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If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why?
    #22250001 - 09/17/15 08:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why?


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: Asante] * 2
    #22250013 - 09/17/15 08:56 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: Sun King]
    #22250024 - 09/17/15 09:00 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: Asante]
    #22250039 - 09/17/15 09:06 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Sheekle just cuz lol

I think that would be the funniest prank if noone told him we were voting for him and then someone just knocks on his door and tells him he runs the country now


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: blackhawk] * 3
    #22250057 - 09/17/15 09:13 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Sheekle would be a WAY better candidate in my view than Trump.

Trump is just about the Antichrist as I see it. Trump is so incredibly good at selfishness that it literally got him billions. If he got elected he'd rig the nation and beyond full of boobytraps that would result in him getting richer and more powerful for many years to come.

Sheekle is quite social, he wants everybody to have a good time. I'd rather see Sheekle and a small army of advisers be president than Trump.

I wouldnt even vote for Trump as a troll vote because I don't want the worst possible outcome. I'd vote Hillary for shitz n giggles.


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: Asante]
    #22250067 - 09/17/15 09:16 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I support Sheekle for pres. There will be LSD and trampolines for everyone and the whole US will be turned into a non stop music festival. Also cops won't be able to jack people for their tie dyes they are selling.


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: Asante]
    #22250075 - 09/17/15 09:18 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Sheekle would be a WAY better candidate in my view than Trump.






trump is the only troll running for office



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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: Asante]
    #22250078 - 09/17/15 09:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Trump is just about the Antichrist as I see it. Trump is so incredibly good at selfishness that it literally got him billions. If he got elected he'd rig the nation and beyond full of boobytraps that would result in him getting richer and more powerful for many years to come.






are you still a huge supporter of obama?


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22250079 - 09/17/15 09:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I think he'd use being the President of the United States as a stepping stone towards becoming a Trillionaire.


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: Asante]
    #22250080 - 09/17/15 09:20 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The only thing that troubles me about a Sheekle presidency is his stance on boobs.


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: Asante]
    #22250083 - 09/17/15 09:21 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I think he'd use being the President of the United States as a stepping stone towards becoming a Trillionaire.





are you still a huge supporter of Obama?


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22250088 - 09/17/15 09:22 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

U know that's not true. They all troll for money to buy votes


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22250092 - 09/17/15 09:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Trump is just about the Antichrist as I see it. Trump is so incredibly good at selfishness that it literally got him billions. If he got elected he'd rig the nation and beyond full of boobytraps that would result in him getting richer and more powerful for many years to come.






are you still a huge supporter of obama?





I don't know if you noticed but for most of Obama's presidency I have been opposed to him, starting early in his first term. I even had a link in my old sig to a vid that outlined why Obama would likely only worsen things.

I'm amazed at his ability for damage control. I expected the country to fall during his presidency.

Maybe the next one though. Bush left a huge mess, Obama will leave an epic mess his successor will have nothing good to work with. Call it doomthink but the US is GOING DOWN, all a president can do now is buy time. It has to get worse before it will get better.


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: Asante]
    #22250096 - 09/17/15 09:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Bernie Sanders tho


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: Asante]
    #22250122 - 09/17/15 09:35 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

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Asante said:
Trump is just about the Antichrist as I see it. Trump is so incredibly good at selfishness that it literally got him billions. If he got elected he'd rig the nation and beyond full of boobytraps that would result in him getting richer and more powerful for many years to come.






are you still a huge supporter of obama?





I don't know if you noticed but for most of Obama's presidency I have been opposed to him, starting early in his first term. I even had a link in my old sig to a vid that outlined why Obama would likely only worsen things.

I'm amazed at his ability for damage control. I expected the country to fall during his presidency.




the 'damage control' has always been there for him, provided by the media

now think about it, you strongly supported obama and claimed that any
conservative is the devil, you're still claiming such. it's clear
that the nation should vote for trump simply because he's the devil,
clearly the devil gets shit done

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Maybe the next one though. Bush left a huge mess, Obama will leave an epic mess his successor will have nothing good to work with. Call it doomthink but the US is GOING DOWN, all a president can do now is buy time. It has to get worse before it will get better.





clinton left a mess for bush, the other bush left a mess for clinton, reagan left
a mess for bush, carter left a mess for reagan... should I continue? every
president left a mess for the next, in reality, each president makes their own
and as we've seen with obama and his supporters, they're fast t blame bush for
all of obama's messes as well. Iraq and Afghanistan, those arent actually bush's
wars, Afghanistan falls on Clinton and Iraq falls on Daddy Bush and Clinton


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22250126 - 09/17/15 09:37 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Bernie Sanders tho





jesus fucking christ no


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22250130 - 09/17/15 09:37 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:sorry:


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: Asante]
    #22250318 - 09/17/15 10:00 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why?



Joseph Kony or Vermin Supreme.


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: lowbrow]
    #22250331 - 09/17/15 10:03 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Or Deez Nuts


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #22250337 - 09/17/15 10:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Bernie Sanders tho





jesus fucking christ no



I think you spelt "Hell yes" wrong :lol:


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: Achillita]
    #22250344 - 09/17/15 10:06 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Dippin your foreign toed opinion into our election I see...


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: lowbrow]
    #22250353 - 09/17/15 10:07 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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you strongly supported obama




No, I did not. Not every leftwinger is a liberal or pro-obama.

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claimed that any
conservative is the devil, you're still claiming such.




I haven't, where do you get this from?

I have conservative friends and way back I would have voted for Ron Paul, not Barack Obama.

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clearly the devil gets shit done




You don't want the devil to do its thing. Little progress is preferable over a great stride backward.


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: lowbrow]
    #22250386 - 09/17/15 10:14 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why?



Joseph Kony or Vermin Supreme.





that kony fella had a pretty good showing in 2012 on social media


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #22250393 - 09/17/15 10:16 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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You don't want the devil to do its thing. Little progress is preferable over a great stride backward.





you kept saying that about obama, will you ever learn that progressive doesnt mean
progress and the ones you claim as the devil are frequently the better choice


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22250399 - 09/17/15 10:17 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

trump 2k16


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22250414 - 09/17/15 10:21 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Asante said:
You don't want the devil to do its thing. Little progress is preferable over a great stride backward.





you kept saying that about obama, will you ever learn that progressive doesnt mean
progress and the ones you claim as the devil are frequently the better choice


this year the theme is to vote as asante does not



This year?


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22250441 - 09/17/15 10:28 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Or Deez Nuts




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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: Angus McAxeHandle]
    #22250455 - 09/17/15 10:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If it's Trump I'm writing in Cthulhu.


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22250487 - 09/17/15 10:37 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If its Trump, I'm abandoning ship.


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22250494 - 09/17/15 10:40 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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If it's Trump I'm writing in Cthulhu.



Why vote for a lesser evil?


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22251835 - 09/17/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm not sure Cthulhu is the lesser evil

In case you haven't noticed I really hate Trump.  And Hillary is a heinous turd


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22251890 - 09/17/15 03:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah Cthulhu is just misunderstood. Azathoth though, that guys a real prick.


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: Angus McAxeHandle]
    #22251899 - 09/17/15 03:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The worst.  I guarantee Cthulhu would take care of the illegal immigration problem far better than Trump ever could.


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22251918 - 09/17/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Hmmm...I dont know Zappa. Arn't Chtulhu and all his ilk immigrants from the stygian gulfs between the stars? I fear his policy might flicker with eldritch light.


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: Angus McAxeHandle]
    #22251990 - 09/17/15 04:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That is unfortunate.  Although he meets the age requirement he isn't a natural born citizen.  Fuck.  I'm gonna have to write myself in and serve as his proxy.


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: Asante]
    #22252033 - 09/17/15 04:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It's a toss up between Matthew McConaughey, and Snoop Dogg. :shrug:


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Re: If you wanted to cast a TROLL VOTE in the US elections, which candidate would you pick and why? [Re: 1234go]
    #22252038 - 09/17/15 04:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Write in zappaisgod.


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