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#22245319 - 09/16/15 10:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Anyone else hate dogs? I used to enjoy them as a kid but as I have matured, I suddenly realize how much dogs suck. I can't stand them anymore. Maybe it's the fact I have almost been attacked multiple times, or maybe it's the way people like to pretend they are worthy of being treated like humans or their own children, but honestly I can't stand dogs anymore
They are expensive as fuck
They won't leave you alone
You have to walk them and then carry a nice hot bag of dog shit around.....nice look right?
You can't go away on a trip without needing to find a dog sitter
When you walk them you pass other dogs and they all start barking and trying to charge them while you akwardly try to hold them back and everyone just fake laughs and says shit like "O don't worry he's really nice!:
There are far too many and in other parts of the world they are all over the streets carrying serious diseases.
You wake up to get your coffee and depending on the living situation their might be a giant pile of shit or piss on the floor if they couldnt hold it.
Deposits to rent a place are higher assuming you CAN find a place to rent.
People register their fucking pug as a service dog to bring into buildings, despite being perfectly able bodied adults
Fuck man, I just hate dogs. Unless you live on a farm there is zero logic behind them
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
#22245327 - 09/16/15 10:54 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Lol, kid you make me laugh.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
#22245329 - 09/16/15 10:55 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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i dont HATE them, but i get what your saying. I will never buy one myself. The 3 dogs that are living with me now just shit and pee everywhere. Kind of a waste of time IMO.
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Cowb0yNeal00 said: i dont HATE them, but i get what your saying. I will never buy one myself. The 3 dogs that are living with me now just shit and pee everywhere. Kind of a waste of time IMO. 
Neglect, if you train them, walk them, and feed them properly they dont.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Dionili]
#22245359 - 09/16/15 11:02 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Cowb0yNeal00 said: i dont HATE them, but i get what your saying. I will never buy one myself. The 3 dogs that are living with me now just shit and pee everywhere. Kind of a waste of time IMO. 
Neglect, if you train them, walk them, and feed them properly they dont.
one of the dogs is blind and over weight and likes to shit at night
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
#22245365 - 09/16/15 11:03 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah my dog knows a few tricks, he doesn't jump on ppl and he shits in one spot in he yard. Damn good dog. Not even a year old yellow lab. I spend at least an hour with him a day. Positive reinforcement is HUGE for making a good dog.
And you gotta be the master. I don't beat my dog but Ive had to whup up on him a few times when I caught him doing bad stuff.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
#22245408 - 09/16/15 11:09 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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And my dog hunts pheasant doves grouse and partridge for me and with me.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
#22245424 - 09/16/15 11:11 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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impatientguy said: And my dog hunts pheasant doves grouse and partridge for me and with me.
See, this makes sense, keeping a dog simply for the fuck of it.... does not
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
#22245436 - 09/16/15 11:13 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah I get ya.haha But I've bonded with him to much even if he didn't hunt I would keep him happily
He's super cute. Not full grown yet. Taller than his dad though.
Edit:but I'm 18 and single haha so you know I've got loads of time on my hands ouside of work
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
#22245448 - 09/16/15 11:16 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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impatientguy said: And my dog hunts pheasant doves grouse and partridge for me and with me.
See, this makes sense, keeping a dog simply for the fuck of it.... does not
Spoken like someone who cannot take care of himself on his own. i have learned that there are some people who are either entirely selfish or just incapable of caring for something living I value a dogs more then i value a human, dogs dont kill for sport
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Dionili]
#22245459 - 09/16/15 11:18 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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impatientguy said: And my dog hunts pheasant doves grouse and partridge for me and with me.
See, this makes sense, keeping a dog simply for the fuck of it.... does not
Spoken like someone who cannot take care of himself on his own. i have learned that there are some people who are either entirely selfish or just incapable of caring for something living I value a dogs more then i value a human, dogs dont kill for sport
And that is what sickens me most when you would actually elevate a fucking animal over your human bretheren. Boo hoo, humans are shit, fight wars and act like scrubs. That's no reason to pretend like the value of a dog's life is supirior to a humans life. It's a joke good sir, a JOKE
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
#22245472 - 09/16/15 11:20 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Man I used to hate dogs, stepping in their crap all the time and what-not. How that has changed, my life really has gone to the dogs. Most pet breeds are largely useless and annoying. But something about the natural power of huskies and certain other kinds of mutts really just blows me away. Check this out http://halfpastdone.com/2013/10/23/the-secrets-of-sled-dogs/ Their VO2max is more than double that of an athletes, even Lance Armstrong.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
#22245489 - 09/16/15 11:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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impatientguy said: And my dog hunts pheasant doves grouse and partridge for me and with me.
See, this makes sense, keeping a dog simply for the fuck of it.... does not
Spoken like someone who cannot take care of himself on his own. i have learned that there are some people who are either entirely selfish or just incapable of caring for something living I value a dogs more then i value a human, dogs dont kill for sport
And that is what sickens me most when you would actually elevate a fucking animal over your human bretheren. Boo hoo, humans are shit, fight wars and act like scrubs. That's no reason to pretend like the value of a dog's life is supirior to a humans life. It's a joke good sir, a JOKE 
Why would i bother saving your life over the life of an innocent that devotes their entire existence to you, would i save someone that would only save him self? fuck no, i'd feed ya to my dogs buddy.
dest, your right, some breeds hould have never been created. alot of those teacup and super mini breeds, they live shortt fucked up lives with shit tons of health issues
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Dionili]
#22245497 - 09/16/15 11:27 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Don't confuse with dependence on your hand outs for actual loyalty.
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#22245641 - 09/16/15 11:56 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't trust anyone who says they hate dogs.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
#22245646 - 09/16/15 11:57 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Almond Flour said: Don't confuse with dependence on your hand outs for actual loyalty.
My dog does what I say and I feed him in return We couldn't help but bond in that time. My dog is very partial towards me.
Just to further the thread!!
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
#22245660 - 09/16/15 11:58 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Like if I had a bowl of food and a stranger had a bowl of food my dog would choose me over the stranger
So there is some level of loyalty.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
#22245664 - 09/16/15 11:59 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't hate them, but I don't like them either. I would never get a dog.
1) Too needy 2) they are not soft 3) They stink 4) It's like having a 3 year old kid for 20 years. 5) I prefer cats. (But don't tell anyone, it's a secret)
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Dionili]
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Cowb0yNeal00 said: i dont HATE them, but i get what your saying. I will never buy one myself. The 3 dogs that are living with me now just shit and pee everywhere. Kind of a waste of time IMO. 
Neglect, if you train them, walk them, and feed them properly they dont.
it's all fucking annoying. yapping and barking and you have to restrain them constantly, they are more work than a kid.
but i still love them though, and dogs love the fuck outta me. sit by me and they're head gets pat all day.
i'd never want to take care of one though.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
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impatientguy said: Like if I had a bowl of food and a stranger had a bowl of food my dog would choose me over the stranger
So there is some level of loyalty.
That's familiarity and pack instincts with you as the master....nothing more
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
#22245671 - 09/16/15 12:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I love my dog for deterring people like this away from me.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: wigglewak]
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wigglewak said: I love my dog for deterring people like this away from me.
Fair enough
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
#22245687 - 09/16/15 12:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I will go as far as to say there are some breeds I don't like compared to others. But that's mainly the fault of the owners thinking their tiny dog is so cute that they are void of being disciplined and the result is a little shit who barks and bites and destroys everything... however there are wayyyy more people I find annoying than dogs so
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Golden Retriever is literally a man's best friend.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: wigglewak]
#22245692 - 09/16/15 12:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Almond Flour said: Don't confuse with dependence on your hand outs for actual loyalty.
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Lmfao, Really? my dogs would die for my and my family and they have all ready proved it. you ever see a miniature doxin get mean? Quote:
wigglewak said: I love my dog for deterring people like this away from me.
me too,
And yes, having a dog is like having a baby, they depend on you.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
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You prob jus had a bunch of shitty interactions with dogs for one reason or another
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
#22245700 - 09/16/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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impatientguy said: Like if I had a bowl of food and a stranger had a bowl of food my dog would choose me over the stranger
So there is some level of loyalty.
That's familiarity and pack instincts with you as the master....nothing more
Prove it haha
Either way I'm the master and he strives to help me any time he can so I love him.
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I have a child and have owned dogs. They are nothing alike, sorry to spoil your imagination
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
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uh, dogs are just animals guys. they aren't your ideals.
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dogs have a symbiotic relationship with humans their loyalty is deep and geniune love.
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dogs have a symbiotic relationship with humans their loyalty is deep and geniune love.
No it's not, next time you walk your dog, as soon as you step out of the house collapse as if you have a heart attack. Your supposed loyal best friend will run away so fucking fast your heart will break. Even someone who has murdered his wife would probably rush up to help you
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
#22245730 - 09/16/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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My dog wouldn't run. My dog would wait by me as I died lol they don't have hands what else are they supposed to do if you have a heart attack lol call an ambulance?
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
#22245733 - 09/16/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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What dude!? This has gotten silly.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
#22245736 - 09/16/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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are you joking my dog would like lick my face n prob bark at me if it sensed something wrong. These countless examples of dogs saving humans at their own peril
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: wigglewak]
#22245737 - 09/16/15 12:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ya now you folks are imagining shit.....that's fine, tell yourself what you wanna hear
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Give it a try, film it and post here. Grab your lesh and as soon as you open the front door step outside, drop the lesh, and feign a heart attack. Post what happens
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Lol my dog isn't a running mutt He's a good dog like I said he wouldn't do anything because he couldnt (being a dog) but he damn sure wouldn't run away
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
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How in the holy fucking shit could anyone hate dogs?
I am starting to realize that Almond Flour sucks big monkey balls on the daily.
Man's best friend. Cheesy, but dog is GOD spelled backwards. My dogs, one is a pure bred Australian Shepered, the other a Aussie/Border Collie mix. Smartest dogs I have ever known. IME dogs have a stronger intuition then people do, and in a lot of past situations they were the only reason I kept going.
Quit drugs, quit dogs...Wtf does Almond Flour know about unconditional love.
I am sorry sir but I am an animal lover and you are an ass.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
#22245768 - 09/16/15 12:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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you trained him to behave a certain way. as soon as those behaviors cease, they become mindless of your ways again.
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no im telling u its deeper than that.
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i'm saying dogs have no feelings or whatever...i'm just saying they are animals and will do what animals do. they will not unconditionally love you always just because "it's a dog". it will because you treat it well and train it well and it might love you even more than you can know but, if it had to eat your face, it have no qualms. any animal would
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: akira_akuma]
#22245809 - 09/16/15 12:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Only if I were already dead and at that point I'm just still feeding my dog
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
#22245841 - 09/16/15 12:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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that's exactly how they'd see it too.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: akira_akuma]
#22245880 - 09/16/15 12:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can't tell if your being sacastic haha
But as long as I'm dead and it's the apocalypse and he's got water but no food than I would want him to eat my face lol
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#22245889 - 09/16/15 12:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I do love cats through.
They don't bark
They are pretty mellow
They so cute things
They are super clean animals
You can give them drugs!!!! (Aka catnip)
You can serious sit on a chair relaxing with a Lazer pointer and they will go nuts
They sit calmly on your lap
You can forget about them for a day or 2 and as long as they have food and water they couldnt give a fuck less
They are independent
Purring is as soothing as a mild dose of an opiate
There are fluffy!!!!
Excelente hunters
Fuck cuts are just better
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
#22245900 - 09/16/15 12:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can kinda see what you mean for once OP
They are incredibly needy creatures, sometimes annoyingly so. But they remind me of goodhearted creatures that most humans seem to lack.
I love dogs had 2 id call my best friends But I think I'm more of a cat person anymore,
There more zen Less needy etc
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
#22245903 - 09/16/15 12:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Okay looking at it from your perspective and taking into consideration everyone elses...If I were dead I would want my dog to eat me if that is what she had to do to survive.
Okay back to real life now.
I agree and disagree. What have you done to me?
If my dogs died and I was starving to death I would obviously eat them too. Because they would want me to.
We are all animals my friend.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
#22245906 - 09/16/15 12:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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impatientguy said: I can't tell if your being sacastic haha
But as long as I'm dead and it's the apocalypse and he's got water but no food than I would want him to eat my face lol
that's why it loves you.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: cosmicg]
#22245915 - 09/16/15 12:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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cosmicg said:
If my dogs died and I was starving to death I would obviously eat them too. Because they would want me to.
We are all animals my friend.
what if it was just dying? you really think it'd let you kill it to eat it, and it wouldn't try and fend you off?
LOL
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: akira_akuma]
#22245933 - 09/16/15 12:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can guarantee food isn't the only reason my dog likes me. It's a big part of why he likes me, but you don't know my dog. I have a very special connection with mine. Not that everyone doesn't but you don't know why MY dog likes me. Let me tell you!
Countless hours bonding that's why man.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: akira_akuma]
#22245951 - 09/16/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said:
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cosmicg said:
If my dogs died and I was starving to death I would obviously eat them too. Because they would want me to.
We are all animals my friend.
what if it was just dying? you really think it'd let you kill it to eat it, and it wouldn't try and fend you off?
LOL
He never said it would sit there and accept death. He said it would want him to eat if the dog was dead already.(and could think while being dead haha)
We never said that dogs will accept death to feed us, but that if the dog was already dead then it would've wanted to be eaten to help you.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
#22245978 - 09/16/15 01:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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one of those imponderables.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
#22245990 - 09/16/15 01:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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impatientguy said: I can guarantee food isn't the only reason my dog likes me. It's a big part of why he likes me, but you don't know my dog. I have a very special connection with mine. Not that everyone doesn't but you don't know why MY dog likes me. Let me tell you!
Countless hours bonding that's why man.
i believe you there, sure. bonding is important.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: wigglewak]
#22245992 - 09/16/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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ban OP
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
#22246096 - 09/16/15 01:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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OsculateOfDemise said: I will go as far as to say there are some breeds I don't like compared to others. But that's mainly the fault of the owners thinking their tiny dog is so cute that they are void of being disciplined and the result is a little shit who barks and bites and destroys everything... however there are wayyyy more people I find annoying than dogs so 
yea bro,
there are two things i hate in life, and that's violence and little ass dogs with a napolean complex.
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Almond Flour said: I do love cats through.
They don't bark
They are pretty mellow
They so cute things
They are super clean animals
You can give them drugs!!!! (Aka catnip)
You can serious sit on a chair relaxing with a Lazer pointer and they will go nuts
They sit calmly on your lap
You can forget about them for a day or 2 and as long as they have food and water they couldnt give a fuck less
They are independent
Purring is as soothing as a mild dose of an opiate
There are fluffy!!!!
Excelente hunters
Fuck cuts are just better
They also dont give a fuck about you. Nor will they warn you when somebody tries to break into ur home.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: zZZz]
#22246110 - 09/16/15 01:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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True. Haha cats are cool but that's it.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
#22246121 - 09/16/15 01:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Almond Flour said: I do love cats through.
They don't bark
They are pretty mellow
They so cute things
They are super clean animals
You can give them drugs!!!! (Aka catnip)
You can serious sit on a chair relaxing with a Lazer pointer and they will go nuts
They sit calmly on your lap
You can forget about them for a day or 2 and as long as they have food and water they couldnt give a fuck less
They are independent
Purring is as soothing as a mild dose of an opiate
There are fluffy!!!!
Excelente hunters
Fuck cuts are just better
Amen.
They are independent animals.
I believe pets and their owners should have a similar personality. You know, chemistry. I'm the human version of what a cat would be if it was people.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Sheekle]
#22246135 - 09/16/15 01:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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akirakirakira....
Your avatar scares me as do the majority of your posts.
Are you a self-made, single mother,strong black woman lawyer by chance?
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Patlal]
#22246156 - 09/16/15 01:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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This is like the only thing I have ever agreed with you on.
I hate dogs for a few reasons.
1. I fucking hate it when I go to someone's house after they invited me over and they don't have their fucking dumbass dog chained up and freaks out on me and bites me. I can't stand that shit.
2 all they care about is food, and they are so needy.
3 I will not feel bad if I run your dumb dog over when it's trying to bite my tires as I drive by.
4cats are better.
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You'd like my dog.
They need to have stern owners is all.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
#22246589 - 09/16/15 03:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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slobbery dogs that constantly poke their nose in your crotch are the worst. or tiny dogs that keep licking the back of your legs and then retreat under a table or chair.
I had dogs for over 20 years, I think I'm a cat person now
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