Re: madmodder]
    #22272979 - 09/22/15 08:12 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Ya I can do that where I live now never went though.


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Re: Things to do in Texas [Re: WyoMX] * 1
    #22273130 - 09/22/15 09:04 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

if you are in texas the first thing you must do is leave texas


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Re: Things to do in Texas [Re: shroominated] * 1
    #22273136 - 09/22/15 09:07 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

And go where? One of it's 49 bitches?



Texas is a black hole though. I have never known anyone to leave and not come back :lol: Once you're here, you're here. If you leave, it's only a temporary vacation.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Things to do in Texas [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22273141 - 09/22/15 09:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Alaska's bigger


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Re: Things to do in Texas [Re: shroominated]
    #22273145 - 09/22/15 09:12 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Alaska is a wasteland. The entire state doesn't even have HALF the population of Houston alone


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Things to do in Texas [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22273150 - 09/22/15 09:16 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You will be getting here at the tail end of cubensis season

It really all depends on what kind of person you are man. There is something for everyone here


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Re: Things to do in Texas [Re: morrowasted]
    #22273164 - 09/22/15 09:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

can you find ahyuasca in texas I heard ibogain is easy to find


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Re: Things to do in Texas [Re: shroominated]
    #22273172 - 09/22/15 09:21 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Ibogaine is from africa. You have to order it online. Same with ayahuasca.


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Re: Things to do in Texas [Re: morrowasted]
    #22273173 - 09/22/15 09:21 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Oh I almost forgot the most important thing..

If you're going to be here during the next summer, get your goddamned car A/C fixed now. I'm accustomed to the heat because I've been here all my life and even I have troubles dealing with the heat of sitting in a car in summer.

Actually it might be best if you just invest in some kind of cryostasis chamber. Just sleep through the hot months, thanks to the humidity, even stepping outside is like stepping into a fucking oven. You can forget those stupid shiny windshield sun blocker things. They don't make a damn bit of difference and the time dealing with them when you get in the car isn't worth it.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Things to do in Texas [Re: morrowasted]
    #22273180 - 09/22/15 09:22 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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morrowasted said:
Ibogaine is from africa. You have to order it online. Same with ayahuasca.



Ayahuasca is from Africa?


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Re: Things to do in Texas [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22273188 - 09/22/15 09:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Apparently the Amazon is actually located in Africa.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Things to do in Texas [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22273193 - 09/22/15 09:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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morrowasted said:
Ibogaine is from africa. You have to order it online. Same with ayahuasca.



Ayahuasca is from Africa?



No I meant you have to order ayahuasca from online, sorry. Or the ingredients for it, anyway. It is from south America.


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Re: Things to do in Texas [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22273194 - 09/22/15 09:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:nodofunderstanding:


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Re: Things to do in Texas [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22273197 - 09/22/15 09:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

what about peyote if I took a trip to texas its got to be worth something


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Re: Things to do in Texas [Re: shroominated]
    #22273199 - 09/22/15 09:27 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You could always pick up a case of Alamo :hank:


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