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LunarEclipse
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OrgoneConclusion said: I just watched a mushy, tear-jerking love song on YouTube with a live reunion of lovers from many decades ago.
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BoomerMan420
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To Know Better. Not succumb to foolish temptations willing to help others for nothing other than feeling if you were in their position how would you feel.
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LunarEclipse
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Well they sure as hell aren't watching some mushy shit after breaking a hand.
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OrgoneConclusion
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LunarEclipse
Enlil's Official Story


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OrgoneConclusion said: Real men like nurses.

Real men like real nurses with real tits.
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A real man will eliminated her offspring to force her back into estrus and start a pride of his own.
male humpbacks will use tail slaps, head slaps and explosive underwater blows to threaten each other in the fight for females.
It seems to me like females want a cross between a metrosexual and Emo, not a "real man."
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Gremlinchode said: A real man will eliminated her offspring to force her back into estrus and start a pride of his own.
male humpbacks will use tail slaps, head slaps and explosive underwater blows to threaten each other in the fight for females.
It seems to me like females want a cross between a metrosexual and Emo Shamu, not a "real man."
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Re: What is a "real" man? [Re: Sun King]
#22258293 - 09/18/15 09:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Didn't we do the whole Shamu/Sham-Wow thing recently?
I wonder what the Orca at Delphi would have to say about all of this...
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OrgoneConclusion said: I have not yet jumped back in the dating pool, but some 5-10% of females on dating websites such as Match.com state that they would like a "real" man.
First off they must also want a telepathic man that can determine their specific qualities for such.
If they are referring to a tall, strong, successful alpha male, well they are unlikely to be on a dating site unless it is targeting a niche audience. Most men and women on dating sites are likely to be bravo and charlie males and females.
Women also want a man unafraid to show his feelings, but real men don't show their feelings, but they are awesome with a six gun.

Also real men don't take any shit from their women.
Laughing my ass off at awesome with a six gun... Aint that the truth!
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Franciscosaysno
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Quote:
Gremlinchode said:
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OrgoneConclusion said: I have not yet jumped back in the dating pool, but some 5-10% of females on dating websites such as Match.com state that they would like a "real" man.
First off they must also want a telepathic man that can determine their specific qualities for such.
If they are referring to a tall, strong, successful alpha male, well they are unlikely to be on a dating site unless it is targeting a niche audience. Most men and women on dating sites are likely to be bravo and charlie males and females.
Women also want a man unafraid to show his feelings, but real men don't show their feelings, but they are awesome with a six gun.

Also real men don't take any shit from their women.
Laughing my ass off at awesome with a six gun... Aint that the truth!
Meh, the type of women who say that shit aren't the bitches that deserve my dick anyway. I say that with total harshness.
A REAL man is just that, a "REAL" man.
He doesn't prescribe to the macho-man concept, unless it comes naturally to him. He also isn't overly sensitive and caring, unless it comes naturally to him.
To try and pretend to be anything other that what you are will only net you women (and friends) who aren't you're type of people anyway.
Of course some compromise is necessary in any relationship, sacrificing you're core, so to speak, is a fools game.
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LunarEclipse said:
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OrgoneConclusion said: Real men like nurses.

Real men like real nurses with real tits.
Real or not, i'll take em
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There used to be a comment on here that said "Real Men jack off to dolphin porn" There was a gif with a guy wearing a dolphin hand puppet. I always thought that was the funniest answer and i'm sad to see it is gone now.
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Real men jack off to dolphin porn

There ya go, champ
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Re: What is a "real" man? [Re: ballsalsa] 3
#28492894 - 10/05/23 08:50 AM (3 months, 23 days ago) |
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This has got to be the most ridiculous reason I have seen a seven year old thread resurrected.
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The man to you Isn’t the man to me Which means there’s no man to be But your own.
“Be your own man, play your own game, and don’t ask for anyones seal of approval” Hunter Thompson.
I’ve never really worried about what a “real” man is. Be you, wholly, and never look for a mould to fit. If “real women” don’t like that, so be it. At least you are true to yourself.
Edited by Milleresque (10/06/23 09:02 PM)
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Re: What is a "real" man? [Re: ballsalsa]
#28495032 - 10/07/23 12:06 AM (3 months, 21 days ago) |
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ballsalsa said: Real men jack off to dolphin porn

There ya go, champ
Someone ought to put that gravy to good use

Slanesh approves
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Re: What is a "real" man? [Re: sudly]
#28495054 - 10/07/23 12:58 AM (3 months, 21 days ago) |
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Moral fiber!
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