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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: Kinko]
    #22238756 - 09/14/15 09:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

there are also books out there about how to become a contract killer even tho I don't want to kill anyone I don't mind learning about it... that's basically what I'm doing with this guide.


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #22238771 - 09/14/15 09:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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twighead said:
Epic heist :highfive:

Next time try going to the bulk section and mislabeling the trail mix as just peanuts.. you're practically going to save 3$ a lb.

Shwwwing. Cha ching.




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dude you just blew my mind



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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: Kinko]
    #22239079 - 09/14/15 10:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Sometimes when I self check out vegetables, I get the organics ,BUT I USE THE CODE FOR NON ORGANIC :cactuarrun:

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Lol.

Asking about being a world-class criminal and your example is shoplifting meat. :lol:



Its an easy and clever way for a youngster to test the waters with.




No, its not.. Shoplifting is retarded. You want to make money, embezzle it, or have a business, find some drug dealers and launder money.

Criminal school is called prison. Once you end up there, you learn a lot about how to get back in. :lol:


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: Kinko]
    #22239424 - 09/15/15 12:38 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The way to be a successful criminal is to either work as independent as you can, or have as many people beneath you with as many degrees of separation as you can.

Keep the money separate from the people getting dirty. Leave the dirty work to the people who want to prove themselves to the group. That's because people doing the violent shit / bottomdwelling shit are most likely to get caught, so the less they know about how shit runs, the less likely the people calling the shots are gonna go down. Plus they can more easily be replaced.

If you control who knows what, then the people who are most likely to cause problems can be eliminated before they do.

Never talk to police, routinely check people for wires, never use phones, instead have predetermined meetings.

And always remember your mantra, 'just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me'


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: D.M.T]
    #22239431 - 09/15/15 12:40 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You forgot the secret handshake, gotta have a secret handshake for your crime oligarchy


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: Kinko]
    #22239438 - 09/15/15 12:41 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You wanna be a world class criminal and the best you can come up with is switching stickers on meat? :okthatsfunny:


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] * 1
    #22239452 - 09/15/15 12:46 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

No but seriously, If I was gonna do something big Id do a heist. Preferably a bank, with two associates. Id ping police radios with a phased antennae array and figure out their exact locations, Id also scramble their communications so they couldn't orchestrate a counter response. We'd get in the bank, lock it down, do our work and leave, one shot, one time. Sure as fuck better then switching sale stickers on steaks.


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22239516 - 09/15/15 01:41 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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No but seriously, If I was gonna do something big Id do a heist. Preferably a bank, with two associates. Id ping police radios with a phased antennae array and figure out their exact locations, Id also scramble their communications so they couldn't orchestrate a counter response. We'd get in the bank, lock it down, do our work and leave, one shot, one time. Sure as fuck better then switching sale stickers on steaks.





Good luck dude, though I still think you should go with the meat idea.


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: sh4d0ws]
    #22239534 - 09/15/15 01:55 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

An ex girlfriend of mine was part of a shoplifting ring that amassed tens of thousands of dollars each until they were caught. They were on CNN & everything.

The simplest crimes can be lucrative if you do it enough. The problem is you will eventually get caught doing that shit.


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: Mescalean]
    #22239571 - 09/15/15 02:28 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Mescalean said:
with crime the big dick of the law will eventually fuck you. it's ineveitable




true  and therefore the goal becomes maximizing your monetary gain while minimizing your time spent incarcerated.

Learn which crimes have the best benefit to punishment ratio and do those


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: Apostle]
    #22239677 - 09/15/15 03:52 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Can't believe no one hit him with the  :cop: yet


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22239688 - 09/15/15 04:00 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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No but seriously, If I was gonna do something big Id do a heist. Preferably a bank, with two associates. Id ping police radios with a phased antennae array and figure out their exact locations, Id also scramble their communications so they couldn't orchestrate a counter response. We'd get in the bank, lock it down, do our work and leave, one shot, one time. Sure as fuck better then switching sale stickers on steaks.




I hear you are better off hitting a brinks truck when it goes to pick up money from stores and take it to the banks on Fridays or when they are putting money in atms.

But like OP said, you are better off switching bar codes on the meats because there is almost no risk with that xD


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: Apostle]
    #22239698 - 09/15/15 04:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Get one of those cat burglar masks and sacks with the $ sign on it first.



After a few heists you will want to establish a lair of super villainy.


Or


At this point you may want to join a group of like minded criminals. Its all in the name shoot for a name with words like legion or brotherhood in it. Throughout all this you should be working on some sort of death ray device that you can hold the world hostage with. Be sure to demand more than a million dollars there too Dr. Evil because the property taxes on that lair won't be cheap. Good luck. Hope to see your message of ransom demand interrupt the SuperBowl one day.


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: my3rdeye]
    #22239709 - 09/15/15 04:11 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

My hideout



:smilingpuppy:

Eh


Makes you wanna be criminal now donnuit?


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: Kinko]
    #22239762 - 09/15/15 04:56 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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What makes a good criminal? Paying attention to detail and knowing when to quit/leave come to mind. As well as not talking to anyone about your business , keeping a pre paid phone in hand, and possibly? Maybe? Move around if you draw attention.    What are other aspects that make a good criminal? What crimes they choose to commit? Which people to target?      Im looking for pointers since alot of you sell/used to sell drugs and or theft.    Are there any criminals out there with pointers or loopholes when it comes to the system? How can you abuse the ho? ( remove sticker from cheap item , put said sticker on expensive item ( meat?) and scan thru self checkout. Thats just one example i heard of. Make this thread a guide for future criminals to study. How would you do it?



these guys have an ingenious and elaborate meat stealing operate... you'll be at the top in no time if you learn from them



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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22239805 - 09/15/15 05:44 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Read


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: natzyshroomer]
    #22240188 - 09/15/15 08:29 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

How to become a "criminal"  (how it actually works):

Find something illegal you're good at.
Do it.  Do it some more.
If you haven't been caught yet, you might be good.
Naturally you'll start to meet others doing the same or similar.
Listen, observe and learn.
Get better, do more, make more.

Most important step:
STOP when you have money saved (you are saving, right?  Otherwise you're an idiot)

This is how to be a successful criminal.  Now take the money and do something legal, which can be just as profitable if not more.

Easy.


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