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OfflineLogicaL ChaosM
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Holy Shit! Almost Hit a Fuckin Cat! * 1
    #22234692 - 09/13/15 10:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Holy SHit that was close!

So im driving to the store. Its nite time.

Driving down a straight road, its kinda dark, going about 35 MPH. Then out of the bushes, this fuckin white cat has a fuckin death wish, its running full speed into the road. If i hadnt slowed down, i would have hit it for sure.

Then, another car incoming, going 35 MPH, looks like they hit the cat, the cat was right in front of the other oncoming car :eek:. I looked in my  rear-view  mirror, couldnt see the cat.

On the way home, gunna look for it.

Damn psycho ass cat...:nonono:


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Re: Holy Shit! Almost Hit a Fuckin Cat! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #22234754 - 09/13/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Keep us updated man! Cat lives matter!

Did every one catch that phrase. I had some one I know yell at me.. "Fish lives matter to!!!!"

For real tho.. let us know if its dead.

Of course.. "Pics or didnt happen!"lol


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Re: Holy Shit! Almost Hit a Fuckin Cat! [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
    #22234773 - 09/13/15 10:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

well, i went down the  other road coming, looked for him, even with brights on, couldnt find the cat body.

I think hes alright.

I have a feeling this cat  has done this before and likes the rush of ALMOST DYING


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Re: Holy Shit! Almost Hit a Fuckin Cat! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #22234812 - 09/13/15 10:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Interesting. It's nice to care for life. Sometimes I don't ever want to kill. Even plants. Sometimes.

I think to my self "Why give it death". I used to always kill insects if they got in the house. I'm a little more peaceful now. I catch them and let them go outside.

I just don't like giving things death. Death is a buzz killer, now that I'm older.


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Re: Holy Shit! Almost Hit a Fuckin Cat! [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
    #22235100 - 09/14/15 12:20 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
So im driving to the store. Its nite time...





And you're typing on your smart phone in response to a forum thread when out of nowhere, you jump a curb, fly across some old person's lawn and almost nail their cat that was just chillin' near a hedge bush.

You pull the car to a stop like, "Shit! I've spent the last 30 seconds looking down typing while driving 55 MPH! What the fuck is going on?!" So you hop back on the forum and post this thread.

We've all heard this story before.


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Re: Holy Shit! Almost Hit a Fuckin Cat! [Re: JoeP83]
    #22235117 - 09/14/15 12:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

my battery cable to the alternator was loose once and I didn't know it, so the battery kept going dead and had to keep jump starting it multiple times.  When I was almost home I decided I should turn my headlights off since I could still mostly see and I was following a car ahead of me that was jump starting me.  Anyways soon as I did that I heard a thumping in my wheel housing and a cat screaming.  somehow it got stuck above my tire and must have been doing a road runner thing in there.  Not sure what happened to it tho


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