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Invisiblesudly
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Got walked in on having sex. * 1
    #22243316 - 09/15/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Me and a chick were watching a doco on DMT and as it was getting really trippy we started making out. One thing led to another and :adventuretime:

Apparently we were too loud because halfway through her mom came knocking on the door asking what we were doing, biggest mood killer yet X_X   

The girl got up, put on a gown and had to hold her mom at the door because she was trying to look inside. It took her a whole minute of telling her mum she knew she had company over and that it was rude as hell to try and burst in like that.

This was fine in the end, shit happens but the mood was gone. The only problem was that I had a serious case of blue balls afterwards that felt like someone was squeezing my balls with a vice.

I don't watch porn and masturbate occasionally which might be why it hurt so much. This case of blue balls lasted for 3 hours till I could sit comfortably again.

I've had blue balls before but I've never been interrupted like this or had it as severe.

Worst cases of blue balls?


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Re: Got walked in on having sex. [Re: sudly]
    #22243642 - 09/15/15 10:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That blows haha I know the feeling man it sucks


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Re: Got walked in on having sex. [Re: sudly]
    #22243841 - 09/15/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

One day when you become an adult you won't have to worry about these thing..

...until you have kids.:thatsinteresting:


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Re: Got walked in on having sex. [Re: Amanita86]
    #22243909 - 09/15/15 11:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

first time I had sex. didn't cum until the 3rd day. was so painful until I did


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Re: Got walked in on having sex. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22243967 - 09/15/15 11:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah man, you'll come to find balls fall into 1 of 3 categories at any given time.. they're either hella pleasurable (the ideal), hella painful(worst case senario), or just not even noticed (the common).  There's not much 'spectrum' when it comes to nutts.


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Re: Got walked in on having sex. [Re: sudly]
    #22245630 - 09/16/15 11:55 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah blue balls hurt


Sucks cause when we get horny and aroused, espeacilly if your fucking a hole, you wanna cum harrrrd

ANd if you don't its like, there is a blockage or something in our cum plumbing and it hurts like a bitch if you don't cum! :sad:

Ive had it many times,


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Re: Got walked in on having sex. [Re: SunnyD]
    #22246282 - 09/16/15 02:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Me and my wife get interrupted almost every time...
Step 1. Have sex
Step 2. Have children
Step 3. Have blue balls on the regular lol


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Re: Got walked in on having sex. [Re: magic myc]
    #22268036 - 09/21/15 03:39 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

man, her mom knew what was up - she was just being a troll or passive aggressively trying to stop what was going on.

I kept the ruckus out of my parents house almost always and was busy enough that it was easy to maintain the illusion that I was an absolute angel compared to other teenagers, but even they knew what was going down and respected that I was 18 and left me alone when my bf and I went down to our basement, which was just one big empty carpeted room at the time - it was discreet enough that they heard nothing but, come on.

I don't know how people bang in their parents house if there's any chance of them hearing, I wouldn't be able to get in the mood at all and it just wouldn't be any fun.


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Re: Got walked in on having sex. [Re: pirate-blues]
    #22268343 - 09/21/15 08:00 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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pirate-blues said:
man, her mom knew what was up - she was just being a troll or passive aggressively trying to stop what was going on.




Or trying to get a free show...

I almost had this happen with my first boyfriend 'cause he was 16 and still living with his parents in GA but luckily he had locks on his door and his parents were in denial anyway. His brother wasn't naive enough to not know what was going on but when he tried to get all tough-guy on me surprise, surprise, it didn't work.


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Re: Got walked in on having sex. [Re: micro]
    #22268390 - 09/21/15 08:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Why would any parent want to see their child having sex?  That is seriously fucked up.


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Re: Got walked in on having sex. [Re: sun_spots]
    #22268424 - 09/21/15 08:38 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

horny incestuous paedophiles?


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Re: Got walked in on having sex. [Re: sudly] * 1
    #22269566 - 09/21/15 01:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

oh shit i think i used to get blue balls really bad too but i assumed it was because of them bouncing around not because i didnt cum :undecided:


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Re: Got walked in on having sex. [Re: quinn]
    #22270170 - 09/21/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I've had roommates(not mine, the person I was seeing) open the door to throw the book of mormon straight at the guy's head before running away giggling because they were high on cocaine and drunk as fuck, but aside from the initial 'ahh, cover up cover up' moment for me, it was a million times less awkward than even thinking about my parents even hearing me have sex.


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Re: Got walked in on having sex. [Re: sun_spots]
    #22270735 - 09/21/15 06:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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sun_spots said:
Why would any parent want to see their child having sex?  That is seriously fucked up.




My mom would pop her head in when I jerk off during dinner time and then send my gf home after we've finish:lol:


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Re: Got walked in on having sex. [Re: Konyap]
    #22270847 - 09/21/15 06:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I hope my sons are discreet enough that I never have to see them doing that stuff.  I already walked in on my oldest jerkin the gherkin once, but he was quick enough covering up that I didn't actually have to see anything.  It was pretty obvious what he was doing though, lol.  I just told him to do that in his room with the door closed if he wants to do it.  Kid was in the TV room.  Poor choice.


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shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

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Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.


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Re: Got walked in on having sex. [Re: sun_spots]
    #22271321 - 09/21/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:bucktoothfattygangsta:


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Re: Got walked in on having sex. [Re: Konyap]
    #22271372 - 09/21/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

LOL


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shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

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Re: Got walked in on having sex. [Re: sun_spots]
    #22271484 - 09/21/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

when ur son was trashing off u shoulda told him his pasta was too el dente nd scuffed his jordan's


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Re: Got walked in on having sex. [Re: Sheekle]
    #22271495 - 09/21/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Nah, that's not my style.


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shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

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Re: Got walked in on having sex. [Re: sun_spots]
    #22271529 - 09/21/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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