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OfflineAlmond Flour
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Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread
    #22245319 - 09/16/15 10:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Anyone else hate dogs? I used to enjoy them as a kid but as I have matured, I suddenly realize how much dogs suck. I can't stand them anymore. Maybe it's the fact I have almost been attacked multiple times, or maybe it's the way people like to pretend they are worthy of being treated like humans or their own children, but honestly I can't stand dogs anymore

They are expensive as fuck

They won't leave you alone

You have to walk them and then carry a nice hot bag of dog shit around.....nice look right?

You can't go away on a trip without needing to find a dog sitter

When you walk them you pass other dogs and they all start barking and trying to charge them while you akwardly try to hold them back and everyone just fake laughs and says shit like "O don't worry he's really nice!:

There are far too many and in other parts of the world they are all over the streets carrying serious diseases.

You wake up to get your coffee and depending on the living situation their might be a giant pile of shit or piss on the floor if they couldnt hold it.

Deposits to rent a place are higher assuming you CAN find a place to rent.

People register their fucking pug as a service dog to bring into buildings, despite being perfectly able bodied adults

Fuck man, I just hate dogs. Unless you live on a farm there is zero logic behind them


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245327 - 09/16/15 10:54 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Lol, kid you make me laugh.


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245329 - 09/16/15 10:55 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i dont HATE them, but i get what your saying. I will never buy one myself. The 3 dogs that are living with me now just shit and pee everywhere. Kind of a waste of time IMO. :smugjerry:


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 1
    #22245333 - 09/16/15 10:56 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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i dont HATE them, but i get what your saying. I will never buy one myself. The 3 dogs that are living with me now just shit and pee everywhere. Kind of a waste of time IMO. :smugjerry:





Neglect, if you train them, walk them, and feed them properly they dont.


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Dionili]
    #22245359 - 09/16/15 11:02 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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i dont HATE them, but i get what your saying. I will never buy one myself. The 3 dogs that are living with me now just shit and pee everywhere. Kind of a waste of time IMO. :smugjerry:





Neglect, if you train them, walk them, and feed them properly they dont.



one of the dogs is blind and over weight and likes to shit at night :thumbup:


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245365 - 09/16/15 11:03 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah my dog knows a few tricks, he doesn't jump on ppl and he shits in one spot in he yard. Damn good dog. Not even a year old yellow lab. I spend at least an hour with him a day. Positive reinforcement is HUGE for making a good dog.

And you gotta be the master. I don't beat my dog but Ive had to whup up on him a few times when I caught him doing bad stuff.


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
    #22245408 - 09/16/15 11:09 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

And my dog hunts pheasant doves grouse and partridge for me and with me.


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
    #22245424 - 09/16/15 11:11 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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And my dog hunts pheasant doves grouse and partridge for me and with me.



See, this makes sense, keeping a dog simply for the fuck of it.... does not


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245436 - 09/16/15 11:13 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah I get ya.haha But I've bonded with him to much even if he didn't hunt I would keep him happily:mypleasure:

He's super cute. Not full grown yet. Taller than his dad though.

Edit:but I'm 18 and single haha so you know I've got loads of time on my hands ouside of work


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245448 - 09/16/15 11:16 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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And my dog hunts pheasant doves grouse and partridge for me and with me.



See, this makes sense, keeping a dog simply for the fuck of it.... does not





Spoken like someone who cannot take care of himself on his own. i have learned that there are some people who are either entirely selfish or just incapable of caring for something living I value a dogs more then i value a human, dogs dont kill for sport


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Dionili]
    #22245459 - 09/16/15 11:18 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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And my dog hunts pheasant doves grouse and partridge for me and with me.



See, this makes sense, keeping a dog simply for the fuck of it.... does not





Spoken like someone who cannot take care of himself on his own. i have learned that there are some people who are either entirely selfish or just incapable of caring for something living I value a dogs more then i value a human, dogs dont kill for sport



And that is what sickens me most :awedisgust: when you would actually elevate a fucking animal over your human bretheren. Boo hoo, humans are shit, fight wars and act like scrubs. That's no reason to pretend like the value of a dog's life is supirior to a humans life. It's a joke good sir, a JOKE :commonsense:


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
    #22245472 - 09/16/15 11:20 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Man I used to hate dogs, stepping in their crap all the time and what-not.
How that has changed, my life really has gone to the dogs.
Most pet breeds are largely useless and annoying. But something about the natural power of huskies and certain other kinds of mutts really just blows me away. Check this out
http://halfpastdone.com/2013/10/23/the-secrets-of-sled-dogs/
Their VO2max is more than double that of an athletes, even Lance Armstrong.


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245489 - 09/16/15 11:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Almond Flour said:
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impatientguy said:
And my dog hunts pheasant doves grouse and partridge for me and with me.



See, this makes sense, keeping a dog simply for the fuck of it.... does not





Spoken like someone who cannot take care of himself on his own. i have learned that there are some people who are either entirely selfish or just incapable of caring for something living I value a dogs more then i value a human, dogs dont kill for sport



And that is what sickens me most :awedisgust: when you would actually elevate a fucking animal over your human bretheren. Boo hoo, humans are shit, fight wars and act like scrubs. That's no reason to pretend like the value of a dog's life is supirior to a humans life. It's a joke good sir, a JOKE :commonsense:





Why would i bother saving your life over the life of an innocent that devotes their entire existence to you, would i save someone that would only save him self? fuck no, i'd feed ya to my dogs buddy.


dest, your right, some breeds hould have never been created. alot of those teacup and super mini breeds, they live shortt fucked up lives with shit tons of health issues


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Dionili]
    #22245497 - 09/16/15 11:27 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Don't confuse with dependence on your hand outs for actual loyalty.


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour] * 1
    #22245641 - 09/16/15 11:56 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I don't trust anyone who says they hate dogs.


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245646 - 09/16/15 11:57 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Don't confuse with dependence on your hand outs for actual loyalty.



My dog does what I say and I feed him in return
We couldn't help but bond in that time. My dog is very partial towards me.


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
    #22245660 - 09/16/15 11:58 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Like if I had a bowl of food and a stranger had a bowl of food my dog would choose me over the stranger

So there is some level of loyalty.


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
    #22245664 - 09/16/15 11:59 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I don't hate them, but I don't like them either. I would never get a dog.

1) Too needy
2) they are not soft
3) They stink
4) It's like having a 3 year old kid for 20 years.
5) I prefer cats. (But don't tell anyone, it's a secret)


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: Dionili]
    #22245665 - 09/16/15 11:59 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Cowb0yNeal00 said:
i dont HATE them, but i get what your saying. I will never buy one myself. The 3 dogs that are living with me now just shit and pee everywhere. Kind of a waste of time IMO. :smugjerry:





Neglect, if you train them, walk them, and feed them properly they dont.



it's all fucking annoying. yapping and barking and you have to restrain them constantly, they are more work than a kid.

but i still love them though, and dogs love the fuck outta me. sit by me and they're head gets pat all day.

i'd never want to take care of one though.


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Re: Unofficial I Hate Dogs Thread [Re: impatientguy]
    #22245668 - 09/16/15 12:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Like if I had a bowl of food and a stranger had a bowl of food my dog would choose me over the stranger

So there is some level of loyalty.



That's familiarity and pack instincts with you as the master....nothing more


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