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Shiithead
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The Art of Douchbaggery
#22224908 - 09/11/15 11:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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For jokes... I sometimes ask people if they have that 5 dollars they owe me.
Most of the time they say fuck you or give me that look like I can go fuck myself.
But sometimes, they get ready to reach for their wallet before they say fuck you or, actually hand me five dollars.
All of the times they hand me five dollars I say I am just fuckin with them because in the end it's just for fun... for now.
How are you a douchebag???
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Re: The Art of Douchbaggery [Re: Shiithead]
#22224916 - 09/11/15 11:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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repeat sexual offender
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Shiithead
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Re: The Art of Douchbaggery [Re: Shiithead]
#22224943 - 09/11/15 11:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Lol looks like shia labeouf with a pedophile stash.
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I used to go up to strangers and ask "haven't you heard" and they say "what" then I say "the bird is the word".
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Re: The Art of Douchbaggery [Re: Shiithead]
#22224971 - 09/11/15 11:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm a reclusive grumpy fact picking pretentious intellectual.....
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Sometimes when I'm driving around I'll honk at people walking around and wave. They usually wave back.
When my girlfriend was pregnant she had this blue shirt she liked to wear. I told her she looked like a giant blueberry and that I was concerned she would attract bears.
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Re: The Art of Douchbaggery [Re: Shiithead]
#22224977 - 09/11/15 11:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shiithead said:
All of the times they hand me five dollars I say I am just fuckin with them because in the end it's just for fun... for now.
Don't give in to temptation, what would the lord Jesus think
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Shiithead
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Uhhh... Don't you owe me 5 dollars??
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Re: The Art of Douchbaggery [Re: Shiithead]
#22225033 - 09/11/15 11:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shit.... Reaches for wallet... fuck you hahaha your not getting my shroomy dollars
Lol jk
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Shiithead
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C'mon bro don't be like that... You said you got me on that today......
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Re: The Art of Douchbaggery [Re: Shiithead]
#22225171 - 09/12/15 12:00 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shiithead
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Re: The Art of Douchbaggery [Re: Shiithead]
#22225206 - 09/12/15 12:08 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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That's right... It wasn't 5 dollars. It was 25....
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Re: The Art of Douchbaggery [Re: Shiithead]
#22225326 - 09/12/15 12:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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im not, but i can be if someone is being a douche towards me.
i am usually very tolerant tho, i know some peeps that is just the way they joke around with u, i just figure they dont know any better and kinda force a laugh, beats shanking somebody.
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Re: The Art of Douchbaggery [Re: zZZz] 1
#22225371 - 09/12/15 01:02 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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i'm a douchebag on the internet, but i'm (kind of) working on it.
i tend to nitpick, and call people out irrelevant things. i recently started doing it in person, and realized i was being an asshole for no reason. so i try not to as often now and keep my mouth shut
just cant help myself sometimes though.
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Shiithead
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Re: The Art of Douchbaggery [Re: zZZz]
#22225394 - 09/12/15 01:08 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Unless, you know, someone tries to take my life....
That would make my day......
Whether or not they claimed it.
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Re: The Art of Douchbaggery [Re: Shiithead]
#22225661 - 09/12/15 03:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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My girl and I like to go to the bar together and introduce ourselves as brother and sister, we get to talking to people throughout the night, hopefully flirting a bit. Later on we go to a corner and start making out. when we get caught we act really embarrassed and say its not what it looks like, but beg them not to tell, its fucking hilarious.
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Re: The Art of Douchbaggery [Re: twoseeeye]
#22225701 - 09/12/15 03:41 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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That's so sick.... in the best way.
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Re: The Art of Douchbaggery [Re: Shiithead]
#22225708 - 09/12/15 03:45 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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They usually don't fall for it of course, but we've had a few suckers get really, really weirded out to the point that they promise not to tell, and then won't even look at us.
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Re: The Art of Douchbaggery [Re: twoseeeye]
#22225710 - 09/12/15 03:46 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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You're one lucky individual nonetheless...
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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