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Trash crowd at the movies today
    #22233028 - 09/13/15 06:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

So, today I went and saw the movie "The Visit" with some relatives. It was a pretty good watch, full of luxurious plot twists, all that good jazz. I'd recommend it.

Anyway, the crowd there was ridiculous. Some lady had like five loud-ass bags with her that she kept crumpling for whatever reason throughout the movie. WTF did she need so many bags of stuff for?

Then, throughout the whole movie everybody kept laughing at parts that were supposed to be suspenseful and scary. I felt as if the PG-13 rating had a lot to do with this. It's hard to stay scared when everyone in the place is making light of everything, takes away from it.

My cousin said that the lady behind her started kicking her chair forward. My cousin accidentally leaned a little too far back, so the lady decided to kick her far forward and say "STOP LEANING BACK" instead of doing that in a more polite way.


On the ride home, my cousin told me that at a recent movie she was at some lady behind her started making tuna sandwiches in the middle of it. Like, she had brought a loaf of bread & tuna fish, etc. WTF?


I guess the worst movie attendant I've ever seen was myself on one particular occasion though. The time that I was 19 and got wasted and puked all over the people in front of me. Yikes.



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Re: Trash crowd at the movies today [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #22233046 - 09/13/15 06:10 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I rarely go to the movies anymore. How can you with stories like this lol. The movies lol. Bunch of propaganda IMO. Not surprised at all:smugjerry:


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Re: Trash crowd at the movies today [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #22233057 - 09/13/15 06:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I don't really go to theaters. 1. They're over priced as fuck. 2. You have 50 idiots ruining the experience. 3. Unless I sit in the very front row and break my neck trying to look up at the screen, some tall ass person always has to come sit directly in front me forcing me to sit straight up the whole time rather than lean back and relax.


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Re: Trash crowd at the movies today [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22233072 - 09/13/15 06:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The chairs are almost guaranteed to be uncomfortable too. (Unless your theater has nice recliners, you're lucky.)


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Re: Trash crowd at the movies today [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22233083 - 09/13/15 06:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
I don't really go to theaters. 1. They're over priced as fuck. 2. You have 50 idiots ruining the experience. 3. Unless I sit in the very front row and break my neck trying to look up at the screen, some tall ass person always has to come sit directly in front me forcing me to sit straight up the whole time rather than lean back and relax.



and 4) most theaters don't run any movies that are worth seeing

rocky horror picture show live showings are awesome, but other than that, fuck em


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Re: Trash crowd at the movies today [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #22233091 - 09/13/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Sheekle said:


My cousin said that the lady behind her started kicking her chair forward. My cousin accidentally leaned a little too far back, so the lady decided to kick her far forward and say "STOP LEANING BACK" instead of doing that in a more polite way.







Some teenagers kept doing that to me a few years ago after I asked them to stop and then this douche put his feet up right beside my face on the back of my chair to show off in front of his girlfriend and friends or something, so I just grabbed his dumb ass Birkenstocks and threw 'em to the front of the theater.

Also, when I was probably 14 me and a friend of mine were talking during a movie and this huge man in his 40's insisted we meet him out in the parking lot to kick our asses :lol:

Other than that, my movie going experiences have been pretty mundane :shrug:


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Re: Trash crowd at the movies today [Re: The Moose]
    #22233099 - 09/13/15 06:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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The Moose said:
The chairs are almost guaranteed to be uncomfortable too. (Unless your theater has nice recliners, you're lucky.)



The new ones at this theater was like leather nd shit, luxury as fuck


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Re: Trash crowd at the movies today [Re: Sheekle]
    #22233114 - 09/13/15 06:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

u're gonna have nightmares now bro

i wouldve kicked that bitch in the pussy

i've never really had any bad experiences in movie theaters, i dont normally care about that kind of stuff. i actually kinda of enjoy it when people get involved. it is almost like watching a movie with a huge family. it's magnus maior maximus.


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Re: Trash crowd at the movies today [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #22233143 - 09/13/15 06:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I go to a theatre like once a year. They opened an Arclight cinema down the street recently so I went to check that out. They have reserved seats, a waiting room with a bar and ushers that take you to your seat and you pay out the ass.



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Re: Trash crowd at the movies today [Re: koods]
    #22233150 - 09/13/15 06:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

movie theaters should be like half restaurant and half movie theater


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Re: Trash crowd at the movies today [Re: Sheekle]
    #22233152 - 09/13/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I go to the movies high on cannabis and play the arcade games and get the biggest bag of skittles possible and eat them until my stomach hurts


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Re: Trash crowd at the movies today [Re: zZZz]
    #22233164 - 09/13/15 06:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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zZZz said:
movie theaters should be like half restaurant and half movie theater



http://www.arlingtondrafthouse.com/drafthouse/



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Re: Trash crowd at the movies today [Re: koods]
    #22233186 - 09/13/15 06:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

yea but i meant like all theaters

i know they've got a couple of them around here


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Re: Trash crowd at the movies today [Re: koods]
    #22233217 - 09/13/15 06:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Is that the iPics place in North Betheada?


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Re: Trash crowd at the movies today [Re: koods]
    #22233306 - 09/13/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I go to a theatre like once a year. They opened an Arclight cinema down the street recently so I went to check that out. They have reserved seats, a waiting room with a bar and ushers that take you to your seat and you pay out the ass.







The theater I go to has chairs like that too. You can get almost completely horizontal and still see the screen. I won't go to any theater that doesn't have those chairs again.

Last year I went to a movie and the theater was about 25% full. This really fat lady came in 15 minutes late and was slamming the door and being loud. Then she sits in the chair right next to me instead of giving me and my wife some space. It turns out she is sick and she starts coughing without covering her mouth and she's blowing her nose too.  Last she started looking at her phone and then she asked me to fill her in on what she missed.

I was seriously looking around, thinking that I was being pranked. I seen that I wasn't so I got up and moved in the middle of her talking.


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Re: Trash crowd at the movies today [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #22233341 - 09/13/15 06:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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so I got up and moved in the middle of her talking.



LOL!


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Re: Trash crowd at the movies today [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #22233346 - 09/13/15 06:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

she probably wanted ur seat bro


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Re: Trash crowd at the movies today [Re: koods]
    #22233389 - 09/13/15 06:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Koods were is that? I know you live in the DMV


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Re: Trash crowd at the movies today [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22233402 - 09/13/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Janky Tits said:
Is that the iPics place in North Betheada?




That's Arclight at Montgomery mall. What's ipics?


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Re: Trash crowd at the movies today [Re: Sheekle]
    #22233421 - 09/13/15 06:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I actually kinda like theaters, but maybe its just cus where I live there are no young people and I tend to go Tuesdays (cheap night)
shitty shit tho yo


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