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makaveli8x8
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Raging Zombie Boners
#22246733 - 09/16/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ok so if your a guy im curious if this happens much to you. Somewhere along the line this started happening to me, where I go to bed, and then I fall asleep, but then I wake up at some point and toss and turn cuss I have a raging zombie boner that WON"T FUCKING DIE and it HURTS MY PEE PEE!
and im not even having sexy dreams or anything, its just these dumb bones from nowhere
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get a vibrating flesh lite, plug it into the wall, insert boner, go to sleep.
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Re: Raging Zombie Boners [Re: Salomon]
#22246792 - 09/16/15 04:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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How old are you? Might be prostate cancer. Need someone to check?
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makaveli8x8
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Re: Raging Zombie Boners [Re: HelpHub]
#22246801 - 09/16/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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yes
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koods
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Take pics so we know what you are talking about
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makaveli8x8
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Re: Raging Zombie Boners [Re: koods]
#22246881 - 09/16/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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that's like putting my fingerprint online, my biometric data is valueable, you'll have to pony up some of that supporter account cash first
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It's called morning wood and if you're sleeping next to someone...That can be a good thing.
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makaveli8x8
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yah except its not anywhere close to morning, sometimes it happens like a few hours after I fall asleep, sometimes it even happens while im trying to go to sleep
I almost wonder if I have a tiny hole in one of my ballons and its leaking causing pain and that's cause the premature erection
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HelpHub
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I'm grabbing my box of latex gloves and rushing right over. Make sure to leave your door unlocked!
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makaveli8x8
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Re: Raging Zombie Boners [Re: HelpHub]
#22246975 - 09/16/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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This happened today before when i was takin a nap n my friend was over n i almost walked outta my room with a huge hardon :fadcepalm:
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koods
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Quote:
makaveli8x8 said: yah except its not anywhere close to morning, sometimes it happens like a few hours after I fall asleep, sometimes it even happens while im trying to go to sleep
I almost wonder if I have a tiny hole in one of my ballons and its leaking causing pain and that's cause the premature erection
Tiny holes in balloons? Wtf are you talking about
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Re: Raging Zombie Boners [Re: koods]
#22247081 - 09/16/15 05:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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the ballons in your pee pee that air it up, we each get 2 or so im told. so my theory is there's a micro hole somewhere leaking out blood causing pain and zombie erections
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Salomon
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strictly medical terminology in this thread
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Do you even fap bro?
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