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Raging Zombie Boners
    #22246733 - 09/16/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Ok so if your a guy im curious if this happens much to you.  Somewhere along the line this started happening to me, where I go to bed, and then I fall asleep, but then I wake up at some point and toss and turn cuss I have a raging zombie boner that WON"T FUCKING DIE and it HURTS MY PEE PEE!

and im not even having sexy dreams or anything, its just these dumb bones from nowhere:tinfoil:


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Re: Raging Zombie Boners [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22246757 - 09/16/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

get a vibrating flesh lite, plug it into the wall, insert boner, go to sleep.


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Re: Raging Zombie Boners [Re: Salomon]
    #22246792 - 09/16/15 04:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

How old are you?  Might be prostate cancer.  Need someone to check?


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Re: Raging Zombie Boners [Re: HelpHub]
    #22246801 - 09/16/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

yes


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Re: Raging Zombie Boners [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22246871 - 09/16/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Take pics so we know what you are talking about


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Re: Raging Zombie Boners [Re: koods]
    #22246881 - 09/16/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

that's like putting my fingerprint online, my biometric data is valueable, you'll have to pony up some of that supporter account cash first


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Re: Raging Zombie Boners [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22246906 - 09/16/15 04:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It's called morning wood and if you're sleeping next to someone...That can be a good thing.


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Re: Raging Zombie Boners [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #22246928 - 09/16/15 04:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

yah except its not anywhere close to morning, sometimes it happens like a few hours after I fall asleep, sometimes it even happens while im trying to go to sleep

I almost wonder if I have a tiny hole in one of my ballons and its leaking causing pain and that's cause the premature erection


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Re: Raging Zombie Boners [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #22246937 - 09/16/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm grabbing my box of latex gloves and rushing right over.  Make sure to leave your door unlocked!


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Re: Raging Zombie Boners [Re: HelpHub]
    #22246975 - 09/16/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

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Re: Raging Zombie Boners [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22247044 - 09/16/15 05:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

This happened today before when i was takin a nap n my friend was over n i almost walked outta my room with a huge hardon :fadcepalm:


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Re: Raging Zombie Boners [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22247078 - 09/16/15 05:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

makaveli8x8 said:
yah except its not anywhere close to morning, sometimes it happens like a few hours after I fall asleep, sometimes it even happens while im trying to go to sleep

I almost wonder if I have a tiny hole in one of my ballons and its leaking causing pain and that's cause the premature erection




Tiny holes in balloons? Wtf are you talking about


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Re: Raging Zombie Boners [Re: koods]
    #22247081 - 09/16/15 05:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

the ballons in your pee pee that air it up, we each get 2 or so im told.  so my theory is there's a micro hole somewhere leaking out blood causing pain and zombie erections


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Re: Raging Zombie Boners [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22247135 - 09/16/15 05:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

strictly medical terminology in this thread


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Re: Raging Zombie Boners [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22247162 - 09/16/15 05:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Do you even fap bro?


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