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Arctic W. Fox

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Dear Californians....
#22227012 - 09/12/15 01:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can give you a deluge within six months.
But, within nine months after the rain, the earthquakes will start up again, and this time with a lot more power.
I need large earthquakes for my scientific experimentation project.
I will trade you all the rain you want, in exchange for massive earthquakes I need.
"Is there any in this rout with authority to treat with me?"
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rackem



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riddles suck
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Mental Taco



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Re: Dear Californians.... [Re: rackem]
#22227043 - 09/12/15 01:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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openmind
curious


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I'll pass on the offer....
....big ol' El Niño is going to save us .
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Prisoner#1
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Arctic W. Fox said: I will trade you all the rain you want, in exchange for massive earthquakes I need.
I want enough rain to drown every person in california with out them having a chance to escape and plenty more in order to wash california away for eternity
I hope this does not fuck up your earthquake and world domination plans
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Dear Californians.... [Re: openmind]
#22227498 - 09/12/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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openmind said: I'll pass on the offer....
....big ol' El Niño is going to save us .
I'm pretty sure that it's El Niño and all of mexico that's fucking california
and the politicians, they're fucking you too
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Konyap

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Re: Dear Californians.... [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22227507 - 09/12/15 03:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Is California on the latitude side or the longitude side?
It's getting hard to see.
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Adolin




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Re: Dear Californians.... [Re: Konyap]
#22227537 - 09/12/15 03:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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not that i live in calfornia, but i'd agree for them. a good earthquake might be what it takes to humble that pompous state
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rackem



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Re: Dear Californians.... [Re: Adolin]
#22227563 - 09/12/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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i say let them file for bankruptcy.. when the massive shit hits the fan the government is going to be the first one to yell for help, further making california a drag on the us.
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Prisoner#1
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Quote:
336 said:
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Prisoner#1 said:
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Arctic W. Fox said: I will trade you all the rain you want, in exchange for massive earthquakes I need.
I want enough rain to drown every person in california with out them having a chance to escape and plenty more in order to wash california away for eternity
I hope this does not fuck up your earthquake and world domination plans
Agreed; and I live in California. As long as I have enough time to escape I'm cool with it. Most of these Californians suck ass IMO too. lol
I'm hoping I have now clarified it for you
if he cant kill all californians with his rain then he cannot have his earthquakes
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Arctic W. Fox

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Re: Dear Californians.... [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22227653 - 09/12/15 03:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: if he cant kill all californians with his rain then he cannot have his earthquakes
There will be four people who die in connection with the rains. The main earthquake and aftershocks will kill thirty-two next year. None of them will be Shroomerites.
Sorry, best I can do.
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Prisoner#1
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336 said:
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Prisoner#1 said: if he cant kill all californians with his rain then he cannot have his earthquakes
I strongly proclaim myself a citizen of The Kingdom of Hawaii who is currently imprisoned in California.
Thus my demise is not part of the deal. But it saddens me that you want me dead so bad...

And I thought we were brothers. Us being members of the same tribe and all.
oh, now that changes everything
california will eventually wash yp on the shores of hawaii so you will get to rejoin your people
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Prisoner#1
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Quote:
Arctic W. Fox said:
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Prisoner#1 said: if he cant kill all californians with his rain then he cannot have his earthquakes
There will be four people who die in connection with the rains. The main earthquake and aftershocks will kill thirty-two next year. None of them will be Shroomerites.
Sorry, best I can do.
no deal, I will let the drought kill them, that should be punishment enough for being liberals and living in a place that would normally be a desert
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twighead
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Re: Dear Californians.... [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22227865 - 09/12/15 04:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nor cal is badass though, it's everywhere south of SF
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twighead
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Sometimes I like SF, at the least it has northern Californias best venues
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Wah
Strangest

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I'll run a huge hose and drain all my piss into California for a month in exchange for some beach front property down there.
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rackem



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Re: Dear Californians.... [Re: Wah]
#22227954 - 09/12/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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wait, what?
you want beach front there??
you wont after the bills start rolling in.
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Arctic W. Fox

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Thank you California.
Starting in March-April I will be running my experiments again. There will be large earthquakes soon after. Please take appropriate precautions.
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deucedbi9
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Arctic W. Fox said:
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Prisoner#1 said: if he cant kill all californians with his rain then he cannot have his earthquakes
There will be four people who die in connection with the rains. The main earthquake and aftershocks will kill thirty-two next year. None of them will be Shroomerites.
Sorry, best I can do.
Sounds boring as fuck.
How about. Cali gets all the water it needs for the mother of all bumper harvests and when the last orange has been sent east you set off the mofo of all earthquakes that sloughs off everything west of the San Andreas fault into the Pacific. Y-tube the ever living shit outta it!
And, Just so the easterners don't feel left out, could you make the volcano on La Palma erupt with enough force to cause the Islands collapse into the Atlantic, unleashing a tsuanmi of such epic proportions to swamp the entire east coast! Now, that, would give us endless hours of y-tubery vids to watch. Sadly we may have to lose some shroomery members, I'm sure we'll all miss Zappas' whining for a while, but just think of all the y-tubes! Make it so.
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Re: Dear Californians.... [Re: deucedbi9]
#22417419 - 10/22/15 09:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Oops I pressed decline and then resized were I a drought. Can u undo my vote pls
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