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OfflineRebelutionsssss
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Have you guys ever got a DUI
    #22256824 - 09/18/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

And what was the experience like, fucking completely shitty obviously but how did it happen?


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22256843 - 09/18/15 04:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Got my first DUI about 2 years ago.

Fines...fines up the ass. 1.8k court fines, 1.2k probation fees, 1k alcohol treatment course fees, like 1k other random fees.

My case is set to be terminated in january. I had 100 hrs of community service on top of that, minimum 8 hrs a week

Lucky for me my lawyer was able to have me keep my license so that worked.


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22256871 - 09/18/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

scored one back in '13

payed a LOT of money... it pretty much ruined my life and i'm still paying for it (payed off all my fines and shit though). cool thing is my insurance didn't go up...

i could have fought it and not gotten any charges in the first place, i was pulled over on an illegal stop as the cop said he thought i was having a medical emergency cause he heard my engine rev or some shit... i was gong to turn left and signaled and signaled back into my lane and carried on...

anyway... i try to look at it in a positive light, but it's really taken a toll on me.


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: JvF]
    #22256872 - 09/18/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

My dad got one a few years ago

It really fucked things up for him but that DUI was just the tip of the iceberg

He's doing better now, lost his job and car though so he doesn't really do anything


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22256884 - 09/18/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I just got one last august. It all depends on your choices here. I didn't want to go through probation for it so instead of that I got jail time. Luckily since it was my first offence I only got the minimum 10 days. 1.3 thousand in fines, and now when I do drive again insurance will be probably 300 a month.


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: Quartknee]
    #22256886 - 09/18/15 04:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

8 years ago, a week before my 21st. Sucked. Crashed into a barn. I deserved it though. I was dumb.


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: Faustoid]
    #22256893 - 09/18/15 04:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

nope


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22256923 - 09/18/15 04:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Narrowly avoided one long time ago. Don't really know how. Got in a wreck and I was kinda fucked up (not trashed, but not really at my best either). I have a tendency to hit the gas rather than brake when I see yellow, the day of the wreck really was no different. I ended up t-boning some woman. I will always maintain I still had the right of way. Of 5 lanes, she was the only one in the intersection. Every other person was stopped behind the line as they would be while at a red light. Wasn't going ridiculously fast (about 30) but by the time I saw her in my way, it was already too late. I hit the brakes feet from her car and no car going 30 is going to stop in feet and inches.

Cops show up, don't even give me a field sobriety test, I get a ticket for driving without a license and driving with no insurance and send me on my merry way. Got lucky. Nothing more nothing less. If they'd decided to test me they would've probably found me over the legal limit for alcohol and if they dug further might even find other drugs. At the time all I cared about was the people in the car I hit, but the bitch driving soon made me lose any sympathy. She was one of those loud mouthed ghetto fuckers (not talking race, she was white) who just wanted to yell and scream and "you're going to jail mother fucker!" and all kinds of shit. Like the day after she started blowing up my wife's phone (insurance was in her name) and harassing us multiple times a day. IIRC the bitch didn't even show up to court for the shit. Probably because she was afraid that it'd be exposed that as far as traffic laws go she was actually the one in the wrong.


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: Ezuma]
    #22256949 - 09/18/15 04:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

In Australia our legal blood alcohol limit is 0.05.
2 years ago I was driving 2 of my mates around who were drinking from 11am. At around 4pm we decided to go to a local pub, however one of my mates wanted to get his car so I dropped him home and continued to the pub. He got pulled over and blew 0.09. Lost his licence, went to the police station then got a taxi to the pub where we were waiting for him. At around 9pm we decide to leave the pub, i had had 4 beers and guess what!? Pulled over by cops and blew 0.067. I had to get in the police car and go to the station but didn't want to leave my car on the side of the road so my friend who didnt lose his licence asked the officers if he could drive my car home. He blew 0.03 (under the legal limit) even though he had been drinking for ~10 hours.
Anyway my boss wrote a letter saying i need my licence for my job and i was granted a 'work licence' for 6 months (can only drive to and from work between 6am and 6pm). The fine was around $500.


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: wolfiewolfie]
    #22257020 - 09/18/15 04:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That blows. I got pulled over with a beer in my center console before. Grabbed it hella quick and put it by my feet, dude never even saw it :awedance:


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22257047 - 09/18/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Got one nine years ago. Blew a .26


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: Astral Pain]
    #22257165 - 09/18/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Got one nine years ago. Blew a .26



Thats impressive

I got a DUI a few years back but I wasn't even drunk! I did a flawless sobriety test and he had me blow and I blew a .084 and the douche cop still arrested me  :mad2:

My union lawyer worked his magic and got it dropped to careless driving so I only had to pay a $120 ticket. I suppose I got lucky, but at the same time that cop was a fuck!


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #22257172 - 09/18/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Back when I was 16 I crashed my parents car into a hill side the day I got my license.


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22257191 - 09/18/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Was your dad angry or did he just kinda sit there staring at the scene and shaking his head in total disappointment?


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I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22257200 - 09/18/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I tried to drive it back to my school because I ditched class when it happened and then I was fucking stupid and tried to say someone hit me in the parking lot :facepalm: now that I look back on my life I've been a really horrible son :sad:


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22257235 - 09/18/15 05:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I know that feel. It gets exponentially worse when you have a kid of your own and he starts telling the same level of bullshit you once did and you see how retarded you actually sounded trying to get away with that shit :lol:

My son over the last couple of years has made me want to get a lobotomy so I can forget all the ridiculous shit I said once to avoid trouble.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22257259 - 09/18/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yea it's fucked up. My parents have been the kindest most caring people to me and during my teenage years I was just a straight horrible person


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI *DELETED* [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22257353 - 09/18/15 06:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: stevo]
    #22257431 - 09/18/15 06:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Never a DUI or anything like that.

1 speeding ticket but literally 10-15 JOL violations(driving with kids in the car when I was under 18)


man..i was so stubborn back then :lol:


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI *DELETED* [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22257460 - 09/18/15 06:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: stevo]
    #22257567 - 09/18/15 07:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Never got a DUI but I got close one night. I drove out of a gas station with my headlights off and immediately got pulled over. The cop approaches my window and asks how much I had to to drink ( I was trashed). I told him absolutely nothing he goes, "Who are you kidding dude I can smell it on your breath, step outta the car." At this point I know I'm totally fucked but I took a deep breath, collected my thoughts and told myself to just go with the flow. He gave me a field sobriety test,  1 foot in font of  the other walking a straight line, following a green laser with my eyes,  and standing on one leg while counting backwards from 10 mississippi. I passed and he told me to have a good night and to be safe


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22257574 - 09/18/15 07:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You don't get DUI's when you are straight edge.  :whatyougonnado:


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22257585 - 09/18/15 07:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i almost did once, after finishing an 18 pack with my friend, i decided to go home right after, didnt realize i had a broken tail light. a cop got behind me right as i exited my friends street and he pulled me over. luckily i had chewed gum right before i drove off, and i was able to play it off, took every bit of strength not to slutter my words. got really lucky

my uncle told me one of his friends got caught up driving while shitfaced once, but the cop let him go, just told him he had to call somebody to pick him up.

sometimes u get extremely lucky, and other times you dont, best to count ur blessings. u only get a few chances in life..


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: zZZz]
    #22257704 - 09/18/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If you are under 18 you cannot drive anyone under 18 as well in MA

I literally brokw that rule non stop and gotten so many tickets i lost count..aall by the same cop. Im still living down it because if i get a speeding ticket or any moving violation i need to take a class to keep mu license. 2 moving violations and i get my license suspended.

My license has been suspended over 3 times for this petty bs law


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI *DELETED* *DELETED* [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22257827 - 09/18/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: stevo]
    #22257898 - 09/18/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I got one when I was 18 or so.  It kinda sucked but I got a decent lawyer who got me a CWOF and minimal probation.  Was a long time ago now.

It was definitely shitty, but how dumb I was being is kinda funny in retrospect.  My friend invited me over for a party, then sprung it on everyone that his mom was coming home soon which he knew all along but I wasn't clear on :wtf: he asked if someone could take the empties so I volunteered.  I was most of the way home when I woke up with my car screeching into a phone pole in a ditch, and the pole hit like one foot behind my door, which was lucky.  I was ok and all pumped up on adrenaline. 

So the bag of empties exploded I guess from the impact, so there was probably like 50-100 empty bottles and cans scattered all over my car :facepalm: didn't even consider that.  The cops showed up, saw that, and for some reason they told me to go sit by their car by myself, and I must have heard wrong so I went and sat in the front seat :facepalm: at this point I realized I had a small amount of weed on me, which wasn't decriminalized then, so I proceeded to stick the baggy up my bum :facepalm: They come and are like "wtf are you doing sitting in the car?" and bitch me out, but were overall pretty nice.

So I get to the PD and they're doing all the intake stuff and I take the breathalyzer since I didn't really even think to refuse it.  At some point when I was going to and from the breathalyzer machine the weed fell out of my shorts onto the floor, which I stepped on and kinda dragged under my foot :facepalm: tried to act like I was scratching my leg and put it in my pocket, but they caught me.  They had already tried to say they were going to bust me for rolling papers which is rediculous because I don't even smoke joints, I roll cigs, so they seemed chuffed to get the weed.  I swear the cop takes it out, gives it a look and a nice sniff and says something like "this is pretty good weed" (it wasn't, plus it just came out of my butt) then kinda gives me a look and goes "we searched you pretty good, where'd you have this?" :facepalm:

I forget what I told him, but he got the idea and immediately left the room.  They started to treat me like shit after that, but I got bailed out at some point and went home.  Lost my liscence for a year I think, but got a "cindarella" liscence.  Had to pay an assload for the lawyer and court fees, and take the DUI class which basically taught me how to gauge what my BAL should be based on how many drinks I have and how much time passes.

Quite regrettable, but I learned my lesson at least.


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: stevo]
    #22257905 - 09/18/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Ah, I had to look up what JOL meant.  We call that a provisional license.  The law kind of has some good reasoning behind it but I think theyre a bit more leniant where i live and is a bit pushy for this rule.  But Ive drove through MA though and there are some crazy roads there.  I cannot remember if it was RI or MA that used to do this, but isnt there a certain hour of the day where you can drive on the shoulder down the highway?  ...





Yeah that's rt 93 I think during rush hour, it's still like that.  I always thought that was weird, but the traffic does get really bad.

AFAIK our traffic lights work as normal, but you've definitely gotta have some nerves to hack it on the roads in MA.


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 2
    #22257908 - 09/18/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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You don't get DUI's when you are straight edge.  :whatyougonnado:



I wanna shove a straight edge up your urethra.

I actually have one..



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I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #22257914 - 09/18/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Never got a DUI but I got close one night. I drove out of a gas station with my headlights off and immediately got pulled over. The cop approaches my window and asks how much I had to to drink ( I was trashed). I told him absolutely nothing he goes, "Who are you kidding dude I can smell it on your breath, step outta the car." At this point I know I'm totally fucked but I took a deep breath, collected my thoughts and told myself to just go with the flow. He gave me a field sobriety test,  1 foot in font of  the other walking a straight line, following a green laser with my eyes,  and standing on one leg while counting backwards from 10 mississippi. I passed and he told me to have a good night and to be safe




he should have tased and arrested you on sight for being black. i guess he was kind of lenient on you on account of only being half black

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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: 404]
    #22257997 - 09/18/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Nope. Never have & don't plan on it. Whenever I drink, which is pretty rarely, I don't have any urge to drive. I know someone who got a DUI though. It cost them over $5,000 when it was all set & done. I also know someone who got a DUI like three decades ago & when they went to apply for a job they didn't mention it & then after the employers did more research they found out about it & suspended their job license for 6 months. Don't drink & drive kids! Be safe.

I did wreck my first car though about a month after I got it. :facepalm3: I was completely sober at the time. I was driving back from a Phish concert & skidded on black ice, spun about three or four times, & on the last rotation slammed into a guard rail. I wound up having to toss a 1/4 of mushrooms just incase I got pulled over on the rest of the way home. It was past midnight & my headlights were completely gone/smashed in & not working. Also the front end of my car was completely caved in. It's a wonder that I was able to make it back to my house.


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI *DELETED* [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22258302 - 09/18/15 09:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: Astral Pain]
    #22258314 - 09/18/15 09:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Got one nine years ago. Blew a .26




:kaneclap:

I've never had a dui. Knock on wood. It kinda surprises me due to the situations I have put myself in before. Thankfully I've smartened up.


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: stevo]
    #22258356 - 09/18/15 10:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I must have heard wrong so I went and sat in the front seat :facepalm: at this point I realized I had a small amount of weed on me, which wasn't decriminalized then, so I proceeded to stick the baggy up my bum :facepalm:




You don't know uncomfortable until you have an ounce of pot clenched between your buttcheeks for 8 hours at the police station doing the robot walk.  And stemmy pot at that lol




Hey :shrug: at least I was drunk.  I can't help but cringe looking back though.

Luckily it was only a gram or so, but I can't get my head around why I decided to stick it up there instead of just eating it or something (edit-now that I think of it I think I was handcuffed by that point, which complicated things).  I guess I probably wanted to go home and smoke it later.

I now know for next time if you're going to pull such moves you've got to commit and get it past the sphincter :sadyes:


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #22258509 - 09/18/15 11:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Got one nine years ago. Blew a .26



Thats impressive

I got a DUI a few years back but I wasn't even drunk! I did a flawless sobriety test and he had me blow and I blew a .084 and the douche cop still arrested me  :mad2:

My union lawyer worked his magic and got it dropped to careless driving so I only had to pay a $120 ticket. I suppose I got lucky, but at the same time that cop was a fuck!




I was on a performance enhancing substance at the time. I had a nice sized corner bag of blow on me and managed to get it out of my pocket and into my mouth while cuffed in the back of the cop car. I was chatty as hell at the station and one of the hispanic cops saw from my cellphone that I had called my friend Hector a few times earlier that night. He checked my mouth but it was long gone and I was flying. The cop ended up driving me home and I never spent a minute in a jail cell. My wrists were destroyed for a week from the move I pulled getting the bag of yayo from pocket to mouth.

In the end this DUI cost me nearly two grand and countless hours of time with alcohol classes, but that's nothing compared to what happened when I got busted while driving while suspended after the DUI. That's another ballgame with a whole new set of stories attached, and I had to pull the same handcuff yayo trick when I got arrested for this one as well.


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: Astral Pain]
    #22260022 - 09/19/15 12:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

How the fuck has everyone here got a DUI...
most of you are pretty cool now it seems but I can't help but look down on you now, or at least the past versions of you. shameful


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: Ezuma]
    #22260031 - 09/19/15 12:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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How the fuck has everyone here got a DUI...
most of you are pretty cool now it seems but I can't help but look down on you now, or at least the past versions of you. shameful




:whathesaid:

Everyone says here that doing drugs does not hurt other people... Well that is until you drive under the influence and everyone here does it. :frown:


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
    #22260065 - 09/19/15 12:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I've never had a dui :seriousthumbsup: *knock on wood*


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22260070 - 09/19/15 12:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i had one but i've been arrested at least 7 times

funny thing, i was never arrested for that

i think i have a warrant in that state still but they can suck a fat one


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22260105 - 09/19/15 12:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

well good on you then ha


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: micro]
    #22260108 - 09/19/15 12:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Crashed my 2 first car while drunk but never got a DUI first time , it was during the day ,turn left on a green light but i didnt have priority never saw the car comming but he wasnt going fast so just a small impact, they had no idea i had drank. second time it was at 3-4 in the AM drunk as fck going downtown to find speed with some dudes. crashed on the high way while i was talking with the dudes and playing with the radio ran away told the cops the next day that i didnt want my parents to know i fucked the car thats why i ran. and it worked and that was all before i was even 18


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    #22260351 - 09/19/15 01:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You're a moron :facepalm3:


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    #22260408 - 09/19/15 02:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i agree re reading my post,the smileys was proly too much, and yea i was a moron i edited to make my post clearer sry im high lol

I actualy never drank and drove after the last one, took 4 years before i had a new car. i was a inresponsible and stupid drug addict kid under the influence . but i learned my lesson and didnt hurt anybody atleast :shrug:


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Re: Have you guys ever got a DUI [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
    #22260439 - 09/19/15 02:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I could've gotten a DUI.

One night I had two beers and was at somebody's house. Ended up driving some random kids home and the girl who's house it was came with. Ended up getting pulled over because my registration was expired. I had just gotten the inspection done that day but the DMV is closed on Friday's in my town so I had to wait the weekend. Anyway I got pulled over and the cop walks to the passenger window and says the car smells like weed. I told him there was beer in the trunk (it was visible) but nothing else in the car. He asked me to step out, asked if I had been drinking said I smelled of alcohol. Told him I had 1 beer. Had me do a field test and then breathalyzed me and I blew .018. I'm under 21 and my state has "Not a drop" laws meaning any alcohol in a person under 21 is a DUI. He charged me with a minor in possession of alcohol and released me after I called somebody to pick me up. Dude super let me off the hook


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    #22260521 - 09/19/15 02:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I don't because I'm not a moron.

And that's coming from a guy that's been drinking too much for 10 years.


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