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TheSlapnCapn
Slappin' thangs.



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My balls smell like... 1
#22238990 - 09/14/15 10:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Kinda like this mix of crayons and pencil shavings... Sometimes if i don't shower for a couple days it's like this wicked cottage cheese thing goes on...
What about you?
Describe.
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Oggy
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1234go
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Niffla



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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: Oggy] 4
#22239000 - 09/14/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: Niffla]
#22239005 - 09/14/15 10:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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OP should literally be perma'd for this thread and I genuinely believe that.
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Originofsymmmetry
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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: Niffla] 3
#22239011 - 09/14/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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HAH i love this Sometimes when i don't shower, they smell almost like a vagina, a little bit more rubbery though, if that makes sense
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TheSlapnCapn
Slappin' thangs.



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of course it makes sense.. everyone knows it took more rubber to build your ball sack than it takes to built a vagina
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Adolin




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TheSlapnCapn said: Kinda like this mix of crayons and pencil shavings... Sometimes if i don't shower for a couple days it's like this wicked cottage cheese thing goes on...
i can't wait till the internet can transmit smell.
you know when the shroomery sometimes acts up and you get that EDM easter egg, with all the icons, and names bouncing to the music?
well there will be another one like that, and it will make you smell week-old unwashed balls.
think of the shock sites you could make with a smell-o-scope.
you could hack them, and fill someones house with week-old balls while they sleep
technology
Edited by Adolin (09/14/15 10:34 PM)
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Faustoid
समन



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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: Adolin]
#22239115 - 09/14/15 10:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Gresh said:
Quote:
TheSlapnCapn said: Kinda like this mix of crayons and pencil shavings... Sometimes if i don't shower for a couple days it's like this wicked cottage cheese thing goes on...
i can't wait till the internet can transmit smell.
you know when the shroomery sometimes acts up and you get that EDM easter egg, with all the icons, and names bouncing to the music?
well there will be another one like that, and it will make you smell week-old unwashed balls.
think of the shock sites you could make with a smell-o-scope.
you could hack them, and fill someones house with week-old balls while they sleep
technology 
... the "what the fuck just happened" posts would be so worth it.
Add in a Webcam takeover to post a facial reaction.
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TheFakeSunRa
Bitch Splitter



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When my balls get ripe it smells just like expensive blue cheese.
My arm pits smell like strong sour d or bay area kush
My ass smell like shit
As I age it gets worse
When I get home from work and take off my pants it's like damn.
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Giftofdeprivation
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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: Adolin]
#22239153 - 09/14/15 11:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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LOL! Gresh just turned this from a two page thread, to a four page thread. I'd probably start perusing less porn and frequenting ALL the cooking websites! This can only be a good thing.
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RobZombie68
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After a hard day at work & the gym,,,, they smell like fucking nachos.
Makes me hungry for mexican food.
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Oldgregg
I'm old gregg!


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sounds like you got a yeast infection
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Lucis
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RobZombie68 said: After a hard day at work & the gym,,,, they smell like fucking nachos.
Makes me hungry for mexican food.
the smell of nut sweat makes you crave mexican food
holy shit and I thought i had head it all...
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sudly
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If it's worth anything, cum smells like brie cheese.
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Doctor Sponge
He's off on a tangent



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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: sudly]
#22243396 - 09/15/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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my balls smell like roasted cashews
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Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*


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Crayons and pencil shavings is bang on, I cant find any other way to describe it
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Salomon
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if i could get my balls close enough to my nose, i'd suck myself off. my balls would be super fresh
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Chakatron
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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: Salomon]
#22243436 - 09/15/15 09:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sourdough
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SoupSandwich



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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: Chakatron]
#22243716 - 09/15/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Smells like:
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Adolin




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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: RobZombie68] 1
#22243723 - 09/15/15 10:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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learning sponge said: my balls smell like roasted cashews
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Chakatron said: Sourdough
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RobZombie68 said: After a hard day at work & the gym,,,, they smell like fucking nachos.
the shroomery has some very tasty smelling balls
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my3rdeye



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Quote:
TheFakeSunRa said:
As I age it gets worse
It totally gets worse as you age. How come chicks have like 10 kinds of blood mops but there is nothing to fight ball sweat? Wait I googled it, this is a real thing
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Detached
You know where...


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My balls smell like they're 4.5 inches away from my asshole.
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resonant111
left ∞ right

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dammit i wanna write a description so bad but i have a cold and need a good sniff as a reminder. so disappointing
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squidhead
senior citizen stoner



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Quote:
TheSlapnCapn said: Kinda like this mix of crayons and pencil shavings... Sometimes if i don't shower for a couple days it's like this wicked cottage cheese thing goes on...
What about you?
Describe.
How can you smell your own balls? Are they that pungent? Odor that overwhelming? Take more showers, I guess.
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resonant111
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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: squidhead]
#22244107 - 09/16/15 12:21 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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generally you can just stick your hand down in your balls and the scent will like magically attach to your fingers proceed by lifting fingers to nostrils and inhaling that special odor.
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yabbahabba
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I had a dream about this thread almost 2 years ago. A1 Steak Sauce.
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resonant111
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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: yabbahabba]
#22244170 - 09/16/15 12:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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A SIMPLE POEM ABOUT MY BALLS:
though i can't currently smell... i recall the aroma of my balls a strong mix of chlorine and footsweat.
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yabbahabba
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I'm in love with your gif.
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resonant111
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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: yabbahabba]
#22244192 - 09/16/15 01:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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so am i, she's a goddess. i made dat gif myself
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makaveli8x8
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vinegar and dill
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trippinballs420
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when my balls get ripe they smell like a heavily used gym bag that had a bottle of vinegar break inside - the vinegar smell is usually the smell that lingers
if i go a couple weeks without showering its the vinegar gym bag + swamp ass
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Pineappl3 is going to get off on this thread
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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: JvF]
#22245167 - 09/16/15 10:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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my cum smelled like ketchup once its was gross
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squidhead
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Quote:
resonant111 said: A SIMPLE POEM ABOUT MY BALLS:
though i can't currently smell... i recall the aroma of my balls a strong mix of chlorine and footsweat.
How is that a poem? There's no rhyming. It should be more like...
"My balls smell like there's no tomorrow... Their scent will leave you with much sorrow... If I don't wash them soon... They'll start looking like a prune... I just can't stand the smell... Why don't you all just go to hell!!"
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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: squidhead]
#22246738 - 09/16/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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anyones balls itch really bad, and when they do itch them a bunch of dead skin comes off in tiny little balls?
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Magicman69
All About the Benjamins



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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: squidhead]
#22246739 - 09/16/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I was thinking about inventing crotch deodorant. One for men and one for woman. I'd call it Orally Fresh Organic deodorant
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squidhead
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Quote:
resonant111 said: generally you can just stick your hand down in your balls and the scent will like magically attach to your fingers proceed by lifting fingers to nostrils and inhaling that special odor.
OHH!! So that's how to do it? 
Mine smell like Irish Spring soap, as I believe in showering on a daily basis.
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SunnyD
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Mine smell like a mix of vinegar, and funk
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