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basqueshaman
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I wanna fuck a female midgit
#22253178 - 09/17/15 08:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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How the fuck am I supposed to find one?/anyone have some advice on this subject?
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Mescalean
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Re: I wanna fuck a female midgit [Re: basqueshaman]
#22253182 - 09/17/15 08:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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gaaaawwwwd think about how big ur cock would look in their hands
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Re: I wanna fuck a female midgit [Re: basqueshaman]
#22253188 - 09/17/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't recommend it. You'll hit rock bottom.
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Mescalean
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Re: I wanna fuck a female midgit [Re: Detached]
#22253232 - 09/17/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Detached said: I don't recommend it. You'll hit rock bottom.
Rock bottom is animals and kiddy porn. Midgets are fair game man
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Re: I wanna fuck a female midgit [Re: Mescalean]
#22253246 - 09/17/15 08:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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That's what everyone always says.
Until they try it
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basqueshaman
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OK none of this helps me accomplish my goal. I need to fuck a midget chick.
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Re: I wanna fuck a female midgit [Re: basqueshaman] 1
#22253261 - 09/17/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Go to the circus or a carnival.
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4 real
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One day I'll find that girl who is over 18 and fits in all over head compartments. Carnivals and circuses don't have sideshows
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Re: I wanna fuck a female midgit [Re: basqueshaman] 1
#22253296 - 09/17/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: I wanna fuck a female midgit [Re: Mescalean]
#22253326 - 09/17/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Mescalean said:
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Detached said: I don't recommend it. You'll hit rock bottom.
Rock bottom is animals and kiddy porn. Midgets are fair game man
I meant like bottom out. Unless your dick is less than 5 inches then you should be good to go
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Re: I wanna fuck a female midgit [Re: Detached]
#22253346 - 09/17/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Detached said:
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Mescalean said:
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Detached said: I don't recommend it. You'll hit rock bottom.
Rock bottom is animals and kiddy porn. Midgets are fair game man
I meant like bottom out. Unless your dick is less than 5 inches then you should be good to go 
is midget pussy really more shallow? someone needs to test this and get back to us.
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Re: I wanna fuck a female midgit [Re: basqueshaman]
#22253382 - 09/17/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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You gotta keep us updated with your quest!
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Re: I wanna fuck a female midgit [Re: OhMrJohnson] 4
#22253398 - 09/17/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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vegas
you can get midget hookers all day and night.
shit you could have 3 at once if you wanted.
or 5,
2 to fist and lick your asshole, 2 to lie on top of the other as you stick your dick in a midget pussy sandwich
and one to sit on your face, while you grab midget tits
and do this every day, switching which midget is where, getting every position in the book done, for 5 days
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Re: I wanna fuck a female midgit [Re: basqueshaman]
#22253430 - 09/17/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Great topic, OP.
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Re: I wanna fuck a female midgit [Re: Salomon]
#22253456 - 09/17/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Salomon said: vegas
you can get midget hookers all day and night.
shit you could have 3 at once if you wanted.
or 5,
2 to fist and lick your asshole, 2 to lie on top of the other as you stick your dick in a midget pussy sandwich
and one to sit on your face, while you grab midget tits
and do this every day, switching which midget is where, getting every position in the book done, for 5 days

I like the way you think but in all honesty I'm the kinda guy who really prefures to focus on one at a time just being honest. I may end up checking Vegas in maybe 10-15 years but I'd rather just see what I can get with out it being a business transaction, that takes a lot out of the fun.
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Re: I wanna fuck a female midgit [Re: basqueshaman]
#22253468 - 09/17/15 09:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Meh id try it. I tucked a 4"11 chick. Not a midget but pretty short. Good shit.
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Re: I wanna fuck a female midgit [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#22253475 - 09/17/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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holy fuck the url on that image is like a page.
anyway, check those tits op
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Re: I wanna fuck a female midgit [Re: Enjoywho]
#22253477 - 09/17/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: Meh id try it. I tucked a 4"11 chick. Not a midget but pretty short. Good shit.
legally a midget
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Re: I wanna fuck a female midgit [Re: wigglewak]
#22253528 - 09/17/15 09:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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The Moose said:
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Enjoywho said: Meh id try it. I tucked a 4"11 chick. Not a midget but pretty short. Good shit.
legally a midget
I definitely wouldn't turn down any cutie under 5' tall I guess it's just my preference I have been with girls taller than me. I'm 5'10.
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Mescalean said:
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Detached said: I don't recommend it. You'll hit rock bottom.
Rock bottom is animals and kiddy porn. Midgets are fair game man
I meant like bottom out. Unless your dick is less than 5 inches then you should be good to go 
is midget pussy really more shallow? someone needs to test this and get back to us.
I honestly don't know but depending on the various types of reasons maybe a primordial dwarf for example but I don't think I would really ever meet one of those anyways not that I would know what to do if I did ( if you know anything about dwarfs you understand). Quote:
wigglewak said: You gotta keep us updated with your quest!
I will but I'm sure it will be boring as shit for a long time, pretty much bump on progress made as of yet.
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