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If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? 2
#22224723 - 09/11/15 10:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you could no longer legally buy or posses spaghetti anywhere, would you make your own?
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomopotamus] 1
#22224749 - 09/11/15 10:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Bet ur ass I would
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomopotamus] 1
#22224761 - 09/11/15 10:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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About ten years back, my aunt & uncle that I don't see all too often on my mom's side were living at our crib for a few months. My uncle is heavily Italian and would make spaghetti for all of us on a near nightly basis. Like, roll the dough and everything.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Sheekle] 1
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Sheekle]
#22224774 - 09/11/15 10:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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that had to be some good meals there.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#22224779 - 09/11/15 10:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Meh I'm more into like handmade pastas than rolln out spaghett. Honestly spaghetti isnt even that good of a pasta I mean barely holds the sauce.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
#22224789 - 09/11/15 10:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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this thread totally disgusts me, I hate spaghetti, and its a cheap persons food, this topic is totally distasteful, lock please, my opinion is more important than yours
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#22224791 - 09/11/15 10:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I already do make my own sometimes. I have like 6 bags of pasta flour in the freezer. I've been too lazy to do it recently, but it tastes so much better.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
#22224792 - 09/11/15 10:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wait a minute dont u have to like extrude spaghetti or whatever its called. R u sure it wasn't linguini or summin
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] 1
#22224800 - 09/11/15 10:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't extrude mine. I have a pasta rolling machine.

First you roll it out into a long thin sheet on the front side, then run it through the cutting wheels in the back.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22224816 - 09/11/15 10:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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makaveli8x8 said: this thread totally disgusts me, I hate spaghetti, and its a cheap persons food, this topic is totally distasteful, lock please, my opinion is more important than yours
At [over] 19,250 posts, she does have a point.
Spaghetti is already illegal where I am, so I'm growing my own.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#22224819 - 09/11/15 10:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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No way too much trouble I would just eat other pastas.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22224824 - 09/11/15 10:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeh I have that too but I dont have an attachment for spaghetti. The only time I've home made fresh spaghetti was with one of those big kitchen aid mixers wot this big attachment. Idk how us make cylindrical pasta without extruding it.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22224837 - 09/11/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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is it worth the purchase to get into doing that?
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: rackem]
#22224856 - 09/11/15 10:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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No its a lot of work and a box of pasta is like a dollar. There's a lot better fresh pastas u can make and most of the time I prefer the taste of dry pasta neway. I mostly use mine to cut homemade udon on the fettucine thing
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#22224862 - 09/11/15 10:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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what's the penalty for making spaghetti
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
#22224869 - 09/11/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Probably has something to do with surface tension or some shit. Mine is pretty much exactly as the one above and it has 2 different cutting wheels, one for linguine and one for spaghetti. The spaghetti does come out round though.Quote:
rackem said: is it worth the purchase to get into doing that?
If you like cooking, sure. Fresh pasta is fucking awesome. I was making it like every few nights so I kinda got tired of doing it. I haven't in awhile, but plan to sometime in the near future. Just need semolina flour to make it with. My roller was kinda expensive but you can find cheap ones that are nearly identical. Just don't get them wet. You can't really clean them like with soap and water (even mine). You kinda just get a brush and brush everything off of it. It's not supposed to have dough sticking to it really, although sometimes it does. If your dough is routinely sticking you need to put more flour on it when putting it through.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
#22224871 - 09/11/15 10:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Learn to make the ears or the one wit the ridges no need to take up space with an expencive stainless steel dust collector.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
#22224873 - 09/11/15 10:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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i am not afraid of the work part... but does the work get paid off in the taste?
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: rackem]
#22224884 - 09/11/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not really I mean u can control the quality of flours water n stuff but its negligible really its all in the sauce baby flour n water isn't where u wanna go the extra mile on
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: rackem]
#22224888 - 09/11/15 11:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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all pastas are included in the word spaghetti ass clowns
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomopotamus] 1
#22224889 - 09/11/15 11:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I dont CARE about legality. That shit is harmful. If it's legal, it'll still be coming from the Italian mafia, it'll just be more available to our children, which I will NOT stand for. Soccer mom's unite! We must protect the sanctity of our children's pure and white clothing.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#22224906 - 09/11/15 11:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shroomopotamus said: all pastas are included in the word spaghetti ass clowns
The american word for that is macaroni. Spaghetti is summin specific. Macaroni is a more fun word neway
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
#22224912 - 09/11/15 11:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Disagree, but you're gonna get opinions of all ranges on this, it's very subjective. I definitely taste a difference. More so because store bought pasta is flavorless to me, but it actually has flavor when I make it. You don't even just have to stop at flour, water and egg, either. You can add spices or even make spinach pasta. Can also add extra yolks for more flavor as well (which I do).Quote:
CHeifM4sterDiezL said:
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Shroomopotamus said: all pastas are included in the word spaghetti ass clowns
The american word for that is macaroni. Spaghetti is summin specific. Macaroni is a more fun word neway
Macaroni is something specific as well. The American word for all pasta, is pasta.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22224957 - 09/11/15 11:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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That shit aint worth it for the cost.Jus but the fresh pastas in the store if u want that taste. I made scratch pasta for like a year and a half and the I was like this is really fucking dumb idk once u get ur system down its not really all thattt much time or effort but its more than the nothing the dollar pasta takes. Is it worth it? Not to me.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
#22224961 - 09/11/15 11:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#22224964 - 09/11/15 11:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Heck yes I would. Spaghetti is my favorite.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
#22224969 - 09/11/15 11:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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this has got to be a troll thread you guys can't seriously be considering eating spaghetti, you must be poor or living in a flour mill
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
#22224970 - 09/11/15 11:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Stores around here don't sell fresh pasta. Except maybe Kroger's or something and that shit would be way over priced "organic" pasta.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
#22224972 - 09/11/15 11:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yo am I trippn or what
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
#22224983 - 09/11/15 11:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Damn dewd round here u can get all kinda fresh pastas and gnocchi n shit for not that much at all idk
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22224985 - 09/11/15 11:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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yeah fresh pasta is an oxymoron here.
i wouldnt even be contemplating it if it was available.
fuck i think i may just have to try it.. not like the roller is a big investment to begin wiht.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: rackem]
#22224994 - 09/11/15 11:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Supposedly pasta basically metabolizes to sugar. Too bad its so tasty with a cheese or tomato sauce. Hungry now, time to eat!
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: rackem]
#22224998 - 09/11/15 11:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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U could buy like 5 years worth of pasta for what I paid for mine n I jus have the atlas wit couple useless attachments. Its not even electric or anything
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
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how much did you spend?
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: rackem]
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rackem said: yeah fresh pasta is an oxymoron here.
i wouldnt even be contemplating it if it was available.
fuck i think i may just have to try it.. not like the roller is a big investment to begin wiht.
Shop around for semolina flour. It makes a huge difference. I had to order mine from Amazon but it's worth it to me. If I hadn't already done it more times than I can count and being lazy, I'd still be making it regularly.Quote:
rackem said: how much did you spend?
I spent around 60-80 for mine. You can find nearly identical ones for about 20 though. I spent a little more because I already knew I was going to be doing it a lot and some of the cheap ones sometimes end up grinding the metal down internally and putting the shavings in your pasta, which is just no good. They're not all like that though, like any other cheap thing, it's hit or miss. Sometimes you get the shit one, sometimes you get the one that practically lasts forever.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomslip]
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U had to order ur semolina off amazon that shit ain't fresh bro
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomslip]
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Yes, no store around here carries that shit. It's no less fresh than what you'd get in a store. It's not like they're sitting in the stock room grinding a fresh bag up every time someone buys one.
No, I live in a small city, a predominantly Mexican one. I can find all kinds of random shit that would be in Mexican food. Local grocery store sells entire pig heads for example.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22225044 - 09/11/15 11:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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but when you do make it, do you just make a shit load and freeze the rest for future consumption?
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Lucis]
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Fennario said: what's the penalty for making spaghetti
Federal prison time.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
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No one lives here, but me.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: rackem]
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rackem said: but when you do make it, do you just make a shit load and freeze the rest for future consumption?
Nah I make it all from scratch as I plan to use it. I just keep the flour in the freezer to keep it fresh longer.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomslip] 1
#22225066 - 09/11/15 11:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Dewd that's not from scratch u have to winnow the durum yourself in a basket woven from twigs hand collected in Tuscany its the only way.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22225068 - 09/11/15 11:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Baked white cheddar lobster macaroni.
I will eat that and not need to worry about federal time. Although thinking about it being illegal certainly makes me crave it more.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22225072 - 09/11/15 11:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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gotcha.. im going to give this a go.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
#22225077 - 09/11/15 11:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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CHeifM4sterDiezL said: Dewd that's not from scratch u have to winnow the durum yourself in a basket woven from twigs hand collected in Tuscany its the only way.
That's too much damn work, even for me. This is coming from someone who has made fresh bread entirely to make fresh bread crumbs 
I just like cooking. When I'm in the mood to cook, I really don't see it as work, I see it as a hobby.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22225090 - 09/11/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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damn man.. thats a true foodie right there
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22225093 - 09/11/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah I feel u I'm jus breakn balls I have a fucking pasta machine too
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: GoblinKing]
#22225814 - 09/12/15 05:29 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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No, probably not, full of carbs and wheat usually. Bought some corn noodles, still havemt made them, though I will.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Sheekle]
#22225821 - 09/12/15 05:35 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: About ten years back, my aunt & uncle that I don't see all too often on my mom's side were living at our crib for a few months. My uncle is heavily Italian and would make spaghetti for all of us on a near nightly basis. Like, roll the dough and everything.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: koods]
#22225836 - 09/12/15 05:49 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Anyone considering making their own pasta may want to read this: http://www.seriouseats.com/2015/01/best-easy-all-purpose-fresh-pasta-dough-recipe-instructions.html The yolk:white ratio she arrives at is really perfect I find!
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: koraks] 1
#22226312 - 09/12/15 09:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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There is one sure fire way to get me on the street to protest and maybe snipe a politician or two. Making pasta illegal.
I would violently protest my way through the shields, batons and pepper spray to usurp power over the country. I would behead the the guy who pulled that shit off, I would make ISIS look like amateurs. Then I will claim the country as my own and socialize pasta so that anybody can have has much pasta they can shove down their throats, free of charge.
I don't want to live in a world where pasta is illegal. No. Fucking. Way.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#22226323 - 09/12/15 09:29 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yes, but it would be homemade, free of industrial chemicals, free of toxins, free of GMOs, free of pesticides and would be for religious purposes only.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22226375 - 09/12/15 09:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: I already do make my own sometimes. I have like 6 bags of pasta flour in the freezer. I've been too lazy to do it recently, but it tastes so much better.
Same here, I love making my own pasta whenever I have the time. It's just a pain in the ass because it takes so much time, with the rolling and kneading the dough, rolling it super thin, slicing it with a knife, hanging the pasta on a wire rack to dry, etc… but soooooo much better and chewier than store-bought pasta when you're finally finished.
Also, why flour in the freezer? I wasn't aware that flour ever goes bad. I thought you could just store it in the cabinet or pantry or whatever.
Pasta is probably my favorite carb, so if it was illegal I would absolutely make my own.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
#22226413 - 09/12/15 09:57 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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CHeifM4sterDiezL said: No its a lot of work and a box of pasta is like a dollar. There's a lot better fresh pastas u can make and most of the time I prefer the taste of dry pasta neway. I mostly use mine to cut homemade udon on the fettucine thing
But you can buy crap sauce in the supermarkets that costs top dollar or you can make your own that's better quality and is cheaper, and fun.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: pineapple3]
#22226464 - 09/12/15 10:20 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ive tried more brands of jarred pasta sauce than youve ever seen in your life. Not all of them are crap hell theres plenty of them are good and decently priced. You can also doctor up most jars into something quite good in no time. I think making large amounts of homemade sauce to freeze or can is a smart idea. Making homemade pasta jus isnt worth it to me
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#22226525 - 09/12/15 10:35 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm not even a real big fan of spaghetti, but if it was illegal I would probably want it more.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: nicechrisman] 1
#22226820 - 09/12/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I would make synthetic spaghetti and sell it legally and take the money and run right before im raided
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomopotamus] 2
#22226828 - 09/12/15 12:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shroomopotamus said: If you could no longer legally buy or posses spaghetti anywhere, would you make your own?
I already make my own, it's top shelf stuff, dealer grade
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Crystal G]
#22226851 - 09/12/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: I already do make my own sometimes. I have like 6 bags of pasta flour in the freezer. I've been too lazy to do it recently, but it tastes so much better.
Same here, I love making my own pasta whenever I have the time. It's just a pain in the ass because it takes so much time, with the rolling and kneading the dough, rolling it super thin, slicing it with a knife, hanging the pasta on a wire rack to dry, etc… but soooooo much better and chewier than store-bought pasta when you're finally finished.
you seem to be making it more work than it really is. I never dry my pasta
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weevils
I go through flour fast enough that I dont have to worry about it but it's just like with rice or any other grain, there's always weevil eggs present and they will hatch and breed
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22226864 - 09/12/15 12:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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if you don't store it in the freezer snuffalupacus will snort it all
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: koraks]
#22226867 - 09/12/15 12:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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koraks said: Anyone considering making their own pasta may want to read this: http://www.seriouseats.com/2015/01/best-easy-all-purpose-fresh-pasta-dough-recipe-instructions.html The yolk:white ratio she arrives at is really perfect I find!
really? 1 egg to 1 cup of flour, a pinch of salt... there's nothing to making pasta, certainly no need for a whole fucking article
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: shroominated] 3
#22226891 - 09/12/15 12:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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shroominated said: if you don't store it in the freezer snuffalupacus will snort it all
is this some sort of imaginary mastodon/piranha like fish hybrid
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22226897 - 09/12/15 12:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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its barney addicted to flour changed his name
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Shroomslip said: I already do make my own sometimes. I have like 6 bags of pasta flour in the freezer. I've been too lazy to do it recently, but it tastes so much better.
Same here, I love making my own pasta whenever I have the time. It's just a pain in the ass because it takes so much time, with the rolling and kneading the dough, rolling it super thin, slicing it with a knife, hanging the pasta on a wire rack to dry, etc… but soooooo much better and chewier than store-bought pasta when you're finally finished.
you seem to be making it more work than it really is. I never dry my pasta
Really? You never hang it on a wire rack like this? I always thought that was essential to making pasta, especially spaghetti or linguine. I don't dry it if I'm making something like ravioli obviously.

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weevils
I go through flour fast enough that I dont have to worry about it but it's just like with rice or any other grain, there's always weevil eggs present and they will hatch and breed
This must be a regional thing. I have never seen weevils in California, the first time I ever saw them was in a bag of rice when I was living in Philadelphia.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22226941 - 09/12/15 12:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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is this some sort of imaginary mastodon/piranha like fish hybrid

That is actually quite a cute animal.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Crystal G]
#22226959 - 09/12/15 12:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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ive never done this, but whats the point of drying it if its going to be consumed quickly?
for storage i can understand, but for same day consumtion, i think that step is skippable (in the theory that i have stuck in my head)
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Crystal G]
#22226961 - 09/12/15 12:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: I already do make my own sometimes. I have like 6 bags of pasta flour in the freezer. I've been too lazy to do it recently, but it tastes so much better.
Same here, I love making my own pasta whenever I have the time. It's just a pain in the ass because it takes so much time, with the rolling and kneading the dough, rolling it super thin, slicing it with a knife, hanging the pasta on a wire rack to dry, etc… but soooooo much better and chewier than store-bought pasta when you're finally finished.
you seem to be making it more work than it really is. I never dry my pasta
Really? You never hang it on a wire rack like this? I always thought that was essential to making pasta, especially spaghetti or linguine. I don't dry it if I'm making something like ravioli obviously.

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weevils
I go through flour fast enough that I dont have to worry about it but it's just like with rice or any other grain, there's always weevil eggs present and they will hatch and breed
This must be a regional thing. I have never seen weevils in California, the first time I ever saw them was in a bag of rice when I was living in Philadelphia.
nope. I dont dry my pasta, doesnt matter the type, if you used egg in the recipe the egg will cook and keep shit together, cook time is about 2-3 minutes depending on the thickness
as for the weevils, they're worldwide, you probably havent heard of them because people sift them out or cook them into what ever you're eating and they never mention it.... or they've gone through the flour fast and it was never noticed
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22227859 - 09/12/15 04:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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hell yes
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
#22227905 - 09/12/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Crystal G]
#22227923 - 09/12/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Pretty much what pris said. We have had a huge problem with them a few years ago. I mean we ended up with hundreds or thousands of weevil moths flying around. We searched everywhere and could NOT find where they were coming from. We started keeping everything in the fridge/freezer that they would eat, set up pheromone traps and got hundreds of them and they still weren't disappearing. Eventually we found a giant can of oatmeal that someone (assuming one of my grandparents) had stuffed somewhere no one would look.
But flour can also go rancid. I dunno how long that takes, because I've never had it happen (and I've had flour last a long ass time) but it's a possibility nonetheless.
I still keep most of my flours and stuff in the fridge/freezer because stuff like my pasta or bread flour does not get used regularly.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22228190 - 09/12/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Weevils are a huge nuisance, getting in the cereal & sugar & flour & whatnot..
You guys that make your own pasta..
I'm not big on spaghetti, I'd make it sometimes, but I'd definitely bootleg some chicken spaghetti.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: The5thBeatle]
#22233746 - 09/13/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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i like to commit victim-less crimes so yes, I would be cooking spaghetti in my closet
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: blackdust]
#22234169 - 09/13/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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SHOTS FIRED!
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#22234585 - 09/13/15 09:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I would make a spaghetti lab
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: nicechrisman]
#22234616 - 09/13/15 09:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I would...whether I needed it or not.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: nicechrisman] 1
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Prisoner#1]
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you could slang ravioli for like, 3 buck a pop. Then other guys would come along and buy boats of raviolis from you the turn around and push em off in 100 packs for like 5-6 bucks each. by the time the ravioli hits the club, the end users are paying 30 bucks for a double stack.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#22235057 - 09/13/15 11:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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It's a slippery slope. Once you start dabbling in small stuff like spaghetti, you move onto bigger things like fettuccini and then there is no turning back.
I also like a little angel hair.
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Detached]
#22235068 - 09/14/15 12:06 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'd have soldiers on the streets slangin' macaronis and some boys in the clubs pushing the manacottis
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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Prisoner#1]
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speaking of illegal anyone know if those $10 gift cards are illegal? like what are the chances that we get in trouble for taking them if that dude is like the Hilary Clinton of the shroomery
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