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InvisibleSrirachi
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I can't figure out this prostate orgasm thing.
    #22263105 - 09/20/15 01:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

So long story short my fuckbuddy wants to give me a prostate orgasm because she's just that interested in my asshole, but after buying some toys and her fumbling around back there for a couple of hours all we came up with was that next time I'll also buy anal douche first, and we now know that after poking a Dr Joel Kaplan prostate massager up my ass for a couple of hours, I'm about as turned on as I would be by being prodded in the stomach with a rake after eating Thanksgiving dinner.

I could care less but it's important to her to do some sort of "my first ever" thing for me and we're kind of reaching to find something, pun intended. Can one of you experienced Butt Brigadiers give me some pointers? She's willing to give her number in a PM to someone who would talk her through it if that's easier.

TIA (toys in ass),

Srirachi


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Re: I can't figure out this prostate orgasm thing. [Re: Srirachi]
    #22263144 - 09/20/15 01:28 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

wish i could help

i don't like toys, either


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Re: I can't figure out this prostate orgasm thing. [Re: Srirachi]
    #22263197 - 09/20/15 01:45 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

there is a lot of nerve endings around your ass, I dont think going inside is totally necessary. 


Ive poked around in there but I have short fingers.  I know what im feeling for but I cant reach, or maybe I'm just a shitty lover.  no pun intended.


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Re: I can't figure out this prostate orgasm thing. [Re: Srirachi]
    #22263220 - 09/20/15 01:51 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I don't have many pointers either, but one thing about the anal douche. I'd recommend just buying a bidet. You can get them for $40 that have nozzles for the butthole and pussy. Plus you can give yourself an enema by simply being in the correct position. Not to mention you will use less TP.


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Re: I can't figure out this prostate orgasm thing. [Re: Srirachi]
    #22263238 - 09/20/15 01:58 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Why not just talk her into a bj?  Seems much less intrusive.


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Re: I can't figure out this prostate orgasm thing. [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #22263288 - 09/20/15 02:20 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

what is someone doing in there if they are grossed out by potty?  who uses ass douche anyway? use a latex glove if they think its that icky.  its not a colonoscopy. not like they are jamming a camera up there. its a finger for christs sake. 

Tell that woman to forget it.  come over here, I'll jam some stuff up there, nooo problem


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Re: I can't figure out this prostate orgasm thing. [Re: Srirachi]
    #22263458 - 09/20/15 04:02 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

put a finger in there and press down towards the crotch area, you should be able to feel the prostate gland rather easily, just rub that while masturbating for explosive orgasms.

probably would be smart for you to explorer this area by yourself first before you start asking others to do so.


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Re: I can't figure out this prostate orgasm thing. [Re: Lucis]
    #22263907 - 09/20/15 09:17 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Honestly alittle anal play is far more euphoric than dick stimulation


And both at the same time :drooling:
violent gasps of air n breathing to be had


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Re: I can't figure out this prostate orgasm thing. [Re: SunnyD]
    #22263939 - 09/20/15 09:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Never did anything for me


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Re: I can't figure out this prostate orgasm thing. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22264054 - 09/20/15 10:14 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Thats that rightwing asshole :wink:


jk just had too though


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Re: I can't figure out this prostate orgasm thing. [Re: SunnyD]
    #22264326 - 09/20/15 11:20 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

toys are a waste of money. it's just a matter of finding it and applying the right amount of pressure. it does produce incredible orgasms.

my girl won't leave my ass alone. :lol:


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Re: I can't figure out this prostate orgasm thing. [Re: millzy]
    #22264351 - 09/20/15 11:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

millzy said:
toys are a waste of money. it's just a matter of finding it and applying the right amount of pressure. it does produce incredible orgasms.

my girl won't leave my ass alone. :lol:



I dont blame her


I dont really buy toys, i dont do anal much anymore. but i do hqve a 10dollar butt plug
I prefer real sex for anal. I don  play around much back there anymore


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Re: I can't figure out this prostate orgasm thing. [Re: millzy]
    #22264354 - 09/20/15 11:27 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck her in the ass while you have that massager in your ass. Maybe it'll work then


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Re: I can't figure out this prostate orgasm thing. [Re: SunnyD]
    #22264961 - 09/20/15 01:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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AddyZomeD said:
Thats that rightwing asshole :wink:


jk just had too though



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Re: I can't figure out this prostate orgasm thing. [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #22265157 - 09/20/15 02:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I've had some pretty freaky, raunchy sex that would probably put most people to shame but male butt hole just doesn't do it for me. And I've had my own butt hole explored more than dora. Not to say I've never popped a finger in there before, but alas I've never learned the proper prostate technique. Oh meth, you so crazy.

Funny story, my roommates and my ex were having a discussion about anal one day. Somehow the topic of toys got brought up and some one joked 'yah you probably use it on yourself as much as on her' in which he turned bright red and quickly stated ' IT'S BEEN DEEPER IN HERS!!' ...he never lived that down.


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Re: I can't figure out this prostate orgasm thing. [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22265939 - 09/20/15 05:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:lolsy:

Sometimes it is better to keep your mouth shut even if your asshole is open for business.  Was that your ex?  Stop dating idiots


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Re: I can't figure out this prostate orgasm thing. [Re: Srirachi]
    #22266611 - 09/20/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Sorry you guys are having trouble, OP.  I'd encourage you all to keep trying, as the desired end-result is well worth it.

I stumbled into prostate stim the same way.  An X, had heard some friends talking about it at lunch one day, and wanted to try it out on me.  I put up a fight the first few times she asked but eventually realized no harm no foul.






Best decision ever.  Certainly doesn't ruin normal orgasms, and certainly isn't something you "NEED" to have or "WANT BADLY" to occur each time, but when it comes into play, it's like heyyyyyyyyyy bonus round woot woot fuck yeah hell yeah.


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Re: I can't figure out this prostate orgasm thing. [Re: Srirachi]
    #22270061 - 09/21/15 03:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You're not welcome in OTD anymore.


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Re: I can't figure out this prostate orgasm thing. [Re: EllisDSox]
    #22270595 - 09/21/15 05:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Ass play is only Pubfaggotry when the Dr. Kaplan massager is actually several penii.


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Re: I can't figure out this prostate orgasm thing. [Re: Srirachi]
    #22270715 - 09/21/15 06:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It's not supposed to feel good

it's just something that feels good when you jiz
and it makes it take longer for you to jiz
so that is the feeling

when gay dudes have sex they jerk each other off
they don't actually feel pleasure from being penetrated
(which is something they probably wouldn't tell a newcomer...)


so yeah take your left middle finger
cover it in vaseline
massage the opening
then stick it in and curl up torwards behind your nuts
like everyone said their is some sort of ball anyway

i'd imagine that it'd feel good with a girl doing it while giving you head
she can just put a condom on her finger
no need to get nuts lol just don't take a shit on her and you're good

but yeah again it doesnt feel good it just makes you take longer and more perverted

it's just a massage that locks you in at the end


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