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Offlinea7e6
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Approached by Random Woman
    #22258174 - 09/18/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

So I just got off of work.

I work at a little deli in ohio somewhere.

Now during the midst of making sandwiches etc, i notice these two people come in , one is a petite little possibly latina type girl with a ballcap and sweat shorts on looking to be in her upper 20's, She seems cute i take notice, and the other is a way older white male dressed nicely. I dont think anything of it.

Now fast forward about 45 minutes, the woman with the older gentleman is at the front counter, she is asking if any one has a cig, since i am the only one who smokes their, my fellow co workers turn to me. Im pretty generous with my cig's, so i approach her and say i know how it is here you are.

She then asks if i can go out and smoke, i just came back inside from smoking a cig, but i turn to my manager and ask if i can smoke with this lady, he allows it.

She then starts to joke saying i swear i wont rape him im like i dont mind if you do, so we walk outside, the older man in the suit (looks to be about 75) gives her a hug and begins to walk away, she says "Bye Doc"

I turn to her and say  , "is that your doctor?" She just responds with he is a psychologist, she then proceeds to say the old man is in a hurry to get home so he can fuck his soon to be ex wife. Hmmm

I laugh it off , and go with it, We make quick conversation, i find out she is 32 and came from Venezuela , She asks whats your name again ? I tell her, ****, She says, ooh **** that's a sexy name, So she is coming on pretty strong , so i say fuck it and get her number, She then asks me about if i have a GF, i Tell her no,she asks why I tell her i broke up with my ex not to long ago, She asks if i am still fucking her, i tell her no. Blaah blah blah, Another co worker pops his head out the door, to check up, She then again says "im not raping him i swear!", She repeatedly kept making jokes about not raping me the whole time. She asks for another cigarette and says ill give you my cookie if you give me another cig( She literally had a cookie) But obviously was a metaphor for something else.

Okay so this is all well and good, i like women older than myself, and she didn't look bad, I just am thrown off cause of this mysterious 75 year old white guy in a suit, who never talked , that was a psychologist according to her and who she called doc. And also the rape joke thing, and that she was cig hungry.

So should i attempt hitting it and risk getting datura blow in my face, or stay away ? Opinions, comments ?


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Re: Approached by Random Woman [Re: a7e6]
    #22258183 - 09/18/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Very bizarre interaction, reminds me of one I had not too long ago with a clerk at a gas station. She asked me about my necklace, I explained where I got it, then she told me about a cell-phone she recently found that had pictures of a gauged dick on it. Wtf?


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Re: Approached by Random Woman [Re: a7e6] * 1
    #22258185 - 09/18/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Sounds weird. She's probably a prostitute or a tranny.


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Re: Approached by Random Woman [Re: a7e6]
    #22258190 - 09/18/15 09:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

run the fuck away fast


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Re: Approached by Random Woman [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22258215 - 09/18/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

sounds like she's up to something


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Re: Approached by Random Woman [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22258218 - 09/18/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Doc sounds like her pimp / dad.


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Re: Approached by Random Woman [Re: a7e6]
    #22258222 - 09/18/15 09:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm pretty sure she is a prostitute. Especially after the bit with "Doc". Wrap it before you tap it and keep your money in your sock.


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Re: Approached by Random Woman [Re: Detached]
    #22258252 - 09/18/15 09:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Detached said:
Sounds weird. She's probably a prostitute or a tranny.




Well i highly doubt tranny, yeah prostitute possibly, Although she didnt really remind me of a prostitute, My impression that
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Detached said:
Doc sounds like her pimp / dad.



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nicechrisman said:
I'm pretty sure she is a prostitute. Especially after the bit with "Doc". Wrap it before you tap it and keep your money in your sock.



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Detached said:
Doc sounds like her pimp / dad.





Well this guy definitely did not look like a pimp haha, just was nicely dressed. Could be her client though, since the remark saying he is going to fuck his SOON to be EX wife. hmm


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Re: Approached by Random Woman [Re: Sheekle]
    #22258255 - 09/18/15 09:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
Very bizarre interaction, reminds me of one I had not too long ago with a clerk at a gas station. She asked me about my necklace, I explained where I got it, then she told me about a cell-phone she recently found that had pictures of a gauged dick on it. Wtf?




Jesus what will it take for a chick you get you in her bed? A  signed letter explicitly stating her intention?

Anyone interested in nailing sheekle, please cut out this note for future use:



Dear Sheekle,

Please stick your penis into my vagina.

Thank you for your consideration.



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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: Approached by Random Woman [Re: koods] * 2
    #22258260 - 09/18/15 09:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Let's face it you'll need one of these too:


Dear Sheekle,

Can I stick my penis in your butt?

Thank you for your consideration.



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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: Approached by Random Woman [Re: koods]
    #22258271 - 09/18/15 09:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

mmmm idk if that girl was hittin on sheekle i think she was jus prob a weirdo.


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Re: Approached by Random Woman [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22258274 - 09/18/15 09:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

koods is flippin out


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Re: Approached by Random Woman [Re: koods]
    #22258278 - 09/18/15 09:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Let's face it you'll need one of these too:


Dear Sheekle,

Can I stick my penis in your butt?

Thank you for your consideration.



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A bed sheet as a barrier with a hole in it will really set the mood..


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Re: Approached by Random Woman [Re: koods]
    #22258279 - 09/18/15 09:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Definitely hit it. The rape jokes are just bad jokes. You think she is gonna rape you?


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Re: Approached by Random Woman [Re: Sheekle]
    #22258280 - 09/18/15 09:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

wait what kinda necklace was it? how old was this chick? was she hot? did she like recognize you from b4 or something?


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Re: Approached by Random Woman [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22258284 - 09/18/15 09:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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CHeifM4sterDiezL said:
mmmm idk if that girl was hittin on sheekle i think she was jus prob a weirdo.




A weirdo is exactly who you would expect to hit on sheekle.

And I'm not flipping out. I'm going buck wild.


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Re: Approached by Random Woman [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22258286 - 09/18/15 09:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

dewd that bitch is either a prostitute and crazy or like a full on nympho and crazy. let me tell you about gypsy love son she'll steal all ur money and your k when she takes your heart way.


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Re: Approached by Random Woman [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22258287 - 09/18/15 09:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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CHeifM4sterDiezL said:
wait what kinda necklace was it? how old was this chick? was she hot? did she like recognize you from b4 or something?




Did she ask for flowers?


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: Approached by Random Woman [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22258291 - 09/18/15 09:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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CHeifM4sterDiezL said:
wait what kinda necklace was it? how old was this chick? was she hot? did she like recognize you from b4 or something?



It's this sickass glass pendant I got at Vibes this year that a ton of people comment on. I'll send you a pic of it.

She was like mid-20's, average-looking. Did not recognize me from before.

Pretty sure she wasn't hitting on me, just a very bizarre person.


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: Approached by Random Woman [Re: Detached]
    #22258297 - 09/18/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Detached said:
Quote:

koods said:
Let's face it you'll need one of these too:


Dear Sheekle,

Can I stick my penis in your butt?

Thank you for your consideration.



____________________
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A bed sheet as a barrier with a hole in it will really set the mood..




Sounds like you want to sign your name.


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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