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InvisibleJohnnieYen
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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: JonBongGroovy]
    #22252031 - 09/17/15 04:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I just bought a house next to a couple who have lived there 42 years. They are going to be pissed once I setup my drums :lol:

Oh and I have small kids and smoke weed outside which I'm sure they have smelled.

The wife is really nice but apparently the husband is a grumpy old man. Had a 3 year feud with the previous owners over a fence he never paid for. He said it was on his property line but refused to get a survey.

I bet they will move within the year


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Registered: 06/13/11
Posts: 11,642
Loc: Gnarnia
Re: I live in an apartment [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #22252167 - 09/17/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Start masturbating very loudly.




best advice in the thread.


he knows.



he speaks from experience.


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Offlinenicechrisman
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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22252336 - 09/17/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It's the only way I masturbate. I like to loudly vocalize all the thoughts that go through my head.


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #22252428 - 09/17/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

"oh yeah, you're a dirty little cactus aren't you. . ."


"yeah grow those spines . . "


"tell me when you're gonna pup!"


AAAAHHHHHH i'M FLOWERIIINNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!
:sploosh:


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OfflineDr.Wongburger
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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: The Moose]
    #22252514 - 09/17/15 06:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Go on over and make a new friend aye?


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Offlinethatdudefrmky
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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
    #22252570 - 09/17/15 06:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Or when you go to work turn on an episode of my little pony crank it all the way up amd put it on repeat so it never stops o did that with one of my neighbors she actually came to me and apologize btw i worked nights she worked days so she didnt sleep at all best revenge ive done as far as i remember


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: thatdudefrmky]
    #22252577 - 09/17/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Should have a practice mute. Buy him one if not.


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OfflineThe Moose
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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #22253263 - 09/17/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Cowb0yNeal00 said:
Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Quote:

Cowb0yNeal00 said:
you need to buy a van and live in it!:thumbup:



Down by the river



or a hotel parking lot





Wal-Mart normally lets you live in their parking lots if you ask management. There is probably 5-6 RV's outside the one in my town right now


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: The Moose]
    #22253285 - 09/17/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Play a trumpet tune on your speakers twice as loud as he's currently playing.


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OfflineThe Moose
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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: Quit The Cult]
    #22253300 - 09/17/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I

a) do not have a large speaker (I have my laptop, maybe the TV will do)

b) No noise right now...... Keepin my ears peeled tho


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Offlinemy3rdeye
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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: LeningradCowboy]
    #22253891 - 09/17/15 10:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

LeningradCowboy said:
I LIKE TRUMPET!




Me too. If I ever learn the first song I want to learn is Funky President by James Brown


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OfflineThe Moose
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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: my3rdeye]
    #22256778 - 09/18/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck trumpet.


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Re: I live in an apartment [Re: The Moose]
    #22256853 - 09/18/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:whathesaid:


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