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Anonymous #1

Fuck life.
    #22263265 - 09/20/15 02:09 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I hope I dont wake up in the morning.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Fuck life. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22263275 - 09/20/15 02:14 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

last one standing loses.  I go first.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Fuck life. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #22263334 - 09/20/15 02:39 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Chin up things always get better:hug:


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Anonymous #4

Re: Fuck life. [Re: Anonymous #3] * 1
    #22263461 - 09/20/15 04:04 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

No they don't


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Anonymous #1

Re: Fuck life. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #22263753 - 09/20/15 08:06 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
No they don't




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Anonymous #5

Re: Fuck life. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22263798 - 09/20/15 08:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If you are thinking about punching your own ticket please read.  (Wokini: A Lakota Journey to Happiness and Self-Understanding) By billy mills

There is an good message about the 8 lies of iktumi

1. If only I were rich, then I would be happy.
2. If only I were famous, then I would be happy.
3. If only I could find the right person, then I would be happy.
4. If only I had more friends, then I would be happy.
5. If only I were more attractive, then I would be happy.
6. If only I were not physically handicapped in any way, then I would be happy.
7. If only someone close to me had not died, then I would be happy.
8. If only the world were a better place, then I would be happy.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Fuck life. [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #22263962 - 09/20/15 09:41 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #5 said:
If you are thinking about punching your own ticket please read.  (Wokini: A Lakota Journey to Happiness and Self-Understanding) By billy mills

There is an good message about the 8 lies of iktumi

1. If only I were rich, then I would be happy.
2. If only I were famous, then I would be happy.
3. If only I could find the right person, then I would be happy.
4. If only I had more friends, then I would be happy.
5. If only I were more attractive, then I would be happy.
6. If only I were not physically handicapped in any way, then I would be happy.
7. If only someone close to me had not died, then I would be happy.
8. If only the world were a better place, then I would be happy.




yeah, i need all those things.  then i still wouldnt be fucking happy?>  do you know why?  because humans are natural problem solvers.  We like creating problems for ourselves to solve. so we can feel good about overcoming things & whatever. 

Some just like creating bigger problems than others.  Like me for example (sprinkles), i make HUGE ones that take years to fix.  "Everything will be over in a year and a half" is a good quote i go to for big problems i make for myself.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Fuck life. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #22264875 - 09/20/15 01:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Like light and dark, however happiness has an opposite, it goes by many names in many languages.  I'm sure you've heard of it before.  In our language it is called cantesica, The wasicu may call it despair.  Its a feeling of sorrow about who your are and what you do.  It will ruin your life.  It is one of the most destructive forces in nature, a force so powerful that thousands of people have been killed by it.  Cantesica leads you to death. 

Cantesica will destroy you because it tricks you like iktumi, its the mirrored image of happiness, and exact opposite that leads to destruction.  Like happiness, it too is learned, it comes from within you, and is something only you can control.  It can become a permanent way of life if you desire it.  And because of this, its very dangerous.  It leads you to believe you have nothing to live for.  It brings about feelings of loneliness, anger, hatred and resentment. Billy Mills


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Anonymous #1

Re: Fuck life. [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #22267122 - 09/20/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

All that looks wonderful and full of wisdom but it's bullshit.  Anyone with their head on their shoulders couldn't deny 1 being false simply due to it allowing you to live your life more on your terms and in that make life a lot happier for the person.  That whole list is bullshit other than the ones strictly based off vanity.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Fuck life. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #22267763 - 09/21/15 12:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
All that looks wonderful and full of wisdom but it's bullshit.  Anyone with their head on their shoulders couldn't deny 1 being false simply due to it allowing you to live your life more on your terms and in that make life a lot happier for the person.  That whole list is bullshit other than the ones strictly based off vanity.





You can only eat so much travel so far and sleep in one bed.  Relax dude money is not the answer.

Try being overly nice and smile at everyone and help every person do the shit you don't want to do then you will be rich.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Fuck life. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #22267820 - 09/21/15 12:54 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

See you don't get it.  I think maybe you don't live where I live or spend money how I spend money.

Fuck this thread.  Fuck everything.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Fuck life. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22267846 - 09/21/15 01:12 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
See you don't get it.  I think maybe you don't live where I live or spend money how I spend money.

Fuck this thread.  Fuck everything.





I get it.  Life is a trial.  We chose to be here to learn. 

be nice and help.... More than you feel comfortable,  that may bring you happines.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Fuck life. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #22267870 - 09/21/15 01:40 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
Try being overly nice and smile at everyone and help every person do the shit you don't want to do then you will be rich.




How does that help? I don't think rainbows and lolipops ever solved anything.

Well, except maybe in Disney movies.

Money is a pretty superficial problem though, not too difficult to solve.

I guess. I don't know details but you said "where I live" so I assume it's in the middle of nowhere.

Why not just pack your stuff and move to a city or somewhere there's opportunity?

Do you have kids or something?


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Anonymous #6

Re: Fuck life. [Re: Anonymous #7] * 1
    #22267947 - 09/21/15 02:45 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #7 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
Try being overly nice and smile at everyone and help every person do the shit you don't want to do then you will be rich.




How does that help? I don't think rainbows and lolipops ever solved anything.

Well, except maybe in Disney movies.

Money is a pretty superficial problem though, not too difficult to solve.

I guess. I don't know details but you said "where I live" so I assume it's in the middle of nowhere.

Why not just pack your stuff and move to a city or somewhere there's opportunity?

Do you have kids or something?





Ok try being a complete asshole to every single person you encounter.  On the road flip them off

don't merge properly.  Take cuts in line tell your server to hurry the fuck up complain about how

fucking long it took to get your coffee, tell your wife to go to hell, let your parents know they let you-down, kick your dog.  Life will get better for sure.


Oh yea don't help anyone you see that is in need criticize them for being slow stupid or incompetent. 
Every time you fuck someone over just a little your life will improve.


Someone told me although I have not done a fact check on it, but it makes sense.  They said that monkeys who don't look after others such as in grooming they get pushed off to the side and eventually the ones who arnt picking off ticks and grooming are on the outside not getting their back scratched.  Makes sense to me.


When it seems like everyone else has a problem it's not them it's you.


Edited by Anonymous (09/26/22 07:45 PM)


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Anonymous #3

Re: Fuck life. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #22267953 - 09/21/15 02:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

There is no miracle fix. Put effort into your life, be genuine, enjoy the little things.

Seek help from friend's. Tell them how you feel. It sounds silly but a meaningful hug can fix alot of problems.

If your still down talk to a professional. Lifes too short as it is.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Fuck life. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #22267963 - 09/21/15 02:57 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I can show you a way to love your life, but first you must grab a carrot.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Fuck life. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #22267980 - 09/21/15 03:07 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
Ok try being a complete asshole to every single person you encounter.  On the road flip them off

don't merge properly.  Take cuts in line tell your server to hurry the fuck up complain about how

fucking long it took to get your coffee, tell your wife to go to hell, let your parents know they let you-down, kick your dog, tell the husband of the slut you work with that you fisted his wife.




How do you know me?

Have we met before? :V


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Anonymous #6

Re: Fuck life. [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #22267990 - 09/21/15 03:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #7 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
Ok try being a complete asshole to every single person you encounter.  On the road flip them off

don't merge properly.  Take cuts in line tell your server to hurry the fuck up complain about how

fucking long it took to get your coffee, tell your wife to go to hell, let your parents know they let you-down, kick your dog, tell the husband of the slut you work with that you fisted his wife.




How do you know me?

Have we met before? :V





.


Edited by Anonymous (09/26/22 07:47 PM)


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Anonymous #9

Re: Fuck life. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #22317354 - 10/01/15 03:26 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

There's probably something wrong with your brain and it's not your fault, or anyone else's.


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Anonymous #10

Re: Fuck life. [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #22322288 - 10/02/15 06:17 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

a kick in the gonads always makes me appreciate life


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Anonymous #11

Re: Fuck life. [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #22325048 - 10/02/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #5 said:
Like light and dark, however happiness has an opposite, it goes by many names in many languages.  I'm sure you've heard of it before.  In our language it is called cantesica, The wasicu may call it despair.  Its a feeling of sorrow about who your are and what you do.  It will ruin your life.  It is one of the most destructive forces in nature, a force so powerful that thousands of people have been killed by it.  Cantesica leads you to death. 

Cantesica will destroy you because it tricks you like iktumi, its the mirrored image of happiness, and exact opposite that leads to destruction.  Like happiness, it too is learned, it comes from within you, and is something only you can control.  It can become a permanent way of life if you desire it.  And because of this, its very dangerous.  It leads you to believe you have nothing to live for.  It brings about feelings of loneliness, anger, hatred and resentment. Billy Mills



interesting.


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Anonymous #12

Re: Fuck life. [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #22332099 - 10/04/15 10:33 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Take 7 grams of mushrooms. That should clear it up pretty good. You think I'm joking but that seems to be the effect it has on people.


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