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InvisibleLunarEclipse
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The Serena Slam
    #22226880 - 09/12/15 12:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

"I don't feel pressure" Serena proudly declares after one of the worst chokes ever.  "Well, maybe a couple of tight shots" she clarifies, "but that's pretty typical of my matches."  Forty unforced errors along with some very untimely double faults and netted shots while on top of the net and facing an open court at critical junctures in the match escaped her memory.

Truly one of the rudest, most obnoxious players ever, who for unknown reasons (we all know why of course) gets a "bye" on drug testing.  If that monster isn't juiced, I'll eat a bug.  Repeated shouting episodes and calling her opponent a bitch in the one outburst is ignored by the "chair judge" who sits quietly in fear as she remembers when Serena threatened to kill a line judge a while back.  Better safe than sorry later.

Then of course, it was her boyfriends fault for being in the stands when she directed him to only be at the finals.  Evil man, what was he doing there affecting her play?


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Re: The Serena Slam [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #22227444 - 09/12/15 02:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yes it's perfectly clear that she is an entitled, total bitch.


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Re: The Serena Slam [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #22227550 - 09/12/15 03:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: The Serena Slam [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #22227637 - 09/12/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:argh: why


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Re: The Serena Slam [Re: quinn]
    #22227714 - 09/12/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Lunar is hungry and his frig is empty.


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Re: The Serena Slam [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #22231536 - 09/13/15 12:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

We mustn't criticize special people don't you know. They all get a free pass.


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