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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: Almond Flour] * 1
    #22245188 - 09/16/15 10:18 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Almond Flour said:
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Mr.PhilCybin said:
obligatory DSHSB




what's the worst that could happen man?
talk to her and ask her out.


you'll strike out 100% of the times that you never swing my man.



That's deep :pokerawe:





that's what she said


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I'm stupid, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is smart.
I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #22245190 - 09/16/15 10:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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sanchothestoner said:
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Almond Flour said:
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sanchothestoner said:
there's this girl in 2 of classes who is super cute and i get a really good vibe off of her.  i've noticed that in class she'll look at me, ours eyes have met a few times cause we were booth looking at each other.  sometimes she'll sit behind me and for most of the class i'll feel like someone is looking at, and i'm usually right about it.  this one time i was feeling that really hard and i looked back and saw her looking right at me and when our eyes met, she looked away.  yesterday after class she was walkin, looked back to me, then kinda slowed down.... idk that could have been nothing.

anyway, do you think this girl is trying to get my attention or anything? i would love to get her number or something, she's super cute.  damn my shyness and lack of confidence.....




You need to grow a pair, this post was painful to read. I expect this behavior out of a 15 yr old school boy, not a grown man who goes to college. You know darn well what's happening and the only course of action you have taken is to post on the shroomery. Sham on you. SHAME ON YOU for not making a move sooner, and you are running out of time.

You need to actually have some gumption and ask this chick out, start a conversation. Who CARES if it's akward and a trainwreck....at worst you get so nervous you pee yourself, and have an akward semester followed by rarely  (if ever) seeing her again.

Don't let your own brain trick you. The next time you see her immediately approach her and say hi. Don't think about what will follow after. Center yourself emotionally and simply talk.....about anything, if it's awkward and she LIKES you she will find it cute that you are stumbling and it will only help you practice if nothing else




lol ok man i'll talk to her



Do it, son. I'm counting on you.


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245194 - 09/16/15 10:20 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Niffla said:
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OhMrJohnson said:
She wants the D




OP should sport this shirt when he makes his first move






i lol'd soooo hard at this

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Almond Flour said:
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Bigfeely123 said:
Sheesh... I feel like I'm in the OTD forums. Some decent advice but a little harsh, don't you think? :shrug: Stop bashing OP.



OP knows how I am and that I love him :hug:




honestly, i didn't even feel any bashing :shrug:

the reason i've been hesitant with this chick is because things with my ex have been starting back up again.  we hooked up sunday and we've been cuddlin and shit.  not really sure where that's going, but might as well have some fun before in case something happens :shrug:


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #22245197 - 09/16/15 10:22 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Don't worry about your ex. Even if you did get back together, she'll more than likely just dump you again later on.


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: D.M.T]
    #22245204 - 09/16/15 10:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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D.M.T said:
Don't worry about your ex. Even if you did get back together, she'll more than likely just dump you again later on.




lol thanks


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245208 - 09/16/15 10:27 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

OP you might not like this idea, but I promise you I have done the exact same type of shit. I too was in your position, would just look at girls, hoping they would approach me because I was too scared. Then I realized, God gave me testicles and it's my job to do the grunt work. It's my job to court the girl and to take control of the potential relationship that could blossom by approaching women.

OP I am,

A convicted felon
Have mounds of college debt
Babies mama drama with a very unpleasant women
My hairline is pulling back
Zero support from my own family
Lived in a tent for an entire year last year

And I STILL have a hot ass fiancé who loves the shit out of me. How do I do it? Im not some punk ass scrub who let's his own fear stop the raw manliness inside him.

Buy a cheap batch of flowers at the supermarket. Next time you go to class before it starts hand this girl the flowers and say.....

"I just wanted you to have these, I can't even begin to describe how beautiful you are." Then walk to your seat.

It has all the elements of training you need to get not just this girl but any girl

Confidence

Conquering fear of rejection even when other people are around

Manliness, someone who isn't afraid to make a bold statement.

Promise me you will do this OP, pm me and I will even help you buy the flowers. Be bold dude, I once asked this hot ass chick at burger King if she minded if I sat down. I lit a candle ....set it on the table, and said "so, tell me about yourself"

Was it akward? Fuck ya, did she practically run away the first chance she got? You bet your ass she did, but I still "won the war".


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245291 - 09/16/15 10:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Almond Flour said:

Buy a cheap batch of flowers at the supermarket. Next time you go to class before it starts hand this girl the flowers and say.....

"I just wanted you to have these, I can't even begin to describe how beautiful you are." Then walk to your seat.






no way in fuck i'm doing that.  i'll just be like "hey, i dig yer vibe and i was wonderin if i could get your number and kick it sometime?"


--------------------
I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245318 - 09/16/15 10:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Almond Flour said:
Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
there's this girl in 2 of classes who is super cute and i get a really good vibe off of her.  i've noticed that in class she'll look at me, ours eyes have met a few times cause we were booth looking at each other.  sometimes she'll sit behind me and for most of the class i'll feel like someone is looking at, and i'm usually right about it.  this one time i was feeling that really hard and i looked back and saw her looking right at me and when our eyes met, she looked away.  yesterday after class she was walkin, looked back to me, then kinda slowed down.... idk that could have been nothing.

anyway, do you think this girl is trying to get my attention or anything? i would love to get her number or something, she's super cute.  damn my shyness and lack of confidence.....




You need to grow a pair, this post was painful to read. I expect this behavior out of a 15 yr old school boy, not a grown man who goes to college. You know darn well what's happening and the only course of action you have taken is to post on the shroomery. Sham on you. SHAME ON YOU for not making a move sooner, and you are running out of time.

You need to actually have some gumption and ask this chick out, start a conversation. Who CARES if it's akward and a trainwreck....at worst you get so nervous you pee yourself, and have an akward semester followed by rarely  (if ever) seeing her again.

Don't let your own brain trick you. The next time you see her immediately approach her and say hi. Don't think about what will follow after. Center yourself emotionally and simply talk.....about anything, if it's awkward and she LIKES you she will find it cute that you are stumbling and it will only help you practice if nothing else



Honestly Almond is right man.

Grow a fucking pair of balls turn around look her in the eyes and say hello.  It really is that fucking simple.  Also initiate physical contact early.  If she says something cool just be like "nice, high five." this does 2 things breaks the contact barrier early AND makes her feel like she is fighting for ur approval not the other way around.  dress nice and smell good dont hurt either.

Just be a fucking man


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #22245326 - 09/16/15 10:54 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
Quote:

Almond Flour said:

Buy a cheap batch of flowers at the supermarket. Next time you go to class before it starts hand this girl the flowers and say.....

"I just wanted you to have these, I can't even begin to describe how beautiful you are." Then walk to your seat.






no way in fuck i'm doing that.  i'll just be like "hey, i dig yer vibe and i was wonderin if i could get your number and kick it sometime?"



Dig?
Vibe?
Kick it?


:bored:


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245486 - 09/16/15 11:23 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Almond Flour said:
Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
Quote:

Almond Flour said:

Buy a cheap batch of flowers at the supermarket. Next time you go to class before it starts hand this girl the flowers and say.....

"I just wanted you to have these, I can't even begin to describe how beautiful you are." Then walk to your seat.






no way in fuck i'm doing that.  i'll just be like "hey, i dig yer vibe and i was wonderin if i could get your number and kick it sometime?"



Dig?
Vibe?
Kick it?


:bored:




it's worked before :shrug:


--------------------
I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #22245492 - 09/16/15 11:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
Quote:

Almond Flour said:
Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
Quote:

Almond Flour said:

Buy a cheap batch of flowers at the supermarket. Next time you go to class before it starts hand this girl the flowers and say.....

"I just wanted you to have these, I can't even begin to describe how beautiful you are." Then walk to your seat.






no way in fuck i'm doing that.  i'll just be like "hey, i dig yer vibe and i was wonderin if i could get your number and kick it sometime?"



Dig?
Vibe?
Kick it?


:bored:




it's worked before :shrug:



Eh, depending on your age it might help, but I would use different wording. As long as you approach her that's all that matters. Make it happen sailor :wink: just remember, don't back down even with people around. Go into it expecting to get rejected.

And stop messing with your ex :hug:


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245513 - 09/16/15 11:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Almond Flour said:
And stop messing with your ex :hug:




no.... i still have feelings for her and would like to get something going again.


--------------------
I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #22245521 - 09/16/15 11:31 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

BAD IDEA


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I PLURed once because it was PLUR or die. - D.M.T.


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #22245539 - 09/16/15 11:33 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
Quote:

Almond Flour said:
And stop messing with your ex :hug:




no.... i still have feelings for her and would like to get something going again.



it rarely ends well.


good luck man


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I'm stupid, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is smart.
I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #22245541 - 09/16/15 11:33 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
Quote:

Almond Flour said:
And stop messing with your ex :hug:




no.... i still have feelings for her and would like to get something going again.



BAD IDEA


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22245549 - 09/16/15 11:34 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

really.....?


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #22245557 - 09/16/15 11:36 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck other women man you'll find a better one.  You are a good guy, a little misguided imo but a beautiful soul if you ask me.  You deserve a lot better.  She left you when you were down she should have helped you.  Keep your head held high and vibe on man.


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"There are a million reasons to drink and one just popped into my head.  If a man can't drink when he's living how the Hell can he drink when he's dead?" - Irish Limerick
I PLURed once because it was PLUR or die. - D.M.T.


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22245597 - 09/16/15 11:48 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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The Doobie Dude said:
Fuck other women man you'll find a better one.  You are a good guy, a little misguided imo but a beautiful soul if you ask me.  You deserve a lot better.  She left you when you were down she should have helped you.  Keep your head held high and vibe on man.




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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22245607 - 09/16/15 11:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I had to log in for this one..

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM YOUR EX  if you don't have a kid together there is no reason for you to ever speak to her ever again, other than to tell her you cant speak to her ever again.

that is all


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: trscstghst]
    #22245639 - 09/16/15 11:56 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

An ex is an ex for a reason...

Late night fucking then letting your buddies get sloppy seconds. :]


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