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OfflineThe Moose
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I live in an apartment * 1
    #22251764 - 09/17/15 03:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Somebody is playing a trumpet.

WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THE TRUMPET? YOU SUCK.:crankey:


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OfflinePsilosoulful

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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: The Moose]
    #22251775 - 09/17/15 03:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That's a noise violation, tell your landlord and have him kicked out! :hehehe:


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OfflineThe Moose
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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: Psilosoulful]
    #22251781 - 09/17/15 03:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It's not after like 10 or some shit is "quiet time"

WHO PLAYS FUCKING TRUMPET? GODDAMMIT.


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: The Moose] * 1
    #22251790 - 09/17/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

you need to buy a van and live in it!:thumbup:


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: The Moose]
    #22251791 - 09/17/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 4
    #22251794 - 09/17/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Cowb0yNeal00 said:
you need to buy a van and live in it!:thumbup:



Down by the river


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22251797 - 09/17/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Quote:

Cowb0yNeal00 said:
you need to buy a van and live in it!:thumbup:



Down by the river



or a hotel parking lot


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #22251800 - 09/17/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Hit the ceiling with a broom handle. That was my go to method for shutting the neighbors up


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #22251812 - 09/17/15 03:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

get some 12s w/ decent ampage, set it up nice and loud in yoo living room...trumpet guy turnt up?

Bump his pictures off the wall!

:grin:


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #22251822 - 09/17/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Lophosaurus said:
Hit the ceiling with a broom handle. That was my go to method for shutting the neighbors up



:awesomenod:


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: hTx] * 3
    #22251823 - 09/17/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If you can't beat em, join em. Start a brass band.


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: The Moose]
    #22251827 - 09/17/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You should invite your friends over and have a rave in your appartment


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22251832 - 09/17/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Hell yeah!! :dj:


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: The Moose]
    #22251837 - 09/17/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

The Moose said:
Somebody is playing a trumpet.

WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THE TRUMPET? YOU SUCK.:crankey:




Buy something annoying and play it. Like the didgeridoo or bagpipes.


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: The Moose] * 3
    #22251847 - 09/17/15 03:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Start masturbating very loudly.


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: nicechrisman] * 2
    #22251860 - 09/17/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Fap away to pornhub or xvideos and blast the volume :whacker:


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: hTx]
    #22251898 - 09/17/15 03:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I used to live in an apartment and my downstairs asian neighbor had a karioke machine. He loved to sing loud korean pop songs. I however had two tower speakers with two twelve inch subs, an eight, and a tweet each. I would lay them on the ground above his living room face down, throw all the pillows and blankets on them, and play dubstep at full volume. I doubt he could hear himself sing on top of that.


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: twoseeeye] * 1
    #22251924 - 09/17/15 04:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I LIKE TRUMPET!


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: Shiithead]
    #22251941 - 09/17/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Shiithead said:
Quote:

The Moose said:
Somebody is playing a trumpet.

WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THE TRUMPET? YOU SUCK.:crankey:




Buy something annoying and play it. Like the didgeridoo or bagpipes.




haha  have a broken didgeridoo its split but i can make the noise still if i hold the mouth end tightly which i haven't done in some time, though i cant circular breathe ...

trumpet aint so bad but there's no easing into it like my neighbours guitar playing or what ever, its boom trumpet noise right from the go so i can imagine how it might be annoying or catch you off guard


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: The Moose]
    #22251952 - 09/17/15 04:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I would be pissed, i live in 175 sq foot studios apartment and wake up at 4 AM for work.  No way to avoid noise where i live.


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: JonBongGroovy]
    #22252031 - 09/17/15 04:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I just bought a house next to a couple who have lived there 42 years. They are going to be pissed once I setup my drums :lol:

Oh and I have small kids and smoke weed outside which I'm sure they have smelled.

The wife is really nice but apparently the husband is a grumpy old man. Had a 3 year feud with the previous owners over a fence he never paid for. He said it was on his property line but refused to get a survey.

I bet they will move within the year


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #22252167 - 09/17/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Start masturbating very loudly.




best advice in the thread.


he knows.



he speaks from experience.


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22252336 - 09/17/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It's the only way I masturbate. I like to loudly vocalize all the thoughts that go through my head.


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #22252428 - 09/17/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

"oh yeah, you're a dirty little cactus aren't you. . ."


"yeah grow those spines . . "


"tell me when you're gonna pup!"


AAAAHHHHHH i'M FLOWERIIINNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!
:sploosh:


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: The Moose]
    #22252514 - 09/17/15 06:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Go on over and make a new friend aye?


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
    #22252570 - 09/17/15 06:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Or when you go to work turn on an episode of my little pony crank it all the way up amd put it on repeat so it never stops o did that with one of my neighbors she actually came to me and apologize btw i worked nights she worked days so she didnt sleep at all best revenge ive done as far as i remember


Edited by thatdudefrmky (09/17/15 06:27 PM)


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: thatdudefrmky]
    #22252577 - 09/17/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Should have a practice mute. Buy him one if not.


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OfflineThe Moose
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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #22253263 - 09/17/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Cowb0yNeal00 said:
Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Quote:

Cowb0yNeal00 said:
you need to buy a van and live in it!:thumbup:



Down by the river



or a hotel parking lot





Wal-Mart normally lets you live in their parking lots if you ask management. There is probably 5-6 RV's outside the one in my town right now


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: The Moose]
    #22253285 - 09/17/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Play a trumpet tune on your speakers twice as loud as he's currently playing.


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OfflineThe Moose
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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: Quit The Cult]
    #22253300 - 09/17/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I

a) do not have a large speaker (I have my laptop, maybe the TV will do)

b) No noise right now...... Keepin my ears peeled tho


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: LeningradCowboy]
    #22253891 - 09/17/15 10:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

LeningradCowboy said:
I LIKE TRUMPET!




Me too. If I ever learn the first song I want to learn is Funky President by James Brown


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: my3rdeye]
    #22256778 - 09/18/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck trumpet.


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: The Moose]
    #22256853 - 09/18/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:whathesaid:


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