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So I was eating a salad with sliced habanero peppers in it
#22260519 - 09/19/15 02:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Like I always do on my lunch break but then I had to take a puss really bad. Somehow some of the pepper must have gotten on my hand. I wasn't really thinking about it.now my dick is on fire. Has been for 30min. Fuck
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Re: So I was eating a salad with sliced habanero peppers in it [Re: morrowasted]
#22260532 - 09/19/15 02:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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See it as an encouragement to not get an STD. You're getting a glimpse of what it's like to get whatever
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Re: So I was eating a salad with sliced habanero peppers in it [Re: Patlal]
#22260542 - 09/19/15 02:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Stick you dick in a bottle of vinegar.
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Re: So I was eating a salad with sliced habanero peppers in it [Re: The Moose]
#22261889 - 09/19/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
The Moose said: Stick you dick in a bottle of vinegar.
I was at work at a dog kennel bro we dont have vinegar bottles just lying around. Does that actually work?
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Re: So I was eating a salad with sliced habanero peppers in it [Re: morrowasted]
#22261893 - 09/19/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dude I eat so much spicy shit I eat multiple raw habaneros a day plus like 1/5 a can of ghost pepper salsa. And my shits still dont really burn that much.
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Re: So I was eating a salad with sliced habanero peppers in it [Re: morrowasted]
#22262230 - 09/19/15 09:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yea put hotsauce on your dick again so you can try it. Something to do with the pH
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Re: So I was eating a salad with sliced habanero peppers in it [Re: morrowasted]
#22262251 - 09/19/15 09:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've done the exact same thing after slicing em up, but to my eyes. Never my dick. Sounds unpleasant
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Re: So I was eating a salad with sliced habanero peppers in it [Re: morrowasted]
#22262256 - 09/19/15 09:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's not as bad as using Icy Hot for a lube job
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Re: So I was eating a salad with sliced habanero peppers in it [Re: Detached]
#22262289 - 09/19/15 09:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ive done this alot. It was more that i ate something incredibly spicy and then jerked off.
All the spice absorbs into the lotion and it just rubs everywhere.
When its already burning just roll with it. Theres no damage being done, just enjoy the sensation
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Re: So I was eating a salad with sliced habanero peppers in it [Re: JvF]
#22262708 - 09/19/15 10:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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You know, I once did a little science experiment with my niece. I ate a bunch of Serrano peppers and then I tried to consume like 7 different things to see which would quench the heat of the peppers the most. The winner was whipped cream, by far.
So, yeah. Try whipped cream.
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Re: So I was eating a salad with sliced habanero peppers in it [Re: Half Pint]
#22262715 - 09/19/15 10:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Makes sense I suppose. Dairy is suppose to help
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Re: So I was eating a salad with sliced habanero peppers in it [Re: Half Pint]
#22262721 - 09/19/15 11:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Why do you want him to put whipped cream on his habanero penis?
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Re: So I was eating a salad with sliced habanero peppers in it [Re: The Moose]
#22262724 - 09/19/15 11:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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For the sake of science.
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Re: So I was eating a salad with sliced habanero peppers in it [Re: morrowasted]
#22262995 - 09/20/15 12:23 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
morrowasted said:
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The Moose said: Stick you dick in a bottle of vinegar.
I was at work at a dog kennel bro we dont have vinegar bottles just lying around. Does that actually work?
Of course not. You have to put your dick in oil (cause it will dissolve the hot jalapeno molecules, vinegar will not its going to hurt).
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Re: So I was eating a salad with sliced habanero peppers in it [Re: morrowasted]
#22263014 - 09/20/15 12:32 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ha.. reminds me of this thing I saw where dudes were getting blasted in the face with pepper spray and then went to wash it off not realizing water flows down your body and what all that entails..
They got a good second round of surprise when the spice water flushed their junk..
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Re: So I was eating a salad with sliced habanero peppers in it [Re: morrowasted]
#22263090 - 09/20/15 12:59 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I actually just bought some to spice up my morning eggs. Amazingly enough the grocery store near me has fresh Trinidad Scorpion peppers! Its like $10 for a small box but I am amazed, I have never seen them sold....and they even have HOTTER peppers that are dried and being sold for only $4. The heat index is insane on some of them. Guy told me to just soak them in water over night and they would be ready to go 
I dont know man, still I wanna make a soup or something with them just to say I have tried them, but the price alone is preventing me
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