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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: akira_akuma]
#22245770 - 09/16/15 12:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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no im telling u its deeper than that.
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i'm saying dogs have no feelings or whatever...i'm just saying they are animals and will do what animals do. they will not unconditionally love you always just because "it's a dog". it will because you treat it well and train it well and it might love you even more than you can know but, if it had to eat your face, it have no qualms. any animal would
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: akira_akuma]
#22245809 - 09/16/15 12:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: but, if it had to eat your face, it have no qualms. any animal would
Only if I were already dead and at that point I'm just still feeding my dog
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
#22245841 - 09/16/15 12:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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that's exactly how they'd see it too.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: akira_akuma]
#22245880 - 09/16/15 12:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can't tell if your being sacastic haha
But as long as I'm dead and it's the apocalypse and he's got water but no food than I would want him to eat my face lol
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: akira_akuma] 1
#22245889 - 09/16/15 12:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I do love cats through.
They don't bark
They are pretty mellow
They so cute things
They are super clean animals
You can give them drugs!!!! (Aka catnip)
You can serious sit on a chair relaxing with a Lazer pointer and they will go nuts
They sit calmly on your lap
You can forget about them for a day or 2 and as long as they have food and water they couldnt give a fuck less
They are independent
Purring is as soothing as a mild dose of an opiate
There are fluffy!!!!
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
#22245900 - 09/16/15 12:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can kinda see what you mean for once OP
They are incredibly needy creatures, sometimes annoyingly so. But they remind me of goodhearted creatures that most humans seem to lack.
I love dogs had 2 id call my best friends But I think I'm more of a cat person anymore,
There more zen Less needy etc
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
#22245903 - 09/16/15 12:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Okay looking at it from your perspective and taking into consideration everyone elses...If I were dead I would want my dog to eat me if that is what she had to do to survive.
Okay back to real life now.
I agree and disagree. What have you done to me?
If my dogs died and I was starving to death I would obviously eat them too. Because they would want me to.
We are all animals my friend.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
#22245906 - 09/16/15 12:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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impatientguy said: I can't tell if your being sacastic haha
But as long as I'm dead and it's the apocalypse and he's got water but no food than I would want him to eat my face lol
that's why it loves you.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: cosmicg]
#22245915 - 09/16/15 12:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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cosmicg said:
If my dogs died and I was starving to death I would obviously eat them too. Because they would want me to.
We are all animals my friend.
what if it was just dying? you really think it'd let you kill it to eat it, and it wouldn't try and fend you off?
LOL
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: akira_akuma]
#22245933 - 09/16/15 12:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can guarantee food isn't the only reason my dog likes me. It's a big part of why he likes me, but you don't know my dog. I have a very special connection with mine. Not that everyone doesn't but you don't know why MY dog likes me. Let me tell you!
Countless hours bonding that's why man.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: akira_akuma]
#22245951 - 09/16/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said:
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cosmicg said:
If my dogs died and I was starving to death I would obviously eat them too. Because they would want me to.
We are all animals my friend.
what if it was just dying? you really think it'd let you kill it to eat it, and it wouldn't try and fend you off?
LOL
He never said it would sit there and accept death. He said it would want him to eat if the dog was dead already.(and could think while being dead haha)
We never said that dogs will accept death to feed us, but that if the dog was already dead then it would've wanted to be eaten to help you.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
#22245978 - 09/16/15 01:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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one of those imponderables.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
#22245990 - 09/16/15 01:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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impatientguy said: I can guarantee food isn't the only reason my dog likes me. It's a big part of why he likes me, but you don't know my dog. I have a very special connection with mine. Not that everyone doesn't but you don't know why MY dog likes me. Let me tell you!
Countless hours bonding that's why man.
i believe you there, sure. bonding is important.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: wigglewak]
#22245992 - 09/16/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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ban OP
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
#22246096 - 09/16/15 01:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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OsculateOfDemise said: I will go as far as to say there are some breeds I don't like compared to others. But that's mainly the fault of the owners thinking their tiny dog is so cute that they are void of being disciplined and the result is a little shit who barks and bites and destroys everything... however there are wayyyy more people I find annoying than dogs so 
yea bro,
there are two things i hate in life, and that's violence and little ass dogs with a napolean complex.
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Almond Flour said: I do love cats through.
They don't bark
They are pretty mellow
They so cute things
They are super clean animals
You can give them drugs!!!! (Aka catnip)
You can serious sit on a chair relaxing with a Lazer pointer and they will go nuts
They sit calmly on your lap
You can forget about them for a day or 2 and as long as they have food and water they couldnt give a fuck less
They are independent
Purring is as soothing as a mild dose of an opiate
There are fluffy!!!!
Excelente hunters
Fuck cuts are just better
They also dont give a fuck about you. Nor will they warn you when somebody tries to break into ur home.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: zZZz]
#22246110 - 09/16/15 01:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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True. Haha cats are cool but that's it.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
#22246121 - 09/16/15 01:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Almond Flour said: I do love cats through.
They don't bark
They are pretty mellow
They so cute things
They are super clean animals
You can give them drugs!!!! (Aka catnip)
You can serious sit on a chair relaxing with a Lazer pointer and they will go nuts
They sit calmly on your lap
You can forget about them for a day or 2 and as long as they have food and water they couldnt give a fuck less
They are independent
Purring is as soothing as a mild dose of an opiate
There are fluffy!!!!
Excelente hunters
Fuck cuts are just better
Amen.
They are independent animals.
I believe pets and their owners should have a similar personality. You know, chemistry. I'm the human version of what a cat would be if it was people.
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Sheekle]
#22246135 - 09/16/15 01:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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akirakirakira....
Your avatar scares me as do the majority of your posts.
Are you a self-made, single mother,strong black woman lawyer by chance?
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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Patlal]
#22246156 - 09/16/15 01:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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This is like the only thing I have ever agreed with you on.
I hate dogs for a few reasons.
1. I fucking hate it when I go to someone's house after they invited me over and they don't have their fucking dumbass dog chained up and freaks out on me and bites me. I can't stand that shit.
2 all they care about is food, and they are so needy.
3 I will not feel bad if I run your dumb dog over when it's trying to bite my tires as I drive by.
4cats are better.
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