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Offlinesanchothestoner
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girls trying to get your attention
    #22245033 - 09/16/15 09:35 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

there's this girl in 2 of classes who is super cute and i get a really good vibe off of her.  i've noticed that in class she'll look at me, ours eyes have met a few times cause we were booth looking at each other.  sometimes she'll sit behind me and for most of the class i'll feel like someone is looking at, and i'm usually right about it.  this one time i was feeling that really hard and i looked back and saw her looking right at me and when our eyes met, she looked away.  yesterday after class she was walkin, looked back to me, then kinda slowed down.... idk that could have been nothing.

anyway, do you think this girl is trying to get my attention or anything? i would love to get her number or something, she's super cute.  damn my shyness and lack of confidence.....


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #22245043 - 09/16/15 09:40 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You won't know until you ask. All you're doing is offering your perspective, no one here really has any more to go on than you do. No conversation or anything outside of only being your perspective to make any kind of judgement on. Could just be coincidence you two keep locking eyes. Especially when she's sitting behind you and you turn to look. Eyes are drawn to movement. She could've only seen your head move out of her peripheral and turned to look at you before you could look at her.


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OfflineAlmond Flour
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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #22245046 - 09/16/15 09:41 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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sanchothestoner said:
there's this girl in 2 of classes who is super cute and i get a really good vibe off of her.  i've noticed that in class she'll look at me, ours eyes have met a few times cause we were booth looking at each other.  sometimes she'll sit behind me and for most of the class i'll feel like someone is looking at, and i'm usually right about it.  this one time i was feeling that really hard and i looked back and saw her looking right at me and when our eyes met, she looked away.  yesterday after class she was walkin, looked back to me, then kinda slowed down.... idk that could have been nothing.

anyway, do you think this girl is trying to get my attention or anything? i would love to get her number or something, she's super cute.  damn my shyness and lack of confidence.....




You need to grow a pair, this post was painful to read. I expect this behavior out of a 15 yr old school boy, not a grown man who goes to college. You know darn well what's happening and the only course of action you have taken is to post on the shroomery. Sham on you. SHAME ON YOU for not making a move sooner, and you are running out of time.

You need to actually have some gumption and ask this chick out, start a conversation. Who CARES if it's akward and a trainwreck....at worst you get so nervous you pee yourself, and have an akward semester followed by rarely  (if ever) seeing her again.

Don't let your own brain trick you. The next time you see her immediately approach her and say hi. Don't think about what will follow after. Center yourself emotionally and simply talk.....about anything, if it's awkward and she LIKES you she will find it cute that you are stumbling and it will only help you practice if nothing else


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:


Edited by Almond Flour (09/16/15 09:42 AM)


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Offlinesanchothestoner
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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245061 - 09/16/15 09:44 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Almond Flour said:
Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
there's this girl in 2 of classes who is super cute and i get a really good vibe off of her.  i've noticed that in class she'll look at me, ours eyes have met a few times cause we were booth looking at each other.  sometimes she'll sit behind me and for most of the class i'll feel like someone is looking at, and i'm usually right about it.  this one time i was feeling that really hard and i looked back and saw her looking right at me and when our eyes met, she looked away.  yesterday after class she was walkin, looked back to me, then kinda slowed down.... idk that could have been nothing.

anyway, do you think this girl is trying to get my attention or anything? i would love to get her number or something, she's super cute.  damn my shyness and lack of confidence.....




You need to grow a pair, this post was painful to read. I expect this behavior out of a 15 yr old school boy, not a grown man who goes to college. You know darn well what's happening and the only course of action you have taken is to post on the shroomery. Sham on you. SHAME ON YOU for not making a move sooner, and you are running out of time.

You need to actually have some gumption and ask this chick out, start a conversation. Who CARES if it's akward and a trainwreck....at worst you get so nervous you pee yourself, and have an akward semester followed by rarely  (if ever) seeing her again.

Don't let your own brain trick you. The next time you see her immediately approach her and say hi. Don't think about what will follow after. Center yourself emotionally and simply talk.....about anything, if it's awkward and she LIKES you she will find it cute that you are stumbling and it will only help you practice if nothing else




lol ok man i'll talk to her


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #22245068 - 09/16/15 09:46 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She wants the D


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #22245074 - 09/16/15 09:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She want you... She wants your dick, in and around her mouth

Edit : for around


Edited by SuperFly (09/16/15 09:50 AM)


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OfflineAlmond Flour
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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245082 - 09/16/15 09:50 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Another important tip is to keep it Catholic! I know it's hard but do NOT masturbate. The Good LORD knew what kind of bullshit us men were in for with all these 21st century women (if you can even call them that). And he knew how hard it would be to approach a girl who likes to pretend that she hates men and dominance. Therefore he gave us out sex drives. The behavior you have displayed in this thread is obviously posted by a child who watches too much porn. Knock that crap off. Your ace up the sleeve needs to be avoiding the Devils clarinet.

Let me ask you, why would you approach that girl? After all biologically you are getting sex.....or at least tricking your body into thinking it is :smirk: so what makes you think you would approach her like you dream of? Truth be told your current behavior makes perfect sense, you are already getting false sex, and we are built to avoid the uncomfortable unless necessary.

Build up your sex drive. Stop falling into the sin of wacking off, the consequences are real. You will still be scared, but with a firm desire to make sweet love, you Will push forward and will be driven by instinct, not overthinking.


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:


Edited by Almond Flour (09/16/15 09:56 AM)


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245098 - 09/16/15 09:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Make friends with her the same way you would a random dude. Females don't always have to be soulmates lel. It'll all work out from there!


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245099 - 09/16/15 09:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Time for another? I think it is.

Fuck off.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245113 - 09/16/15 09:55 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

300 pound women become goddesses on no fap, its sick

also ur brain will become wired on caressing the female with its witty ways

almond is onto something here

whats worse tho taking action on it or fearing it


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: thelanzii]
    #22245119 - 09/16/15 09:57 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:awkwardglance:

edit: forget what I said.


Edited by Bigfeely123 (09/16/15 10:22 AM)


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22245122 - 09/16/15 09:57 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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OhMrJohnson said:
She wants the D




OP should sport this shirt when he makes his first move



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OfflineAlmond Flour
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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: thelanzii]
    #22245124 - 09/16/15 09:57 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Nemmies said:
300 pound women become goddesses on no fap, its sick

also ur brain will become wired on caressing the female with its witty ways

almond is onto something here

whats worse tho taking action on it or fearing it



I salute you sir, outside the realm of faith it's called the no fap challenge or something, but even secular males are learning the truth


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: Niffla]
    #22245130 - 09/16/15 09:58 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Quote:

OhMrJohnson said:
She wants the D




OP should sport this shirt when he makes his first move






He doesn't need the shirt he needs the attitude behind the shirt


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245133 - 09/16/15 09:59 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Almond Flour said:

He doesn't need the shirt he needs the attitude behind the shirt




The shirt will bolster his confidence.


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OfflineAlmond Flour
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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: Bigfeely123]
    #22245145 - 09/16/15 10:03 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Bigfeely123 said:
Sheesh... I feel like I'm in the OTD forums. Some decent advice but a little harsh, don't you think? :shrug: Stop bashing OP.



OP knows how I am and that I love him :hug:


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245152 - 09/16/15 10:06 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Take some pictures of her, the next time you see her, maybe she's into the creepy thing, then we can all see what you've got going on!


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: Almond Flour]
    #22245166 - 09/16/15 10:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Almond Flour said:
Another important tip is to masturbate. The Good kind of women knew how hard it would be to pretend that she hates sex.  a child who watches too much porn crap Your ace up

Let me approach that you are getting sex.....or at least tricking you into thinking i is :smirk: so i would approach you dream of you  makes perfect sense, you are already sexy.

Build up your sex drive. in of wacking off, the real You ill still be scared, but with a firm desire to make sweet love, ill push forward and will be driven by instinct, not overthinking.





i didn't add a single word.


i just took a bunch out.


now the true message is revealed:penis:


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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22245180 - 09/16/15 10:16 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

obligatory DSHSB




what's the worst that could happen man?
talk to her and ask her out.


you'll strike out 100% of the times that you never swing my man.


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I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
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Re: girls trying to get your attention [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22245182 - 09/16/15 10:17 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
obligatory DSHSB




what's the worst that could happen man?
talk to her and ask her out.


you'll strike out 100% of the times that you never swing my man.



That's deep :pokerawe:


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