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Anonymous #1

i havent had sex in 2 years
    #22256500 - 09/18/15 04:38 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

i havent had sex in 2 years

i dont leave my room much

classes all online

semi nocturnal

forever alone

std testing place was shocked when i went in a while back and told them how long

they were like why?

the last chick i banged got around so i had to have the peace of mind

last girl i asked out gave me mindfuckingly weird signals and turns out she was a lesbian sober alcoholic who flat out rejected me

lesbos still dildo themselves and shit

what do i do


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Anonymous #2

Re: i havent had sex in 2 years [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22256518 - 09/18/15 04:42 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

I haven't had sex in like two and a half years. Fucking sucks but that's life


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Anonymous #1

Re: i havent had sex in 2 years [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #22256524 - 09/18/15 04:42 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

:fasted:


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Re: i havent had sex in 2 years [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22256550 - 09/18/15 04:49 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

get drunk and go out


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Re: i havent had sex in 2 years [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22256563 - 09/18/15 04:52 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

i gots not friends

kinda awkward but working on that

im kinda heady and find it hard to relate

maybe i am overthinkin this stuff tho


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Re: i havent had sex in 2 years [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22256591 - 09/18/15 04:57 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

I will repeat this one more time.  Get drunk and go to a bar.


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I PLURed once because it was PLUR or die. - D.M.T.


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Re: i havent had sex in 2 years [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22256666 - 09/18/15 05:15 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

Welcome to the party pal


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Re: i havent had sex in 2 years [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #22256698 - 09/18/15 05:23 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

Drop your standards, up your average! I just got out of a 21 month dry spell, but that was by choice. I had to reject a few along the way. Now back to focusing on important shit again...


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Re: i havent had sex in 2 years [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22257204 - 09/18/15 07:39 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

suckle off the teet of thy mother


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