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Lets play a game
    #22241889 - 09/15/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Lets play a game.

Imagine that you knew for certain a global catastrophe of cataclysmic proportions was imminent.

You have one chance to buy and prepare anything you need before it happens.

It is not something that will eradicate all life. People will survive. But it is something that will fundamentally and profoundly change life as we know it. All the necessities of life and conveniences of modern existence we rely on will be gone overnight.

Civilization as we know it will grind to a halt and between 50 and 90% of people will die.

Those who survive will be the fittest, the fiercest, the most determined, the luckiest- and the most prepared.

What do you buy? What do you stockpile? What will you use to forge your future in this time of disaster?

Each poster list your top choices of survival gear, everyone add one (or more) things to the collective doomsday prep shopping list.

This is just a game, for fun, but it could also be used as an actual shopping list for anyone who wants to prepare.

I will start

1. 18.9 Litre water cooler jug filled with reverse osmosis drinking water (as many as possible)

Go!






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Re: Lets play a game [Re: Moonshoe] * 2
    #22241899 - 09/15/15 03:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Lets play a game [Re: 1234go] * 2
    #22241909 - 09/15/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That puppet will be of limited utility in a crisis situation.


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Re: Lets play a game [Re: Moonshoe] * 2
    #22241911 - 09/15/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

2. Quality seeds and spore prints for kratom, weed, and shrooms. along with a guide to how to grow them all. Dead serious here. Humanity needs shrooms!!

3. An assault rifle of some sort. This would be needed for hunting and self defense


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Re: Lets play a game [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22241922 - 09/15/15 03:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'd get the FUCK out of the city. Buy simple survival tools to help me survive in the wilderness. NOTHING of trade value, because others will have stocked on arms, I'm sure. I want to be insignificant, because only the cockroaches will survive.


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Re: Lets play a game [Re: 1234go]
    #22242012 - 09/15/15 04:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The holy bible

Army suit -



Armor + -



Ammo, Ammo, Ammo! Maybe a some new guns/ assault rifles

As many as I can keep with me - MRE's -



Medicines of all sorts, from tums, to sudafed, amphetamines, anti diarrhea's, if possible as many anti biotics as possible, head ache medicine, ephedrine, anti-itch creams, benadryl

First aid kit

Cigarettes, many, many many.

Military tent -



A good few of these portable water filters-



Military knives -



Recreational drugs, like pot and anything stimulating (cocaine) but does not make you cloudy.

Solar power battery chargers

Change of clothes, soap, shampoo, flash lights with rechargeable batteries, hair clippers.

Power brick.

CB radio

hmmm.. not sure what else off the top of my head right now.


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Re: Lets play a game [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
    #22242148 - 09/15/15 04:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Awesome start guys!



BE PREPARED


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Re: Lets play a game [Re: Moonshoe] * 1
    #22242178 - 09/15/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Shoes, TONS of fucking shoes.


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Re: Lets play a game [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22242184 - 09/15/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

water is of course a must, but I live in an area of the world where natural rivers and springs are abundant.  So I'm not too worried about water.  short of nuclear fallout, nothings really going to effect my water sources

My guitars are a must :tongue:



I'd definitely want a female.  For future propagation of the species of course :douchewink:


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Re: Lets play a game [Re: SoupSandwich]
    #22242188 - 09/15/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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SoupSandwich said:
Shoes, TONS of fucking shoes.



:bathtub40lol:


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Re: Lets play a game [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #22242209 - 09/15/15 04:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Salt and pepper ...would probably be worth their weight in gold after awhile...


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Re: Lets play a game [Re: SoupSandwich]
    #22242324 - 09/15/15 05:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Probably not salt, that's pretty plentiful, but pepper was expensive in trade back in the day and "back in the day" is how we'd have to think.


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Re: Lets play a game [Re: Giftofdeprivation] * 2
    #22242369 - 09/15/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

A 12" black dildo/vibrator. Batteries, lots of batteries. A few chains, whips, handcuffs, a blow up doll, fleshlight.... Tons of lube. A few hookers. A few human sized cages... Jk :lol:

Nah but really id stockpile on weapons, seeds, maps, compasses, lighters and matches, water, etc

None the less, i would die pretty quickly :lol:


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Re: Lets play a game [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22242446 - 09/15/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

A few bikes (w/ trailers) and tire patches, etc.

A shitload of fishing gear?

Maps!

Foxfire handbook!

Suntan lotion?

Pencils and paper?




I dunno, I'm assuming we're talking long term,
not like the movies were (eventually) there's
just some giant shopping spree where you
can grab anything and everything thats
there anyways...


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Re: Lets play a game [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22242449 - 09/15/15 05:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

This is my team








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Re: Lets play a game [Re: twighead]
    #22242509 - 09/15/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Lots of LSD!!! Then shroom prints, poopy seeds, weed seeds. Then All kinds of camping/survival gear and a couple bows. Most importantly I would need survival books to tell me how to get food and survive in the wilderness.


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Re: Lets play a game [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #22242521 - 09/15/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Aspirin.
Multi-Vitamins galore!
All the shit I listed on yr other thread...


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Re: Lets play a game [Re: SoupSandwich]
    #22242555 - 09/15/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Lots women, so I can re-populate the earth.


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Re: Lets play a game [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22242573 - 09/15/15 06:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I like this thread. Really creative idea. "WTF" though at that picture with the guy's dick out. :uhoh:

Necessities:
-multiple gallons of clean drinking water
-100 boxes of twinkies
-few gallons of honey
-20 pound bag of sugar
-a couple 50 pound sacks of rice
-dehydrator
-pots & pans & other cooking/eating utensils (forks, knives, spoons included)
-large box of lighters
-flashlight
-giant tent
-100 meters of rope
-hammer
-flamethrower
-m16 & ak47
-bowie knife
-machete
-several thousand rounds of ammunition

Luxuries:
-guitar
-portable DVD player
-playboy magazine

I could keep going but I'll keep it at that for now. I want to hear some of the items that you guys would bring with you.

(edit: adding more items to my lists.)


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Re: Lets play a game [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #22242585 - 09/15/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Lophosaurus said:
Lots of LSD!!! Then shroom prints, poopy seeds, weed seeds. Then All kinds of camping/survival gear and a couple bows. Most importantly I would need survival books to tell me how to get food and survive in the wilderness.




I could only see the LSD & other drugs being detrimental in a survival situation. Although I'm sure we've all heard of the "Stoned ape" theory... so maybe, maybe not. :awesome:


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