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OfflineKinko
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Guide to becoming a world-class criminal.
    #22238234 - 09/14/15 07:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

What makes a good criminal? Paying attention to detail and knowing when to quit/leave come to mind. As well as not talking to anyone about your business , keeping a pre paid phone in hand, and possibly? Maybe? Move around if you draw attention.    What are other aspects that make a good criminal? What crimes they choose to commit? Which people to target?      Im looking for pointers since alot of you sell/used to sell drugs and or theft.    Are there any criminals out there with pointers or loopholes when it comes to the system? How can you abuse the ho? ( remove sticker from cheap item , put said sticker on expensive item ( meat?) and scan thru self checkout. Thats just one example i heard of. Make this thread a guide for future criminals to study. How would you do it?


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: Kinko]
    #22238247 - 09/14/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

with crime the big dick of the law will eventually fuck you. it's ineveitable


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: Mescalean] * 4
    #22238256 - 09/14/15 07:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Lol.

Asking about being a world-class criminal and your example is shoplifting meat. :lol:


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: Kinko] * 1
    #22238257 - 09/14/15 07:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Get into politics. If you ain't corrupt when you start, you will be eventually.


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: Kinko]
    #22238259 - 09/14/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Become a fed. reserve or IMF banker


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: twighead]
    #22238264 - 09/14/15 07:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Le_Canard said:
Get into politics. If you ain't corrupt when you start, you will be eventually.



Quote:

twighead said:
Become a fed. reserve or IMF banker




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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: Mescalean]
    #22238276 - 09/14/15 07:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Patience


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: Mescalean]
    #22238279 - 09/14/15 07:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Mescalean said:
Quote:

Le_Canard said:
Get into politics. If you ain't corrupt when you start, you will be eventually.



Quote:

twighead said:
Become a fed. reserve or IMF banker






While i agree with everything said above its far - fetched for a low intelligence and or starting out criminal. I want pointers for someone aspiring to become a criminal. What should they look out for? What are good criminal paths which take little risks and little time to accomplish?


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: Boomertown]
    #22238281 - 09/14/15 07:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Patience



Solid advice.


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: Kinko] * 1
    #22238284 - 09/14/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Walk into your local Wells Fargo and ask them.  Those fuckers were found guilty of over 56,000 counts of fraud during the housing crisis and not a single bastard has seen jail time.


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: GreenRabbit]
    #22238288 - 09/14/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Lol.

Asking about being a world-class criminal and your example is shoplifting meat. :lol:



Its an easy and clever way for a youngster to test the waters with.


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: ShroomerInTheRye]
    #22238294 - 09/14/15 07:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Walk into your local Wells Fargo and ask them.  Those fuckers were found guilty of over 56,000 counts of fraud during the housing crisis and not a single bastard has seen jail time.



Exactly Big criminals dont get punished so the least us low life criminals can have is a guide on how to protect ourselfs.


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: Kinko]
    #22238297 - 09/14/15 07:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Kinko said:
Quote:

Mescalean said:
Quote:

Le_Canard said:
Get into politics. If you ain't corrupt when you start, you will be eventually.



Quote:

twighead said:
Become a fed. reserve or IMF banker






While i agree with everything said above its far - fetched for a low intelligence and or starting out criminal. I want pointers for someone aspiring to become a criminal. What should they look out for? What are good criminal paths which take little risks and little time to accomplish?



Well it's going to be difficult for anyone with low intelligence... you need to be able to match wits with the people who are trying to stop you. Unless you just have incredibly good slight of hand.


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: Kinko] * 1
    #22238558 - 09/14/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

GreenRabbit said:
Lol.

Asking about being a world-class criminal and your example is shoplifting meat. :lol:




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Kinko said:
remove sticker from cheap item , put said sticker on expensive item ( meat?) and scan thru self checkout. Thats just one example i heard of.




:mindexpanding:

damn homey that's some straight Al Capone level type shit


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: Niffla]
    #22238582 - 09/14/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:gameover::highdog:


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: twighead] * 1
    #22238606 - 09/14/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Just went to the grocery store and pulled off the ultimate caper

Took the barcode off the generic brand ranch and put it on a bottle of Kraft ranch

saved $1.19


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: Niffla]
    #22238632 - 09/14/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Epic heist :highfive:

Next time try going to the bulk section and mislabeling the trail mix as just peanuts.. you're practically going to save 3$ a lb.

Shwwwing. Cha ching.


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: twighead]
    #22238667 - 09/14/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Epic heist :highfive:

Next time try going to the bulk section and mislabeling the trail mix as just peanuts.. you're practically going to save 3$ a lb.

Shwwwing. Cha ching.




:lookslucrative:

dude you just blew my mind


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: Niffla]
    #22238698 - 09/14/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

OP, why in the world would you aspire to be a "professional" criminal? Come on man... I don't even know you but you're better than that. :confused:

Can a mod please lock this thread? This is not good for The Shroomery...


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Re: Guide to becoming a world-class criminal. [Re: Bigfeely123]
    #22238749 - 09/14/15 09:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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OP, why in the world would you aspire to be a "professional" criminal? Come on man... I don't even know you but you're better than that. :confused:

Can a mod please lock this thread? This is not good for The Shroomery...[/quote.  no bro it's not about becoming a criminal it's about knowing the ends and outs of being a criminal , you gain street knowledge and the power of knowing .. you never now


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