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Offlinecamilozk
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how to hide the truth?
    #22220296 - 09/11/15 06:08 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

so, my parents come to visit and I am in the middle of a nice batch of cubensis. They are in an area where every visitor can see them because I want them to be easily reachable, so there is no doubt that my parents will see them. I also need to work on them, so I am not willing to hide my activity. But I would be really happy if I could find a nice cover-up, like telling them that they are edible mushroom. I know that my father will show a lot of interest so the cover-up has to be good. Which specie of mushroom can I use to hide the truth?

:smile:


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Re: how to hide the truth? [Re: camilozk] * 5
    #22220310 - 09/11/15 06:13 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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camilozk said:
They are in an area where every visitor can see them



Stop growing. Just seriously stop. I mean unless you like spending time in prison.


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Re: how to hide the truth? [Re: camilozk] * 1
    #22220324 - 09/11/15 06:18 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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camilozk said:
so, my parents come to visit and I am in the middle of a nice batch of cubensis. They are in an area where every visitor can see them because I want them to be easily reachable, so there is no doubt that my parents will see them. I also need to work on them, so I am not willing to hide my activity. But I would be really happy if I could find a nice cover-up, like telling them that they are edible mushroom. I know that my father will show a lot of interest so the cover-up has to be good. Which specie of mushroom can I use to hide the truth?

:smile:



You sir, are not very smart. At all


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Re: how to hide the truth? [Re: camilozk]
    #22220328 - 09/11/15 06:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Stupid as this scenario is, you could just buy a box of edible mushrooms from a shop, mix them in with the shit you're growing and cook your parents a meal using them. Unless they already suspect exactly what you're up to, it should be fine. What the fuck you're doing keeping the grow in plain sight is beyond me, but either do what I just said or move the fucking thing.


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Re: how to hide the truth? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22220330 - 09/11/15 06:20 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm really hoping this is just a troll. It's one thing to not go out your way to hide it. It's an entirely different thing to purposely put it where any person can just spot it instantly. :facepalm:

Even hidden way out of sight where no one would feasibly ever go and being cautious as hell, I was still paranoid as fuck someone would find it. I dunno how anyone could manage to just have that shit in plain few and not have a heart attack every time there's a knock at the door.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: how to hide the truth? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22220332 - 09/11/15 06:22 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

uau...

I wasnt expecting this kind of violence. It looks like this is not a very friendly environment. Truth be told I was expecting some advice or ideas, and not this kind heavy behaviour...


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Re: how to hide the truth? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22220333 - 09/11/15 06:22 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I wouldn't keep them in an open area, someone is going to talk and you'll get in trouble or some shit.

But I'm gonna help you out anyways, but in the future just move them to a better area.

Say they are Shimeji mushrooms. They look pretty close to cubensis. Here's a pic of some shimeji


They're also known as beech mushrooms(there's white beech and brown beech varieties), They'll grow on wood and sawdust. Maybe coir, but I'm just pulling that outta my ass, so it's just a guess.


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InvisibleEllisDSox
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Re: how to hide the truth? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22220335 - 09/11/15 06:22 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I didn't see his post count. I assume it's a troll and I hope so, but even if it's not there are so many ways to hide the shit I just can't imagine someone being so oblivious.


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Re: how to hide the truth? [Re: camilozk]
    #22220340 - 09/11/15 06:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Dude, just hide them if you associate with people whom you can't trust with the truth. Any other option is just too risky.


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Re: how to hide the truth? [Re: camilozk]
    #22220343 - 09/11/15 06:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

camilozk said:
uau...

I wasnt expecting this kind of violence. It looks like this is not a very friendly environment. Truth be told I was expecting some advice or ideas, and not this kind heavy behaviour...



Are they legal there? I mean you're on a board where virtually everyone lives somewhere, where growing them is prison time.

If they're legal there, my bad. It's not really illogical to just assume that people posting here are subject to being severely fucked over for getting busted with it.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Offlinecamilozk
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Re: how to hide the truth? [Re: camilozk]
    #22220347 - 09/11/15 06:27 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I dont know what kind of visitors you receive in your homes. I trust everyone that steps into my house, and I have nothing to hide to any of them...

Second thing, they are obviously not in front of the door. they are on top of a placard in one of the rooms. They are obviously not in sight of everybody that comes to the house, but if you spend one week in the house, sooner or later you will see me working on them.

Seriously people, you are talking about trolls and some of you are the most violent people here...

I even regret trying to get support here...


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Re: how to hide the truth? [Re: camilozk] * 1
    #22220350 - 09/11/15 06:27 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

People are just concerned for you dude. What you are doing, in the way you are doing it, is extremely reckless and dangerous.


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Re: how to hide the truth? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22220351 - 09/11/15 06:28 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I helped :lol:

edit: Accept my help god dangit :crankey:


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Edited by Achillita (09/11/15 06:28 AM)


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Re: how to hide the truth? [Re: camilozk]
    #22220355 - 09/11/15 06:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

camilozk said:
so, my parents come to visit and I am in the middle of a nice batch of cubensis. They are in an area where every visitor can see them because I want them to be easily reachable, so there is no doubt that my parents will see them. I also need to work on them, so I am not willing to hide my activity. But I would be really happy if I could find a nice cover-up, like telling them that they are edible mushroom. I know that my father will show a lot of interest so the cover-up has to be good. Which specie of mushroom can I use to hide the truth?

:smile:



Can you put a cloth or something over them and disguise the box as a table?  Or just move them somewhere else before they come?


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Re: how to hide the truth? [Re: camilozk]
    #22220356 - 09/11/15 06:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

No one's being violent.

I dunno how shit is where you live, but basically everywhere else the first rule is don't tell anyone. It doesn't matter how much you trust them, people talk. They drop information without thinking about it brag to their friends "my buddy is growing shrooms" or any number of scenarios.

Just clarify for me, so I know whether to feel like an asshole or justified. Is it legal to cultivate psychedelic mushrooms there?


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: how to hide the truth? [Re: camilozk] * 1
    #22220360 - 09/11/15 06:31 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

camilozk said:
I dont know what kind of visitors you receive in your homes. I trust everyone that steps into my house, and I have nothing to hide to any of them...

Second thing, they are obviously not in front of the door. they are on top of a placard in one of the rooms. They are obviously not in sight of everybody that comes to the house, but if you spend one week in the house, sooner or later you will see me working on them.

Seriously people, you are talking about trolls and some of you are the most violent people here...

I even regret trying to get support here...



Okay well, you can delete this thread, leave, and never come back!

:thatsayes:


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Offlinecamilozk
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Re: how to hide the truth? [Re: camilozk]
    #22220364 - 09/11/15 06:32 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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growing them is prison time




growing them is prision time if somebody that knows you are growing them goes to the police and tell them you are growing them. I do not gather with people with whom I not trust.

then, obviously, I trust my parents, but they are parent, people with a different mindset that wouldnt understand if someone does cocaine, smokes marihuana, or grows mushrooms. The easiest way is to simply tell them that they are what they are not.

Again, really dissapointed with the people that is acting violent.


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Re: how to hide the truth? [Re: camilozk] * 1
    #22220369 - 09/11/15 06:34 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Just ignore these clowns, they've lost touch with the fact that this is a fucking mushrooms growing website.


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Re: how to hide the truth? [Re: camilozk]
    #22220376 - 09/11/15 06:35 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Nobody's acting violent with you here.

We're just pointing out that if they don't understand and they are going to spend some time with you and will see you working with them, it's going to be hard to conceal the truth from them. It's just so much easier if you don't confront them with it. It's perfectly reasonable advice. Too bad if you want to choose a different route and run whatever risk associated with it, but that's up to you.


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Re: how to hide the truth? [Re: camilozk] * 2
    #22220379 - 09/11/15 06:37 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)



By the sound of it is indeed not legal to grow shrooms there.

You said in your OP that it's in a spot any visitor can see and that you refuse to hide your activity. So there you go. I'm sorry if you're offended by me calling it as I see it, but that cavalier attitude is going to get you busted some day. Short of sheer luck, it's a guarantee.

I stand by my earlier statement. Stop growing. You're going to get busted for it.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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