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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #22226820 - 09/12/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I would make synthetic spaghetti and sell it legally and take the money and run right before im raided


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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 2
    #22226828 - 09/12/15 12:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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If you could no longer legally buy or posses spaghetti anywhere, would you make your own?





I already make my own, it's top shelf stuff, dealer grade


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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22226851 - 09/12/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
I already do make my own sometimes. I have like 6 bags of pasta flour in the freezer. I've been too lazy to do it recently, but it tastes so much better.




Same here, I love making my own pasta whenever I have the time. It's just a pain in the ass because it takes so much time, with the rolling and kneading the dough, rolling it super thin, slicing it with a knife, hanging the pasta on a wire rack to dry, etc… but soooooo much better and chewier than store-bought pasta when you're finally finished.




you seem to be making it more work than it really is. I never dry my pasta

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Also, why flour in the freezer? I wasn't aware that flour ever goes bad. I thought you could just store it in the cabinet or pantry or whatever.




weevils

I go through flour fast enough that I dont have to worry about it but it's just
like with rice or any other grain, there's always weevil eggs present and they
will hatch and breed


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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22226864 - 09/12/15 12:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

if you don't store it in the freezer snuffalupacus will snort it all


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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: koraks]
    #22226867 - 09/12/15 12:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Anyone considering making their own pasta may want to read this: http://www.seriouseats.com/2015/01/best-easy-all-purpose-fresh-pasta-dough-recipe-instructions.html
The yolk:white ratio she arrives at is really perfect I find!





really? 1 egg to 1 cup of flour, a pinch of salt... there's nothing to making
pasta, certainly no need for a whole fucking article


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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: shroominated] * 3
    #22226891 - 09/12/15 12:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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if you don't store it in the freezer snuffalupacus will snort it all




is this some sort of imaginary mastodon/piranha like fish hybrid




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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22226897 - 09/12/15 12:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

its barney addicted to flour changed his name


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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #22226937 - 09/12/15 12:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
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Shroomslip said:
I already do make my own sometimes. I have like 6 bags of pasta flour in the freezer. I've been too lazy to do it recently, but it tastes so much better.




Same here, I love making my own pasta whenever I have the time. It's just a pain in the ass because it takes so much time, with the rolling and kneading the dough, rolling it super thin, slicing it with a knife, hanging the pasta on a wire rack to dry, etc… but soooooo much better and chewier than store-bought pasta when you're finally finished.




you seem to be making it more work than it really is. I never dry my pasta




Really? You never hang it on a wire rack like this? I always thought that was essential to making pasta, especially spaghetti or linguine. I don't dry it if I'm making something like ravioli obviously.



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weevils

I go through flour fast enough that I dont have to worry about it but it's just
like with rice or any other grain, there's always weevil eggs present and they
will hatch and breed




This must be a regional thing. I have never seen weevils in California, the first time I ever saw them was in a bag of rice when I was living in Philadelphia.


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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22226941 - 09/12/15 12:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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if you don't store it in the freezer snuffalupacus will snort it all




is this some sort of imaginary mastodon/piranha like fish hybrid







That is actually quite a cute animal.


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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22226959 - 09/12/15 12:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

ive never done this, but whats the point of drying it if its going to be consumed quickly?

for storage i can understand, but for same day consumtion, i think that step is skippable (in the theory that i have stuck in my head)


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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22226961 - 09/12/15 12:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
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Shroomslip said:
I already do make my own sometimes. I have like 6 bags of pasta flour in the freezer. I've been too lazy to do it recently, but it tastes so much better.




Same here, I love making my own pasta whenever I have the time. It's just a pain in the ass because it takes so much time, with the rolling and kneading the dough, rolling it super thin, slicing it with a knife, hanging the pasta on a wire rack to dry, etc… but soooooo much better and chewier than store-bought pasta when you're finally finished.




you seem to be making it more work than it really is. I never dry my pasta




Really? You never hang it on a wire rack like this? I always thought that was essential to making pasta, especially spaghetti or linguine. I don't dry it if I'm making something like ravioli obviously.



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weevils

I go through flour fast enough that I dont have to worry about it but it's just
like with rice or any other grain, there's always weevil eggs present and they
will hatch and breed




This must be a regional thing. I have never seen weevils in California, the first time I ever saw them was in a bag of rice when I was living in Philadelphia.





nope. I dont dry my pasta, doesnt matter the type, if you used egg in the recipe
the egg will cook and keep shit together, cook time is about 2-3 minutes
depending on the thickness

as for the weevils, they're worldwide, you probably havent heard of them because
people sift them out or cook them into what ever you're eating and they never
mention it.... or they've gone through the flour fast and it was never noticed


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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22227859 - 09/12/15 04:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

hell yes


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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #22227905 - 09/12/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Your mums a weevil


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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22227923 - 09/12/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Pretty much what pris said. We have had a huge problem with them a few years ago. I mean we ended up with hundreds or thousands of weevil moths flying around. We searched everywhere and could NOT find where they were coming from. We started keeping everything in the fridge/freezer that they would eat, set up pheromone traps and got hundreds of them and they still weren't disappearing. Eventually we found a giant can of oatmeal that someone (assuming one of my grandparents) had stuffed somewhere no one would look.

But flour can also go rancid. I dunno how long that takes, because I've never had it happen (and I've had flour last a long ass time) but it's a possibility nonetheless.

I still keep most of my flours and stuff in the fridge/freezer because stuff like my pasta or bread flour does not get used regularly.


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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22228190 - 09/12/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Weevils are a huge nuisance, getting in the cereal & sugar & flour & whatnot..

You guys that make your own pasta..

I'm not big on spaghetti, I'd make it sometimes, but I'd definitely bootleg some chicken spaghetti.


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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: The5thBeatle]
    #22233746 - 09/13/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i like to commit victim-less crimes
so yes, I would be cooking spaghetti in my closet


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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: blackdust]
    #22234169 - 09/13/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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twighead said:
Your mums a weevil





SHOTS FIRED!

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so yes, I would be cooking spaghetti in my closet





I believe you already may


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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22234308 - 09/13/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Just when I thought I was deleting all my internet history :tongue:


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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22234585 - 09/13/15 09:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I would make a spaghetti lab


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Re: If spaghetti was illegal, would you make your own? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22234616 - 09/13/15 09:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I would...whether I needed it or not.


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