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Re: lesbian mayor of my city trying to pass a bill forcing businesses to let transgender peeps go [Re: Sun King]
#22269612 - 09/21/15 02:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sun King said: Calling her the lesbian mayor is racist.
When did 'lesbian' become a 'race'?
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Re: lesbian mayor of my city trying to pass a bill forcing businesses to let transgender peeps go [Re: koraks]
#22269626 - 09/21/15 02:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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koraks said: I understand it's the best way to do it. But I find it odd, I must say. Next they'll tell us it's better to poop while sitting as well.
Want Better Bowel Movements? Squat, Don’t Sit!
-------------------- You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers
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Re: lesbian mayor of my city trying to pass a bill forcing businesses to let transgender peeps go [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#22269632 - 09/21/15 02:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Easy there tiger, let me get accustomed to the whole sitting down while pooping before we go all the way.
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Re: lesbian mayor of my city trying to pass a bill forcing businesses to let transgender peeps go [Re: millzy]
#22269639 - 09/21/15 02:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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millzy said: if i don't i piss everywhere. bad plumbing. i've already had surgery once for it.
-------------------- You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers
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Re: lesbian mayor of my city trying to pass a bill forcing businesses to let transgender peeps go [Re: koraks]
#22269674 - 09/21/15 02:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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koraks said: I understand it's the best way to do it. But I find it odd, I must say. Next they'll tell us it's better to poop while sitting as well.
Sitting down too much bad Standing up too much bad
you can just never win with peeing yknow
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Re: lesbian mayor of my city trying to pass a bill forcing businesses to let transgender peeps go [Re: Beanhead]
#22269681 - 09/21/15 02:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't like it when I sit down and the tip of my dick touches the bowl.
That is all.
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Re: lesbian mayor of my city trying to pass a bill forcing businesses to let transgender peeps go [Re: Sun King]
#22270073 - 09/21/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sun King said: Calling her the lesbian mayor is racist.
Good one
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Re: lesbian mayor of my city trying to pass a bill forcing businesses to let transgender peeps go [Re: Beanhead] 1
#22271701 - 09/21/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Beanhead said: WILL ANYONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
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Re: lesbian mayor of my city trying to pass a bill forcing businesses to let transgender peeps go [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22271723 - 09/21/15 09:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: lesbian mayor of my city trying to pass a bill forcing businesses to let transgender peeps go [Re: moonrockmushy]
#22271978 - 09/21/15 10:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: lesbian mayor of my city trying to pass a bill forcing businesses to let transgender peeps go [Re: morrowasted]
#22272013 - 09/21/15 10:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Men becoming women can go use the women's bathroom. Keep the women out of the men's bathroom though.
For the longest it was part of my job duties to clean up both the men's and women's bathrooms and the women's was consistently far worse. I don't want them coming in and dirtying up a restroom I have to use.
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Re: lesbian mayor of my city trying to pass a bill forcing businesses to let transgender peeps go [Re: Shroomslip]
#22272029 - 09/21/15 10:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ever try to piss blasted on hydrocodone its fucking near impossible.
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Re: lesbian mayor of my city trying to pass a bill forcing businesses to let transgender peeps go [Re: Gorlax]
#22272040 - 09/21/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm sure I have, I don't remember it being difficult though. The most difficult time I've had pissing was being insanely drunk and having to have my wife stand behind me and stop me from bobbing and weaving. 
Well that and waking up with morning wood and split streams. That makes it near fucking impossible. Takes forever to even get it to come out and when it does you have to stop and start all over again.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Re: lesbian mayor of my city trying to pass a bill forcing businesses to let transgender peeps go [Re: Shroomslip]
#22272047 - 09/21/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sometimes when I have to use a coed bathroom, I like to leave a little piss on the toilet seat... it always gets those dumb girlz
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Re: lesbian mayor of my city trying to pass a bill forcing businesses to let transgender peeps go [Re: Shroomslip]
#22272209 - 09/21/15 11:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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When I'm drunk I can freely piss rather easily.
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Re: lesbian mayor of my city trying to pass a bill forcing businesses to let transgender peeps go [Re: Gorlax]
#22272219 - 09/21/15 11:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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So can I, unless I'm so drunk I literally cannot walk nor stand still. Then it becomes a challenge. Haven't been that drunk in quite a while though. If I wasn't so fucked up I couldn't think straight, I might just decide to sit down and pee, but as I'm no where near capable of critical thinking, I struggle to stand still and not draw spirals with a piss stream that completely overlaps the toilet at some point.
I'm talking about the point before you literally drink yourself unconscious, not drunk so you lay down and fall asleep, just black out randomly and wake up later confused as fuck because somehow several hours are just missing.
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Re: lesbian mayor of my city trying to pass a bill forcing businesses to let transgender peeps go [Re: Shroomslip]
#22272336 - 09/22/15 01:02 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: lesbian mayor of my city trying to pass a bill forcing businesses to let transgender peeps go [Re: millzy]
#22272360 - 09/22/15 01:20 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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koraks said: Did you sit down though?
lol, i always sit down because of bladder issues. but i do it like a man. 
I sit down to pee id guess about 50+% of the time. But its because I'm dicking around on my phone on the internet.
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Re: lesbian mayor of my city trying to pass a bill forcing businesses to let transgender peeps go [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#22272369 - 09/22/15 01:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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You really can't separate yourself from you phone for 20 seconds to piss?
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Re: lesbian mayor of my city trying to pass a bill forcing businesses to let transgender peeps go [Re: Shroomslip]
#22272378 - 09/22/15 01:31 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Depends on what I'm doing. Usually I just pies outside while I'm smoking. 2 birds one stone. So maybe its less than that. Fuck if I know or care but I know I do sit down to pass quite a bit.
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