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makaveli8x8
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Re: Looking for USED boxers/underware..I pay top dollar!!! [Re: Blazeyy]
#22227978 - 09/12/15 05:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I think he's trying to get his wife pregno with used boxers?
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Re: Looking for USED boxers/underware..I pay top dollar!!! [Re: Blazeyy]
#22227980 - 09/12/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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OP pm me if you want a bulk deal
I've got about 20 pairs of unwashed underwear. It will take me probably 2 weeks to bust sizeable nuts on all o them though, so I'd need a down payment
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Re: Looking for USED boxers/underware..I pay top dollar!!! [Re: pineapple3]
#22228078 - 09/12/15 05:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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pineapple3 said: Hey all,
I'm looking to buy used men boxers, if you want to make some money then just sell me your used boxer I'll pay up to €60.
Also, there's needs to be the stuff at the front of the boxers. not just skid marks.
Thanks.
I don't see how any of this can go wrong.
I'll give you 10 pairs for 500E. Deal?
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Re: Looking for USED boxers/underware..I pay top dollar!!! [Re: pineapple3]
#22228090 - 09/12/15 05:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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that might backfire
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Re: Looking for USED boxers/underware..I pay top dollar!!! [Re: makaveli8x8] 1
#22228151 - 09/12/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Police: Mr. Fischer, WHY was YOUR underwear found at the scene where Ms. Pacinco's body was found brutally raped and murdered?
Me: I dont know officer, i was 2k miles away that night, it wasnt me!
Police: So why was your underwear found neatly draped over her arm with a note giving your IP and email address??? We KNOW it was you!
Me: I swear it wasnt, it was this guy. He wanted to buy my underwear. He gave me 60€ for it. He said he wanted it used and musky. His name was pineapple something, i swear! Go on the shroomery and look for thr pineapple man, HES your rapist!
Police: So you expect us to believe that some guy on the internet bought your underwear, raped Ms. Pacinco, planted it, and left a note with your identifying information? Poppycock, thats too ridiculous to believe. Youre trying to send us on a wild goose chase with this "pineapple man" of yours
Me: I swear you have to believe me...
Police: Say we do...how do you explain your heavily worn socks shoved in her mouth...
Me:
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Re: Looking for USED boxers/underware..I pay top dollar!!! [Re: JvF]
#22228281 - 09/12/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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i mean if you have an alibi you don't really need to give much of a story to not be a suspect anymore.
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Re: Looking for USED boxers/underware..I pay top dollar!!! [Re: pineapple3]
#22228415 - 09/12/15 06:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle is gonna be rich. 
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Re: Looking for USED boxers/underware..I pay top dollar!!! [Re: pineapple3]
#22228452 - 09/12/15 06:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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millions of potential babies, and they all died right there in those boxers
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Re: Looking for USED boxers/underware..I pay top dollar!!! [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22228475 - 09/12/15 06:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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If this was a real deal I would sell you most of my underwear.
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Re: Looking for USED boxers/underware..I pay top dollar!!! [Re: Atreyu]
#22228500 - 09/12/15 06:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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the UFC is selling ronda rousey bra's for $6k
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Re: Looking for USED boxers/underware..I pay top dollar!!! [Re: koods]
#22228633 - 09/12/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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koods said: Sheekle is gonna be rich. 

i'm guessing he left those at your house and you contributed to them
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Re: Looking for USED boxers/underware..I pay top dollar!!! [Re: Salomon]
#22228644 - 09/12/15 07:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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he sold them to me. I'm selling for a profit.
he sent that pic to me and told me I should make it the background on my phone.
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Re: Looking for USED boxers/underware..I pay top dollar!!! [Re: pineapple3]
#22228864 - 09/12/15 08:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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maybe a museum will buy them from you to put on display
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Re: Looking for USED boxers/underware..I pay top dollar!!! [Re: pineapple3]
#22229534 - 09/12/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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koods said: Sheekle is gonna be rich. 


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Re: Looking for USED boxers/underware..I pay top dollar!!! [Re: 404]
#22229574 - 09/12/15 11:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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PM me. And since I'm the one selling the underwear you would have to pay me first.. I'll give you a buy two get one free deal.
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Re: Looking for USED boxers/underware..I pay top dollar!!! [Re: Crystal G]
#22229583 - 09/13/15 12:01 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: Are you interested in women's underwear, or men's underwear only? If you want used women's underwear we can work out a deal. PM me.
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Re: Looking for USED boxers/underware..I pay top dollar!!! [Re: SurReality]
#22229679 - 09/13/15 12:49 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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SurReality said: lol i have heard of people doing stuff like that online. but that is pretty crazy to do it in your own area, what city was this in?
I can't remember anymore it's been a while since I got that story. I cut all ties completely when I found out he was a child molester (boys) that lost his job teaching choir at an elementary school because of it. 
He did some weird shit man he tried so hard to hit on me, like he drew a picture of me and wrapped it in a bow and gave me bottles of wine and all sorts of weird shit. He wanted to tutor me in music, he'd do it for free, that he thought I was really handsome and he liked being around me, etc.
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Re: Looking for USED boxers/underware..I pay top dollar!!! [Re: pineapple3]
#22229713 - 09/13/15 01:03 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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pineapple3 said: Hey all,
I'm looking to buy used men boxers, if you want to make some money then just sell me your used boxer I'll pay up to €60.
Also, there's needs to be the stuff at the front of the boxers. not just skid marks.
Thanks.
Sure thing, Ipraytomushrooms. I'll sell you some underwear. Money up front.
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