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OfflineAdolin
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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: RobZombie68] * 1
    #22243723 - 09/15/15 10:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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learning sponge said:
my balls smell like roasted cashews



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Chakatron said:
Sourdough



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RobZombie68 said:
After a hard day at work & the gym,,,, they smell like fucking nachos.





the shroomery has some very tasty smelling balls


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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #22243905 - 09/15/15 11:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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TheFakeSunRa said:


As I age it gets worse






It totally gets worse as you age. How come chicks have like 10 kinds of blood mops but there is nothing to fight ball sweat? Wait I googled it, this is a real thing


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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: TheSlapnCapn] * 1
    #22243932 - 09/15/15 11:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

My balls smell like they're 4.5 inches away from my asshole.


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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
    #22243956 - 09/15/15 11:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

dammit i wanna write a description so bad but i have a cold and need a good sniff as a reminder.
so disappointing

:feelsbatman:


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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
    #22244100 - 09/16/15 12:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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TheSlapnCapn said:
Kinda like this mix of crayons and pencil shavings... Sometimes if i don't shower for a couple days it's like this wicked cottage cheese thing goes on...

What about you?

Describe.




How can you smell your own balls? Are they that pungent? Odor that overwhelming? Take more showers, I guess.


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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: squidhead]
    #22244107 - 09/16/15 12:21 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

generally you can just stick your hand down in your balls and the scent will like magically attach to your fingers
proceed by lifting fingers to nostrils and inhaling that special odor.


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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
    #22244156 - 09/16/15 12:42 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I had a dream about this thread almost 2 years ago. A1 Steak Sauce.


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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: yabbahabba]
    #22244170 - 09/16/15 12:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

A SIMPLE POEM ABOUT MY BALLS:

though i can't currently smell...
i recall the aroma of my balls
a strong mix of chlorine and footsweat.


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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: resonant111]
    #22244180 - 09/16/15 12:59 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm in love with your gif.


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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: yabbahabba]
    #22244192 - 09/16/15 01:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

so am i, she's a goddess.
i made dat gif myself :cool:


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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: resonant111]
    #22244269 - 09/16/15 01:58 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

vinegar and dill


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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: resonant111]
    #22244270 - 09/16/15 01:59 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

when my balls get ripe they smell like a heavily used gym bag that had a bottle of vinegar break inside - the vinegar smell is usually the smell that lingers

if i go a couple weeks without showering its the vinegar gym bag + swamp ass


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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: trippinballs420]
    #22244290 - 09/16/15 02:16 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Pineappl3 is going to get off on this thread


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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: JvF]
    #22245167 - 09/16/15 10:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

my cum smelled like ketchup once its was gross


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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: resonant111]
    #22246725 - 09/16/15 04:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

resonant111 said:
A SIMPLE POEM ABOUT MY BALLS:

though i can't currently smell...
i recall the aroma of my balls
a strong mix of chlorine and footsweat.




How is that a poem? There's no rhyming. It should be more like...

"My balls smell like there's no tomorrow...
Their scent will leave you with much sorrow...
If I don't wash them soon...
They'll start looking like a prune...
I just can't stand the smell...
Why don't you all just go to hell!!"


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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: squidhead]
    #22246738 - 09/16/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

anyones balls itch really bad, and when they do itch them a bunch of dead skin comes off in tiny little balls?


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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: squidhead]
    #22246739 - 09/16/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I was thinking about inventing crotch deodorant. One for men and one for woman. I'd call it Orally Fresh Organic deodorant


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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: resonant111]
    #22246744 - 09/16/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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resonant111 said:
generally you can just stick your hand down in your balls and the scent will like magically attach to your fingers
proceed by lifting fingers to nostrils and inhaling that special odor.




OHH!! So that's how to do it? :rolleyes:

Mine smell like Irish Spring soap, as I believe in showering on a daily basis.


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Re: My balls smell like... [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
    #22246900 - 09/16/15 04:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Mine smell like a mix of vinegar, and funk


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