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In this thread post all your brilliant examples of what a double entendre is
#22255495 - 09/18/15 10:09 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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ou·ble en·ten·dre [ˌdo͞obl ˌänˈtändrə] NOUN a word or phrase open to two interpretations, one of which is usually risqué or indecent.
The definition, just to be frank so those who view this thread know what I'm talking about
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Re: In this thread post all your brilliant examples of what a double entendre is [Re: Magenta]
#22255572 - 09/18/15 10:28 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ok I guess I'll kick it off
I was gazing in the pasture with a bunch of mycologists when I looked up in the sky and saw beautiful colors. What a shroomy event that was.

Well none of you are doing any better
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Re: In this thread post all your brilliant examples of what a double entendre is [Re: Magenta]
#22255584 - 09/18/15 10:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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do i have to think of them all by myself? or can I steal them....
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Re: In this thread post all your brilliant examples of what a double entendre is [Re: Magenta]
#22255592 - 09/18/15 10:32 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I got a handjob from a miner once at a county fair, not a minor, a miner, a grown man that works in a mine with dirty hands jacked me off at a country fair. stolen from louis ck, works better spoken since they're spelled differently but pronounced the same not sure if this counts though lol
There was another one by Bo Burnham where he pretended to jerk off to a song for a comedy bit, and ended it with "That was jerking off in A-Minor.....the key, not the felony"
Edited by SirShroomsAlott (09/18/15 10:43 AM)
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Re: In this thread post all your brilliant examples of what a double entendre is [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
#22255607 - 09/18/15 10:36 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm going to go home and pet my puss
(As said from a girls point of view)
Best example I can think of. I just wish I had other examples that weren't misogynistic
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Re: In this thread post all your brilliant examples of what a double entendre is [Re: Magenta]
#22255621 - 09/18/15 10:40 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Tonight, im going to inoculate your jars.
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Re: In this thread post all your brilliant examples of what a double entendre is [Re: Magenta]
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Re: In this thread post all your brilliant examples of what a double entendre is [Re: Magenta]
#22255626 - 09/18/15 10:40 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm going to play with my bird later.
I love getting tossed salads.
Look how big this cock I'm holding is.
That guy is definitely the chink in the armor on their team.
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Re: In this thread post all your brilliant examples of what a double entendre is [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
#22255640 - 09/18/15 10:43 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Republicans turned off by size of Obama's package
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Re: In this thread post all your brilliant examples of what a double entendre is [Re: Magenta]
#22255649 - 09/18/15 10:45 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: In this thread post all your brilliant examples of what a double entendre is [Re: Ezuma]
#22255683 - 09/18/15 10:51 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ezuma said: Republicans turned off by size of Obama's package
Not bad
Not bad
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Re: In this thread post all your brilliant examples of what a double entendre is [Re: imachavel]
#22255699 - 09/18/15 10:54 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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My car is currently jacked up.
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Re: In this thread post all your brilliant examples of what a double entendre is [Re: Magenta] 4
#22255710 - 09/18/15 10:57 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you're going on vacation, Trent, let me come over and pack your shit.
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Re: In this thread post all your brilliant examples of what a double entendre is [Re: Burke Dennings]
#22255734 - 09/18/15 11:04 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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When you take your friend out for a drink at a bar, be a gentleman and push his stool in.
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Re: In this thread post all your brilliant examples of what a double entendre is [Re: Burke Dennings] 4
#22256788 - 09/18/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'd like to double Treant's entendre.
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Re: In this thread post all your brilliant examples of what a double entendre is [Re: imachavel]
#22256939 - 09/18/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Jesus, why is my entendre based on Java?
I'd import it, but the package is huge.
Edited to add: Oooh ooh!
If you want that command to work, you're going to have to pipe it in.
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Re: In this thread post all your brilliant examples of what a double entendre is [Re: dionysiandame]
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Re: In this thread post all your brilliant examples of what a double entendre is [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
#22257389 - 09/18/15 06:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
SirShroomsAlott said: I got a handjob from a miner once at a county fair, not a minor, a miner, a grown man that works in a mine with dirty hands jacked me off at a country fair. stolen from louis ck, works better spoken since they're spelled differently but pronounced the same not sure if this counts though lol
There was another one by Bo Burnham where he pretended to jerk off to a song for a comedy bit, and ended it with "That was jerking off in A-Minor.....the key, not the felony"
A-minor jokes? Bo burnham is such a shitty fucking hack
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Re: In this thread post all your brilliant examples of what a double entendre is [Re: propensity]
#22257441 - 09/18/15 06:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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the end of the shaft trickled with the milky drip of leftovers and the animal was now fully divested of it's inner substance.
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Re: In this thread post all your brilliant examples of what a double entendre is [Re: propensity]
#22257470 - 09/18/15 06:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
propensity said:
Quote:
SirShroomsAlott said: I got a handjob from a miner once at a county fair, not a minor, a miner, a grown man that works in a mine with dirty hands jacked me off at a country fair. stolen from louis ck, works better spoken since they're spelled differently but pronounced the same not sure if this counts though lol
There was another one by Bo Burnham where he pretended to jerk off to a song for a comedy bit, and ended it with "That was jerking off in A-Minor.....the key, not the felony"
A-minor jokes? Bo burnham is such a shitty fucking hack
bruh, when spoken it sounds better, why you mean about it 
His comedy is different from most, but it's still comedy or if you don't wish to call it such, it's still entertainment for people, I can't be hating on something that works, na mean?
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Re: In this thread post all your brilliant examples of what a double entendre is [Re: Magenta]
#22257471 - 09/18/15 06:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: In this thread post all your brilliant examples of what a double entendre is [Re: Burke Dennings]
#22258933 - 09/19/15 03:49 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Burke Dennings said: If you're going on vacation, Trent, let me come over and pack your shit.
That example is invalid, Treant never goes on vacation. He offers his canal daily.
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Re: In this thread post all your brilliant examples of what a double entendre is [Re: Magenta]
#22259208 - 09/19/15 07:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I like bald pussy.
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