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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245671 - 09/16/15 12:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I love my dog for deterring people like this away from me.


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: wigglewak]
    #22245683 - 09/16/15 12:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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wigglewak said:
I love my dog for deterring people like this away from me.



Fair enough


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
    #22245687 - 09/16/15 12:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I will go as far as to say there are some breeds I don't like compared to others. But that's mainly the fault of the owners thinking their tiny dog is so cute that they are void of being disciplined and the result is a little shit who barks and bites and destroys everything... however there are wayyyy more people I find annoying than dogs so :shrug:


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22245689 - 09/16/15 12:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Golden Retriever is literally a man's best friend.


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: wigglewak]
    #22245692 - 09/16/15 12:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Almond Flour said:
Don't confuse with dependence on your hand outs for actual loyalty.



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Almond Flour said:
Don't confuse with dependence on your hand outs for actual loyalty.





Lmfao, Really? my dogs would die for my and my family and they have all ready proved it. you ever see a miniature doxin get mean?
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wigglewak said:
I love my dog for deterring people like this away from me.




me too,


And yes, having a dog is like having a baby, they depend on you.


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245698 - 09/16/15 12:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You prob jus had a bunch of shitty interactions with dogs for one reason or another :rolleyes:


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245700 - 09/16/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)


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Like if I had a bowl of food and a stranger had a bowl of food my dog would choose me over the stranger

So there is some level of loyalty.



That's familiarity and pack instincts with you as the master....nothing more




Prove it haha

Either way I'm the master and he strives to help me any time he can so I love him.


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22245702 - 09/16/15 12:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I have a child and have owned dogs. They are nothing alike, sorry to spoil your imagination


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
    #22245707 - 09/16/15 12:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

uh, dogs are just animals guys. they aren't your ideals.


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22245713 - 09/16/15 12:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Golden Retriever is literally a man's best friend.



dogs have a symbiotic relationship with humans their loyalty is deep and geniune love.


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22245722 - 09/16/15 12:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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uh, dogs are just animals guys. they aren't your ideals.





Lol!


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22245725 - 09/16/15 12:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Golden Retriever is literally a man's best friend.



dogs have a symbiotic relationship with humans their loyalty is deep and geniune love.



No it's not, next time you walk your dog, as soon as you step out of the house collapse as if you have a heart attack. Your supposed loyal best friend will run away so fucking fast your heart will break. Even someone who has murdered his wife would probably rush up to help you :commonsense:


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245730 - 09/16/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

My dog wouldn't run. My dog would wait by me as I died lol they don't have hands what else are they supposed to do if you have a heart attack lol call an ambulance?


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245733 - 09/16/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

What dude!? This has gotten silly.


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245736 - 09/16/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

are you joking my dog would like lick my face n prob bark at me if it sensed something wrong. These countless examples of dogs saving humans at their own peril :facepalm:


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: wigglewak]
    #22245737 - 09/16/15 12:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Ya now you folks are imagining shit.....that's fine, tell yourself what you wanna hear


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22245746 - 09/16/15 12:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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are you joking my dog would like lick my face n prob bark at me if it sensed something wrong. These countless examples of dogs saving humans at their own peril :facepalm:



Give it a try, film it and post here. Grab your lesh and as soon as you open the front door step outside, drop the lesh, and feign a heart attack. Post what happens


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245749 - 09/16/15 12:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Lol my dog isn't a running mutt
He's a good dog like I said he wouldn't do anything because he couldnt (being a dog) but he damn sure wouldn't run away


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245764 - 09/16/15 12:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

How in the holy fucking shit could anyone hate dogs?

I am starting to realize that Almond Flour sucks big monkey balls on the daily.

Man's best friend. Cheesy, but dog is GOD spelled backwards. My dogs, one is a pure bred Australian Shepered, the other a Aussie/Border Collie mix. Smartest dogs I have ever known. IME dogs have a stronger intuition then people do, and in a lot of past situations they were the only reason I kept going.

Quit drugs, quit dogs...Wtf does Almond Flour know about unconditional love.

I am sorry sir but I am an animal lover and you are an ass.


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
    #22245768 - 09/16/15 12:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

you trained him to behave a certain way. as soon as those behaviors cease, they become mindless of your ways again.


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