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Dick kicks and the solution to police shootings
    #22242977 - 09/15/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I think it's a well-known man rule that you are never supposed to kick another dude in the junk. But I got to thinking that if I was being mugged or put in a threatening situation, I wouldn't hesitate to punt another dude in the dick. One solid blow will defuse any hostile situation and surely take the attacker down.

Why don't cops do this? A solid crouch shot will be much more effective and fatalities will be prevented while keeping the attacker at bay. Seems to be a much safer standard than tazing a bro or shooting the perpetrator as he attempts to flee (he will be immobilized after said-kick afterall)

Nut kicks are the answer to police violence and the loss of life.

Or is it just unmanly to dick-kick another?

If it is acceptable to do it in extreme times, is okay to cunt-punt a woman in a similar scenario?

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Re: Dick kicks and the solution to police shootings [Re: Detached] * 1
    #22243028 - 09/15/15 07:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

bad logic all around , when performing said kick what are the chances you will hit target in right place to neutralize it? even if hit in right place some people can tolerate high levels of pain.  if you try to hit said mugger with a nut shot but fail to neutralize the target , the target is more likely to inflict more damage to you for such behavior.


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Re: Dick kicks and the solution to police shootings [Re: Kinko] * 1
    #22243044 - 09/15/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

in other words if I'm robbing you please.. either let me Rob you in peace or pull out a gun or knife and use it if you can.... do not try to hit me with a nut shot because that will make me angry and make me do things I normally would not do.... like tie your gay ass up and take you to my basement , proceed to rape your anus with a broom etc... etc..


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Re: Dick kicks and the solution to police shootings [Re: Kinko]
    #22243049 - 09/15/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Skip the balls and go for the fucking eyes!


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Re: Dick kicks and the solution to police shootings [Re: Nobler Hino]
    #22243054 - 09/15/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Nobler Hino said:
Skip the balls and go for the fucking eyes!



this guy must have a decent IQ


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Re: Dick kicks and the solution to police shootings [Re: Kinko]
    #22243069 - 09/15/15 07:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The successful-ness of the nut kick depends on the training of the individual. Timing and force are the two important attributes of a crippling nut blow. I have mad kicks like a ninja and would topple any opponent in my way. By the time they recover, I will have disappeared.

If the police adopted this ancient fighting style, fatalities would drop significantly.


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    #22243143 - 09/15/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I WILL find you


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Re: Dick kicks and the solution to police shootings [Re: Detached] * 1
    #22243182 - 09/15/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

just take a bite out of his jugular like a tiger, you fucking pussy


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Re: Dick kicks and the solution to police shootings [Re: Detached]
    #22243600 - 09/15/15 09:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Exactly what Kinko said.
If I were to mug you, my intention would only be to get your money. If you kicked me in the dick to avoid giving me your money, my new goal would be to hurt you, then take your money. Its counterproductive.


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Re: Dick kicks and the solution to police shootings [Re: TopPmz]
    #22243686 - 09/15/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You guys couldn't handle my roundhouse to your jimmies



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Re: Dick kicks and the solution to police shootings [Re: Detached]
    #22243785 - 09/15/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It is essential to start training at a young age to ensure deadly accuracy of a nut shot.



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Re: Dick kicks and the solution to police shootings [Re: Detached]
    #22243819 - 09/15/15 10:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You definitely would not be able to roundhouse kick me in the nuts.


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Re: Dick kicks and the solution to police shootings [Re: TopPmz] * 1
    #22243826 - 09/15/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'll cunt-punt you instead then :shrug:


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    #22243828 - 09/15/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

nope.. the answer is more guns more self protection.


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Re: Dick kicks and the solution to police shootings [Re: rackem]
    #22243861 - 09/15/15 11:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i've seen plenty of people fight through a nut shot.  Depends on how amped the guy is i suppose.  there's other way cooler stuff they could do anyway, and everyone is already unconsciously preparing to protect their balls at all times.
it would probably be just as effective to strike them in the armpit.


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Re: Dick kicks and the solution to police shootings [Re: ballsalsa] * 1
    #22243868 - 09/15/15 11:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

This guy knows how it's done



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Re: Dick kicks and the solution to police shootings [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22243880 - 09/15/15 11:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

or just not find yourself in that scenario to begin with.


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Re: Dick kicks and the solution to police shootings [Re: rackem]
    #22243918 - 09/15/15 11:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

While the initial post of this thread went in about 5 different directions, everyone is looking past this as being an effective training tool for the police force.

If the first or second nut kick is ineffective, they can always resort to shooting.


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Re: Dick kicks and the solution to police shootings [Re: Detached]
    #22243939 - 09/15/15 11:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Id rather use a hand strike.  More precision, and usually if that thought entered my head I would be on atleast one knee (no homo). Tuck your thumb, and swing up..usually that will cause a buckling and give you your 2-3 second window..  reach around the back of his head and hook his eyesocket to pull him around over himself and that will usually put him off balance enough to drag him where you want...  usually.


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Re: Dick kicks and the solution to police shootings [Re: Amanita86]
    #22243963 - 09/15/15 11:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I've always been so intent on not getting kicked in the nuts I've been able to dodge or defend pretty well... have been in a couple fights where people have avidly tried to kick me in the nuts... one of them ended with grabbing the guys leg when it was up and then kicking the outside of their knee cap... went down like a rock :awesome: A lot of people will lock eyes with your crotch before trying... it's like you know its coming most of the time...


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