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Re: Dick kicks and the solution to police shootings [Re: Detached]
    #22243965 - 09/15/15 11:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

im not sure i can get to where you are from here..

in other words im confused as fuck from that post.


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Re: Dick kicks and the solution to police shootings [Re: rackem]
    #22243983 - 09/15/15 11:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Look into the basic stance of okinawin fighting, you keep your thighs pretty close.  We call it the bug stance.  But it keeps your feet center, and also closes off a kick to your nutts with just how close together your thighs are.. 

It goes both ways,  you could have someone bent over at the waist and reach around their ass, grab their nutts and pick them up while youre pushing the back of their neck down.... they say you can follow a man by watching his waist, because anywhere he goes his waist does... but you can direct a man anywhere you want with his nutts, because anywhere you direct his nuts, he will follow.  You can bank on that..


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Re: Dick kicks and the solution to police shootings [Re: Amanita86]
    #22243991 - 09/15/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Eyeballs, knee caps, nutts, joints, pressure points etc.. shit like that, you cant fight it.  Its involuntary..


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Re: Dick kicks and the solution to police shootings [Re: Amanita86]
    #22244439 - 09/16/15 05:41 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

oh young grasshopper has chosen the ancient ways of fist masturbation, cum throwing. an interesting stance to hold, the dirtiest fight since the discovery of the shit fist.

for he who throws upon his enemy, his seed shall be victorious. and low, he who shall throw the first shit shall indeed throw the last.


from the book of the screaming monkey. even more ancient than the ball seeking foot, but not as ancient as the nude  face pisser.

the most ancient technique of them all.

except for the evilest... the self spout.


for he who is naked and covered himself in his own broods, shall be untouched by any man.

so sayeth the sensai :chinaman:


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Re: Dick kicks and the solution to police shootings [Re: Salomon]
    #22244507 - 09/16/15 06:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Don't kick an attacker in the groin, he'll grab your leg and will be in a fury. Obliterate his knee. Very hard to defend against and if you make a run for it he at most can gimp after you. A full force chin jab with the heel of your hand also makes for a persuasive argument.

I'd rather have a pistol or revolver though.


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